I Got In The Shower!

[Nikki_N 17]

as long as it wasn't in the champagne room... cus there is no sex in the champagne room...

Just 'cause she dances GoGo that don't make her a ho, no. Augmented:Pick a new girl. You are on the friend ladder. If she were truly romantically interested in you and not just your ability to stroke her ego, you would be ****ing her by now. The Ladder Theory

[Ouch-8s 4]

Pick a new girl. You are on the friend ladder. If she were truly romantically interested in you and not just your ability to stroke her ego, you would be ****ing her by now. The Ladder Theory

I've been spreading the gospel of the ladder theory for many years now; are you one of my converts or did some other brave missionary introduce you to it?

[IQCrash 1]

Pick a new girl. You are on the friend ladder. If she were truly romantically interested in you and not just your ability to stroke her ego, you would be ****ing her by now.

Thank goodness someone else said it too.

[Nikki_N 17]

I've been spreading the gospel of the ladder theory for many years now; are you one of my converts or did some other brave missionary introduce you to it?

The actual well thought out document with illustrations was introduced to me by a good guy friend (who is totally on my friend ladder, but he doesn't pine for me so that's okay. He is also a good friend of my huband's). Girls sort of know about the ladders deep down, which is what keeps guys like augmented from getting some from the hot, smart, friendly, tease ***** girl for whom he pines for all four years of high school. The ladder theory guy just figured it out and put it out there in the hopes that other young guys won't humiliate themselves for the rest of time over teenage girls that ultimately won't give them serious consideration because they want to date jerks who treat them like crap.

[mrdannyg 274]

I've been spreading the gospel of the ladder theory for many years now; are you one of my converts or did some other brave missionary introduce you to it?

i've got one main problem with the ladder theory, and i will express that as a question:how many women end up in long-term relationships and/or marriage with guys they do, or would, consider friends?aka, what's of primary importance in a relationship to a women - romance/sex/etc, or friendship?i don't know the answer btw.

[Theraflu 1,035]

i don't know the answer btw.

Really?

[Tailspin 0]

i think that OP needs to get a picture of a happy family and paste his and her faces on it, frame it and give it to her.. if that doesnt work I would suggest a trip to Sandals in Jamaica.

[Ouch-8s 4]

Really?

lol

[speedz99 145]

Really?

niiiiiiice

sorry, i should finish my story. the next morning, after i send the email, she calls me and we meet for lunch at noahs. there she tells me how sweet my email was, how she saved it, how i am definitely someone she'd like to date, how she likes me "a lot", and then goes into all the reasons that it wont work because of god damn andrew.

You seem like a nice guy. Stop talking to this girl immediately. Ignoring her is literally your only chance of getting your dick wet. If she never comes around, then fuck it. There will be plenty of girls at Stanford that were geeks in high school and will revel in your attention.Good luck.

[augmented 0]

thanks guys. this really does help, and though i dont agree with all of it given certain things about her that i know and you dont, it helps me see things differently. i'm currently thinking about this hot senior who likes me but is a total raging hippie vegetarian dike who tries to impose her will on others. shes hot though.

[Theraflu 1,035]

thanks guys. this really does help, and though i dont agree with all of it given certain things about her that i know and you dont, it helps me see things differently. i'm currently thinking about this hot senior who likes me but is a total raging hippie vegetarian dike who tries to impose her will on others. shes hot though.

if you can hook up with her and not get attached, go for it.

[mrdannyg 274]

Really?

well met

niiiiiiiceYou seem like a nice guy. Stop talking to this girl immediately. Ignoring her is literally your only chance of getting your dick wet. If she never comes around, then fuck it. There will be plenty of girls at Stanford that were geeks in high school and will revel in your attention.Good luck.

listen to this man, this is the best way to get your wick dipped. he gets more ***** than you'd believe.

thanks guys. this really does help, and though i dont agree with all of it given certain things about her that i know and you dont, it helps me see things differently. i'm currently thinking about this hot senior who likes me but is a total raging hippie vegetarian dike who tries to impose her will on others. shes hot though.

do it. girls like that have self-confidence, but are usually easy to manipulate too, so its best of both worlds. as long as you don't let her impose her will on you with any consistency, that's a good spot to get your money in. if she's used to pressuring others, she may allow a boyfriend to exercise control over her.and no, i don't know what i'm talking about.

Really?

damnit

[IQCrash 1]

You're like a little puppy. You're gonna get walked all over by women.Have fun.

