X ima splasher X 0 Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 I AM BROKE I want to play a little online poker though, anybody want to donate?or help me find somewhere to get started ?thanks Link to post Share on other sites
tobytobey 0 Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 http://www.pokerbank.blogspot.com/ Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 I AM BROKE I want to play a little online poker though, anybody want to donate?or help me find somewhere to get started ?thankstake 20 dollars, play Heads up low limits and turn it into 40., then play 25 cent NL cash games and turn it into 100., then play a few 10 dollar sng's cash and turn it into 200., then play 50 cent NL cash games and turn it into 400.then jump on a 1 dollar NL cash table for the min, and push preflop with big hands double up, and do this everyday for a week., then you should be over 600 at which point u can start multitabling 25 cent NL tables. to have your account at 1 grand after a month. take 200 from your grand and switch it to another site that offers good short handed tables. be agressive with that and turn it into another grand in a week playing short handed NL tables.cheers Link to post Share on other sites
Wandigo 1 Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 instantbankroll.com Link to post Share on other sites
mcderve 0 Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 stand on the corner, beg for change, once you save up enough money, get a suit, go fill out some job apps. wait by the phone, get a job, get your first paycheck, then put your own money on the site ur own money on a pokersite u broke bum! Link to post Share on other sites
reyho 0 Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 I AM BROKE I want to play a little online poker though, anybody want to donate?or help me find somewhere to get started ?thanksHere's a novel idea. Why don't you take advantage of the play money that the sites offer. Seems like a better idea doing that then begging for money and being a pathetic loser. Link to post Share on other sites
finztotheleft 0 Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 take 20 dollars, play Heads up low limits and turn it into 40., then play 25 cent NL cash games and turn it into 100., then play a few 10 dollar sng's cash and turn it into 200., then play 50 cent NL cash games and turn it into 400.then jump on a 1 dollar NL cash table for the min, and push preflop with big hands double up, and do this everyday for a week., then you should be over 600 at which point u can start multitabling 25 cent NL tables. to have your account at 1 grand after a month. take 200 from your grand and switch it to another site that offers good short handed tables. be agressive with that and turn it into another grand in a week playing short handed NL tables.cheers Very nice !My first instinct was to call for the dancing lock, but this thread could turn out to be very humorous. Link to post Share on other sites
caviness36 0 Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 Unfortunately, most people spend all day ripping you apart instead of offering a suggestion. It's rare to get anything constructive when you ask for help. Bear in mind that you did start by begging, which only feeds the hunger of these wolves. Nonetheless, I'll take a stab at giving you some direction. You can always start the ole freeroll route. Tropical Poker and Jungle Poker both offer freerolls daily, and they don't get a ton of players. Tropical never has more than about 200 for their $50 and $100 freerolls. Neither site is my favorite, but you really can't beat it for freerolls. There are many other sites out there that offer freerolls, but most either require a deposit in order to qualify for them, or have so many players that it's not worth it. Another thing to check out would be the freeroll forums. Hiddenfreeroll.com comes to mind as a good one to try. If you can navigate through the muck, they will usually point you in the right direction of daily freerolls. Other than that, the usual applies. Consider either using pokersourceonline if you haven't tried any of those sites before, or try to put $50-$100 together by saving some money and then give it a go. Good luck. Link to post Share on other sites
X ima splasher X 0 Posted September 11, 2006 Author Share Posted September 11, 2006 hey everybody, i just wanted like 3.30 on pokerstars to try a tournament.and i have mono, so consider it a donation...?haha thanks everybody anyways Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 hey everybody, i just wanted like 3.30 on pokerstars to try a tournament.and i have mono, so consider it a donation...?haha thanks everybody anywaysWhat is your stars name? Link to post Share on other sites
X ima splasher X 0 Posted September 11, 2006 Author Share Posted September 11, 2006 thanks caviness, i will try that.pokerstars name is L hate poker Link to post Share on other sites
Stylin_Fish 0 Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 Sell Drugs/Make Millions/Blow millons on poker. Link to post Share on other sites
cuddlemonkey 0 Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 You would be surprised how much you can make in just one weekend hustling *** for the sailors at the docks. One trip to sea and everyone starts to look good to those boys. Link to post Share on other sites
Flushgarden 0 Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 Stop splashing so much? Link to post Share on other sites
X ima splasher X 0 Posted September 11, 2006 Author Share Posted September 11, 2006 splashing is a key part of everybody's strategy.it always works 100%i plan on writing a book about it Here's a novel idea. Why don't you take advantage of the play money that the sites offer. Seems like a better idea doing that then begging for money and being a pathetic loser.i have a novel idea for you as well. stop jacking off to fake boobs on leisure sut larry. Link to post Share on other sites
Flushgarden 0 Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 splashing is a key part of everybody's strategy.it always works 100%i plan on writing a book about itYeah it has obviously worked well for you. Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 Ban/Lock/Delete/Whatever. Link to post Share on other sites
finztotheleft 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 splashing is a key part of everybody's strategy.it always works 100%i plan on writing a book about iti have a novel idea for you as well. stop jacking off to fake boobs on leisure sut larry.That was sweet......way to be rude when you are here begging for money Link to post Share on other sites
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