FCPHA: Big Table in the Back

[Nikki_N 17]

Ok, so what don't we know about you?Any hidden talents? I'm a pretty damn good baton twirler. What about your karate (or is it something else)? How did you get into that? Tae Kwon Do. I wanted to do martial arts. I chose this school because a Grand Master did much of the instruction himself. I was going to go for my second degree BB, but it's a big time commitment. Also, my instructor liked to make me his secretary for free and it got in the way of me actually learning. Any desire to learn more in that area? I might take Kung Fu someday. Right now, I'm gonna take belly dancing. I start next month.

[tall0n 1]

Do you have any idea what one of those outfits cost? I mean being cheap and all.

[dolfan 0]

Belly dancing?Pshhhhhh.You can't beat ass with belly dancing.

[Nikki_N 17]

Do you have any idea what one of those outfits cost? I mean being cheap and all.

I don't. I just want to learn to really make my hips tell the truth.

[Nikki_N 17]

Belly dancing?Pshhhhhh.You can't beat ass with belly dancing.

I'm trying to keep myself versatile.

[Jadaki 0]

Tried the Brad method for building a roll...........weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Fun, did you read DN's last two blogs about running 200 to 6k then blowing it in two sessions?

[Whiskey16 1]

Fun, did you read DN's last two blogs about running 200 to 6k then blowing it in two sessions?

No, but he pisses 6k before breakfast, so meh.

[tall0n 1]

I don't. I just want to learn to really make my hips tell the truth.

It's great exercise and much less about sexuality than people think. At least proper belly dancing. If you see a master at it, the grace and flow of the movements are incredible. then there's the sex part! a really good outfit is up in the 4 digit range.

[SAM_Hard8 50]

The way they make it is that they take aluminum blocks and put them through rollers to thin them out. As it gets closer to the finished thickness, it's very easy to break. So they put 2 sheets together and get them to the final thickness.The sides that go against the rollers come out shiny due to the heat and pressure, the sides that are together come out matte finish because there's no direct contact with the rollers. So now you know.

the proccess is called calendering.

[tall0n 1]

the proccess is called calendering.

which process. the flatenning out with rollers or the putting 2 sheets together?

[Nikki_N 17]

It's great exercise and much less about sexuality than people think. At least proper belly dancing. If you see a master at it, the grace and flow of the movements are incredible. then there's the sex part! a really good outfit is up in the 4 digit range.

That's what I want to learn a little of.

[tall0n 1]

Nikki,Who is the biggest threat to world peace on this earth?Do you vote?If your boys grew up and wanted to join the military, what would you do?What about if one of your boys was gay?Getting any tonight?Norm

[tall0n 1]

That's what I want to learn a little of.

But doesn't marital arts provide the same thing? At the extreme upper levels that you are at, isn't that what you are trying to achieve, perfect form, perfect balance? I'm asking, i don't know.

[dolfan 0]

