speedz99 145 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 I'm glad Suiteds lady got the flowers. That was some tense catch-up. Heh. I bet he gets laid, but it goes poorly. But she likes him enough to let him make up for it. I don't think Joanna likes you, speedz. Whaaaat? Totally unfair! I've been nothing but supportive! Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 hey has everybody already gotten all their tax stuff yet, like 1099s and such? I'm still waiting on 2 that I know of and it's already the 14th. I know bulk mail is slower than regular but geeeeez louiiiiise. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Shut up shake, we're busy talking about how LG doesn't like me. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 I think they do a little making out, maybe a little under the sweater over the bra action, some dry humping, but I don't think little Kyrie makes an appearance. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Oh, did we change subjects? I don't think she likes you either. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 yeah of course she doesn't like you speedz, jesus let's move on. my tax question? Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 I have all my stuff. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 I got all my stuff as of today Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 well shit. my life is so hard! and sorry speedz I didn't mean to be so insensitive back there. she doesn't like you because you're jewish. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 I thought it was because he was a jerk. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 was he actually a jerk, or did he just give her the facts she didn't want to hear? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 well yeah could be I mean there's just so many things to hate about speedz 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrie Eleison 42 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Thanks nappy. Glad to hear about your cool boss. Here's to BROing out hard very soon. No chance I get laid tonight. Probably not even any boob action either. She won't want to come over after dinner because of work tomorrow and a late reservation. But this weekend could be different if things go well. Fingers crossed! Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Maybe he gave her the facts she didn't want to hear, but did so in a jerky way. There's probably other things we're forgetting. Like that one time with the thing. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Thanks nappy. Glad to hear about your cool boss. Here's to BROing out hard very soon. No chance I get laid tonight. Probably not even any boob action either. She won't want to come over after dinner because of work tomorrow and a late reservation. But this weekend could be different if things go well. Fingers crossed! Not sure what this has to do with speedz's unlikeability. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 I remember the time she emailed you to ask how to perform oral sex on a girl, and your response was effectively written as if you were performing it on her. I really enjoyed that. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 I bet you did. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 So anyway... She won't want to come over after dinner because of work tomorrow and a late reservation. But this weekend could be different if things go well. Fingers crossed! This is bullshit. What's with not coming over because of work tomorrow? Like you can't stay out late one night and drink some coffee the next morning? Kids these days. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 she knows that if she get's in the bed with suited she's gonna need something a lot stronger than coffee to get her back out again! you know what I'm sayin! edit: I'm sayin' a large knife, possibly bolt cutters. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Kyrie Eleison 42 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 This is bullshit. What's with not coming over because of work tomorrow? Like you can't stay out late one night and drink some coffee the next morning? Kids these days. didn't say i was happy about it. she knows that if she get's in the bed with suited she's gonna need something a lot stronger than coffee to get her back out again! you know what I'm sayin! edit: I'm sayin' a large knife, possibly bolt cutters. we all knew what you were saying. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 this girl is BULLSHIT and not worth your time just have to say it again I'm sorry 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskers 680 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 I agree she is BULLSHIT, but he's got plenty of time to spare so whatever. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 I don't know, she sounds right up my alley. a girl that appreciates a good nights sleep. I wouldn't stay out late on a week night either. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 well yeah could be I mean there's just so many things to hate about speedz was he actually a jerk, or did he just give her the facts she didn't want to hear? I thought it was because he was a jerk. and sorry speedz I didn't mean to be so insensitive back there. she doesn't like you because you're jewish. I liked this exchange so much that I Memento'd it! By accident. I remember the time she emailed you to ask how to perform oral sex on a girl, and your response was effectively written as if you were performing it on her. I really enjoyed that. I did who to her what now? I don't know, she sounds right up my alley. a girl that appreciates a good nights sleep. From the guy who wakes up at like 2 in the morning? At least I think that's your story. I don't know, I don't really care enough to pay close attention. What am I, your therapist? Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Oh, and if she doesn't like me it's because of that thing someone already said about me telling her the truth but possibly in an insensitive way. Link to post Share on other sites
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