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I Wanna Put In The Starting Bid For Daniel's Lexus


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Hi DanielSince you are getting rid of the Lexus anyway........................ How about sending it to a guy in the "hammer" I am sure the steel company pollution will do wonders for the paint job on that car!

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heyyeah daniel if you sell it that will just put 1 more car on the streets thats killing the earth. same for the truck. if they can afford a lexus they can afford a hybrid. looks like youll need to either donate it or scrap it treehugger

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Me:Ill take the Lexus Daniel, but I wont pay a cent over 60 bucksDN: Sir, the Lexus costs $25,000Me: Okay, 70 bucksDN: Wha...What?Me: FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS!DN: Thats twice what it costs!!Me: .....40 bucksI dont know how to haggle

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cop: next we have these pair of panties taken from a prostitute we arrestedquagmire: 50 bucks.....cop: the prostitute had 9 STD'squagmire: 45 bucks......cop: and when we arrested her, she soiled herselfquagmire: 50 bucks.....

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