Name: Kristen Susanne NicosonNickname: NikkiBorn: 12/12/73 in San Luis Obispo, CALives: Indianapolis, INJob: Assistant LibrarianFamily: Married (Dave the Pro) with two boys, Raistlin Jacob (11), and Conner Douglas (7)Seen Pam/Tommy tape: NoWould fuck: Norm, SharonWould marry: SAM, RenaeWould kill: Jeffrey, RaquelWould get teabagged by: TimWould sacrifice her life for: JohnWould get assraped by: BlueLikes: having her hair pulled, her ass slapped, and being choked with a dick, hot lesbian action (why does this read like a description of a porno?), Trent Reznor, fantasy novels, sci-fi and other nerdy stuffDislikes: Butterflies, Saturn, tossing salad, and not talking Bio:As much as she may deny it, Nikki is indelibly tied to this thread. And as much as anybody embodies any aspect of this place, Nikki is definitely the spirit, or the attitude, or however you want to describe it. Her free, rebellious, and often times downright dirty persona characterizes many of the ideals that this place began with. Anybody who’s read any of this thread knows that Nikki is, how should I put this, sexually open. No, that’s not it. Ummm….she’s experimental. Wait, that’s not quite it either. Nikki is sexually adventurous. That’s better, but it’s still missing something. She’s…Ah, fuck it. Let’s just tell the truth. She’s pretty much a dirty little whore. It’s cool, I can say it. She likes dirty talk. What a hooker.Just for fun, though, let’s run down the list. She’s been a stripper, has had sex with numerous women, has been tied up and publicly flogged, has been photographed with another girl, and has swung with her husband. Here’s the thing I don’t get, though. She has all that experience and no inhibitions, and which of us nailed her? The god damn virgin. What. The. Fuck.But when Nikki’s not sexing it up, she does have other talents. For instance, did you know that she’s actually a talented card player? It’s true. Of course, she has the unfair advantage of being married to Dave so perhaps that whole “learning by osmosis” theory has some merit. Plus, it’s not really difficult to only play the nuts aggressively (still talking about poker, you sickos). So, I guess when you get down to it, she’s a donkey who’s picked up a small bit of knowledge from her husband and who plays big hands very strongly. Yep, she’s talented. Talented like Jamie Gold. Now, we have to change gears for a moment because there’s more to Nikki than all of this. There’s also Kristen – a loving mother and wife. A prim and proper school librarian who has endearing fears like butterflies and Saturn. A geek at heart who enjoys science fiction and fantasy and will go to the midnight sale to buy a Harry Potter book. But, really, all that shit is dreadfully boring. What a nerd. Albeit a sexy, slutty nerd, but a nerd nonetheless. I just hope she doesn’t cast a Level XII fireball on my ass or something for this, I don’t think I have enough wizard points to block it. So, it might be Nikki that helped make the FCPHA what it is but it’s Kristen that we’ve all been lucky enough to get to know. Sure, we love Nikki, too. I mean, who doesn’t enjoy some good flirting and dirty talk every now and then? But knowing the girl behind the persona is what makes her truly special to us. She lives a life that many of us wouldn’t be able to handle, but she still manages to remain dedicated to her children and fiercely in love with her husband. I’m willing to bet that it may be the overt sexuality that drew most of us to Nikki in the first place, but it’s the genuine love Kristen radiates that keeps us around. That and the hope that some day maybe we’ll at least get a blowjob or something.

[tall0n 1]

Your best work yet!

[dolfan 0]

Fuck. Shoulda gone with "brain" at the end to include the girls, too. Woops.

[tall0n 1]

Nikki,Have you read David Eddings' The Belgariad?Have you taught your boys Dungeons and Dragons? Do you play with them?Between you and dave, Can your boys whip everyone's ass in trivia yet?Norm

[Nikki_N 17]

