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I once, on a bet, threw a solo cup INTO another solo cup. This feat has never been duplicated since, and I did it in one shot.Also, I ate 2 large pizzas w/pepperoni and sausage in under 50 minutes, w/o vomitting. I'm not sure if that's amazing, but I felt like death for 3 days.And probably my most amazing feat:I was bombed one night my sophomore year, and declared out of nowhere to a girl at a party that I was psychic, and could guess with reasonable accurracy what card would come off the top of a shuffled deck. I was trying to figure out a way to make it look cute, and get a beej or HJ out of it, but I had no ideas. I went 4/4 in a52 card deck. For a while I actually thought I was psychic, but it's never worked again. Yes, I got a beej. In my friend's bathroom. During the act, I declared, "I predict you will be very angry with me, soon." When I wrang out the squeegee in her mouth without warning, she was indeed furious. 5/5.Okay, so I made that last bit up.Wang

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I once, on a bet, threw a solo cup INTO another solo cup. This feat has never been duplicated since, and I did it in one shot.Also, I ate 2 large pizzas w/pepperoni and sausage in under 50 minutes, w/o vomitting. I'm not sure if that's amazing, but I felt like death for 3 days.And probably my most amazing feat:I was bombed one night my sophomore year, and declared out of nowhere to a girl at a party that I was psychic, and could guess with reasonable accurracy what card would come off the top of a shuffled deck. I was trying to figure out a way to make it look cute, and get a beej or HJ out of it, but I had no ideas. I went 4/4 in a52 card deck. For a while I actually thought I was psychic, but it's never worked again. Yes, I got a beej. In my friend's bathroom. During the act, I declared, "I predict you will be very angry with me, soon." When I wrang out the squeegee in her mouth without warning, she was indeed furious. 5/5.Okay, so I made that last bit up.Wang
lmao that is hilarious
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I once squeezed a ping-pong ball between my thumb and forefinger and sent it flying across the room where it turned off the TV 15 feet away.
impressiveand shouldn't you ad fluffdog to your sig list?
I haven't come across as much fluffdog shit as I have with these other guys. Plus, fluffdog may be annoying, but I actually find that less annoying than someone (theredpill99, KowboyKoop, jack24bauer24) that intentionally tries to be annoying.
point taken(though I really can't stand the FUCKING SMILES that fluff always uses)
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as part of a bet/challenge i had to put a few drops of this hot sauce on my tounge, and this stuff is supposedly the hottest stuff you can get, my friend had to order it online. then i had to wash it down with a shot of everclear. and i was not drunk when i did this. wasnt fun.

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im trying to find the post, but at camp we convinced a kid to rub icy-hot or one of those cold creams on his nuts. he was in a lot of pain. he had to go to the hospital. he was diagnosed as having twisted testicles.this is not an amazing feat. i just like telling people we made this 12-year old kid get twisted testicles.

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