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Spotted Owl with a Baby Seal reduction. Add some Bengal Tiger to taste.
I had an Owl fly into my windshield one night while driving on the interstate. I was probably going about 85mph when it happened.
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I dont like the stuff anyway...I've been invited to several "black tie" events over the years and it never fails that the host has "THE BEST CAVIAR MONEY CAN BUY!!!"....phooey I say...I usually dip the crackers in the ranch dressing...You guys will like this.... a few years ago I was invited to the grand opening of Alltel arena in Little Rock. The big shots from the phone giant had every kind of high-dollar wine and caviar imaginable (along with Corona of course)I was drinking beer along with my friends, and the upper class guys were taking a small bite of caviar, a sip of wine, and eating a rose petal from a boquet in the center of the table. After watching this nonsense for a while, I decided to eat one.By the end of the evening Shane, Dale, Tony and I were stuffing entire roses in our mouths and slugging down beer to wash the taste from our extremely intoxicated taste buds. Tony was injured from a stray thorn and I had some sort of rash on my hiney for a few weeks (probably due to the after dinner strip club more than the roses)The execs were highly impressed to say the least...

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