pokerstarben 0 Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 Last week I was talking to my friends and they had mentioned that the local hospital was throwing a No Limit Texas Holdem tourney for fun for blind people, I thought hey this is the time to master my skills I should play there teach those people how you really play poker. The only problem was how to get in the game, you have to be blind to play wich dosen't make much sense since you cant see your cards, but any ways what I found out is that they layed there cards on the table and a helper would whisper in there ears what cards they had, I think to myself jesus this is better then I thought I can see there whole cards I cant lose, any ways I got in there game by wearing sun glasses and saying I was blind. I took those suckers for everything they had, they even gave me a prise because i'm the best poker player in the world. Link to post Share on other sites
slappy110 0 Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 youre ridiculous Link to post Share on other sites
wrigh1 0 Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 youre an idiot. Link to post Share on other sites
AllenRay4 0 Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 i love this guy! at first i hated him but if he keeps showing up every 3 weeks with a funny @$$ made up story then i'm all for it.the two best parts were him typing out "No Limit Texas Hold 'Em" and then also "i took those suckers for everything they had"i think the Hellmuth story was better but beating blind people who had a 'helper' is pretty hilarious Link to post Share on other sites
KStrom 0 Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 uhh rofl Link to post Share on other sites
Eclypse 0 Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 Well, you finally got me to laugh at one of your posts.Congratulations!LOL! Link to post Share on other sites
TFABOM 0 Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 Hi-lariousGood job son. Link to post Share on other sites
AllenRay4 0 Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 whats even funnier is if you go look at all his past posts...this was the very first one he ever made:http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...=534&highlight=even "admin" responded! i dunno, maybe because no one responded to his plea he decided to get our attention another way. either way, keep em comin, once every 3 wks sounds about right Link to post Share on other sites
JFarrell20 1 Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 im gonna let the pope know that you should be next in line, St. Benjamin. Link to post Share on other sites
dimseven 0 Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Bump Link to post Share on other sites
teneight 1 Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 OP, anyway i could join this game?jk Link to post Share on other sites
spm 1 Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 Last week I was talking to my friends and they had mentioned that the local hospital was throwing a No Limit Texas Holdem tourney for fun for blind people, I thought hey this is the time to master my skills I should play there teach those people how you really play poker. The only problem was how to get in the game, you have to be blind to play wich dosen't make much sense since you cant see your cards, but any ways what I found out is that they layed there cards on the table and a helper would whisper in there ears what cards they had, I think to myself jesus this is better then I thought I can see there whole cards I cant lose, any ways I got in there game by wearing sun glasses and saying I was blind. I took those suckers for everything they had, they even gave me a prise because i'm the best poker player in the world.Pity they didnt teach you to spell prize..... Link to post Share on other sites
AceJackOffS 0 Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 Bump how far back did you have to go to find this? Link to post Share on other sites
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