[kers2 0]

k let me back up a bit. okkkkkkayyyyyyyyy. because this really shoulda worked. we were talking on aim. she is in my european history class, ok? here are some tidbits of the conversation, verbatim:zoe: "i wanna ask you a question because i feel bold. bold = tight. i am curious as to why i catch you staring at me in AP euro, or if you even are. if so, i am extremely flattered. please provide insight."me: "well thats a pretty bold question....i mean, aesthetically speaking, i'd rather look at you than anyone else in there, but you're also right in my line of vision [she sits right across from me] and i guess i stare at a lot of people [which is true]. is that enough?"zoe: "okay, so its not because you are madly in love with me or anything?"[wow]me: "lol, no." (didnt quite know what to say there)zoe: "okay, just checking. damn, my ego deflated a little bit there "after a few minutes....me: "well, no one else is online, but i dont really know what to say." (we had acknowledged the awkwardness of the moment already)zoe: well, i have something to say. i am gonna go downstairs and eat some chocolate, and then wash my extremely attractive self with some lotion, and then curl up into bed with a book."me: "sounds good, ok"zoe: "if you feel you want to say anything else, feel free to email me. i'm sorry for making this awkward."me: "its all good, no worries, ok"we are talking a little bit....zoe: "oh my god, i need sleeeeep."me: "hey, i ain't making you stay."zoe: "yeah you are...you're the one who makes me feel good, and bad when i have to sign off."me: "well i guess its in my best interest to keep you here, but if i really cared i'd make sure you got some sleep, so sign the **** off."zoe: "okay, goodnight rubes...ix cube." [my name is reuben]so it took me a long time to get up the courage to write her that email, but she asked for it, and it seemed hard to imagine based on that conversation that she didnt want me to stick it in her. everyone i told said the same thing.by the way, i hate you guys.

Wow... just when I thought this couldnt get any funnier...

sorry, i should finish my story. the next morning, after i send the email, she calls me and we meet for lunch at noahs. there she tells me how sweet my email was, how she saved it, how i am definitely someone she'd like to date, how she likes me "a lot", and then goes into all the reasons that it wont work because of god damn andrew.

To be fair, he is pretty much the sexiest man alive

so i'm like whatever thats fine, but i obviously feel no closure. so the next day we have another aim conversation, which is much more serious and which i have saved on word. you guys wanna see it? its too long, forget it. anyway, my first question was "if you knew all along that nothing was gonna happen between us, why did you go so far out of your way to get me to tell you that i liked you?" to which she replied something like "well, i was pretty sure you were into me but i wanted to make sure that all our feelings were out on the table before we could proceed." so i told her that it was annoying because i felt so ridiculously led on by the whole thing, and how i shouldnt have sent that email. and she replied that the email was incredibly sweet and flattering and that i shouldnt be embarrassed at all, and basically told me that her decision has absolutely nothing to do with me, which is true. if you want the entire convo, pm me and we'll make it happen.we both like each other and we know it, and nothings going down. that suxorz. to IQcrash, she in fact did want me to send the email, so i did follow her request, so since i aint getting any from teh ladies, suck my balls.

OK boss, here's the deal. Have you ever seen this movie? Its a classic (lots of boobs, funny stereotypes, etc.)You need a little less "Ricky Lipman" and a little more "Jake Wyler"

[CrackofmyACE 1]

k let me back up a bit. okkkkkkayyyyyyyyy. because this really shoulda worked. we were talking on aim. she is in my european history class, ok? here are some tidbits of the conversation, verbatim:zoe: "i wanna ask you a question because i feel bold. bold = tight. i am curious as to why i catch you staring at me in AP euro, or if you even are. if so, i am extremely flattered. please provide insight."me: "well thats a pretty bold question....i mean, aesthetically speaking, i'd rather look at you than anyone else in there, but you're also right in my line of vision [she sits right across from me] and i guess i stare at a lot of people [which is true]. is that enough?"zoe: "okay, so its not because you are madly in love with me or anything?"[wow]me: "lol, no." (didnt quite know what to say there)zoe: "okay, just checking. damn, my ego deflated a little bit there "after a few minutes....me: "well, no one else is online, but i dont really know what to say." (we had acknowledged the awkwardness of the moment already)zoe: well, i have something to say. i am gonna go downstairs and eat some chocolate, and then wash my extremely attractive self with some lotion, and then curl up into bed with a book."me: "sounds good, ok"zoe: "if you feel you want to say anything else, feel free to email me. i'm sorry for making this awkward."me: "its all good, no worries, ok"we are talking a little bit....zoe: "oh my god, i need sleeeeep."me: "hey, i ain't making you stay."zoe: "yeah you are...you're the one who makes me feel good, and bad when i have to sign off."me: "well i guess its in my best interest to keep you here, but if i really cared i'd make sure you got some sleep, so sign the **** off."zoe: "okay, goodnight rubes...ix cube." [my name is reuben]so it took me a long time to get up the courage to write her that email, but she asked for it, and it seemed hard to imagine based on that conversation that she didnt want me to stick it in her. everyone i told said the same thing.by the way, i hate you guys.

its like something out of a really bad chick flick