Name: Kristen Susanne NicosonNickname: NikkiBorn: 12/12/73 in San Luis Obispo, CALives: Indianapolis, INJob: Assistant LibrarianFamily: Married (Dave the Pro) with two boys, Raistlin Jacob (11), and Conner Douglas (7)Seen Pam/Tommy tape: NoWould fuck: Norm, SharonWould marry: SAM, RenaeWould kill: Jeffrey, RaquelWould get teabagged by: TimWould sacrifice her life for: JohnWould get assraped by: BlueLikes: having her hair pulled, her ass slapped, and being choked with a dick, hot lesbian action (why does this read like a description of a porno?), Trent Reznor, fantasy novels, sci-fi and other nerdy stuffDislikes: Butterflies, Saturn, tossing salad, and not talking Bio:As much as she may deny it, Nikki is indelibly tied to this thread. And as much as anybody embodies any aspect of this place, Nikki is definitely the spirit, or the attitude, or however you want to describe it. Her free, rebellious, and often times downright dirty persona characterizes many of the ideals that this place began with. Anybody who’s read any of this thread knows that Nikki is, how should I put this, sexually open. No, that’s not it. Ummm….she’s experimental. Wait, that’s not quite it either. Nikki is sexually adventurous. That’s better, but it’s still missing something. She’s…Ah, fuck it. Let’s just tell the truth. She’s pretty much a dirty little whore. It’s cool, I can say it. She likes dirty talk. What a hooker.Just for fun, though, let’s run down the list. She’s been a stripper, has had sex with numerous women, has been tied up and publicly flogged, has been photographed with another girl, and has swung with her husband. Here’s the thing I don’t get, though. She has all that experience and no inhibitions, and which of us nailed her? The god damn virgin. What. The. Fuck.But when Nikki’s not sexing it up, she does have other talents. For instance, did you know that she’s actually a talented card player? It’s true. Of course, she has the unfair advantage of being married to Dave so perhaps that whole “learning by osmosis” theory has some merit. Plus, it’s not really difficult to only play the nuts aggressively (still talking about poker, you sickos). So, I guess when you get down to it, she’s a donkey who’s picked up a small bit of knowledge from her husband and who plays big hands very strongly. Yep, she’s talented. Talented like Jamie Gold. Now, we have to change gears for a moment because there’s more to Nikki than all of this. There’s also Kristen – a loving mother and wife. A prim and proper school librarian who has endearing fears like butterflies and Saturn. A geek at heart who enjoys science fiction and fantasy and will go to the midnight sale to buy a Harry Potter book. But, really, all that shit is dreadfully boring. What a nerd. Albeit a sexy, slutty nerd, but a nerd nonetheless. I just hope she doesn’t cast a Level XII fireball on my ass or something for this, I don’t think I have enough wizard points to block it. So, it might be Nikki that helped make the FCPHA what it is but it’s Kristen that we’ve all been lucky enough to get to know. Sure, we love Nikki, too. I mean, who doesn’t enjoy some good flirting and dirty talk every now and then? But knowing the girl behind the persona is what makes her truly special to us. She lives a life that many of us wouldn’t be able to handle, but she still manages to remain dedicated to her children and fiercely in love with her husband. I’m willing to bet that it may be the overt sexuality that drew most of us to Nikki in the first place, but it’s the genuine love Kristen radiates that keeps us around. That and the hope that some day maybe we’ll at least get a blowjob or something.

The bolded parts are hilarious. Plus you were all sweet and stuff in the end. Thanks, baby.

[dolfan 0]

The bolded parts are hilarious. Plus you were all sweet and stuff in the end. Thanks, baby.

I always try to include a little bit of "sweet and stuff" in the end. Glad you enjoyed it.

[Nikki_N 17]

Nikki,Have you read David Eddings' The Belgariad? Yep and the Mallorean. The only one I never read was Polgara the Sorcerer because it was written way later and I never got back to Eddings. Have you taught your boys Dungeons and Dragons? Do you play with them? We are in the process of teaching them that game. And yes we play all sorts of geek games with them and we paint miniatures together.Between you and dave, Can your boys whip everyone's ass in trivia yet? They are pretty good. They are heavily influenced by our likes and dislikes for sure and the both read a lot. Conner probably has a better poker game than most seven year olds and Raist is pretty damn good at chess when he tries. Norm

[tall0n 1]

how about the first round of questions! Nikki,Are you adventurous when it comes to food?Spicy or Mild?What's the one thing you WON'T eat?Norm

[renaedawn 1]

It comes from a song and it's there because I like it. Actually, I just bought an album by a band called The National and it's a chorus to one of the songs (Slow Show). As with most lyrics, regardless of what the singer actually means, I find that I can relate to how I interpret them.

What it means to you is more what I was interested in.

[renaedawn 1]

Good thing he was playing 6max.

D'oh. I had to go look at it again because I thought I only saw 2 names on the list of players and seats.

[Nikki_N 17]

Nikki,Who is the biggest threat to world peace on this earth? I'm not sure. I don't want to point fingers. I have uninformed opinions.Do you vote? Yes.If your boys grew up and wanted to join the military, what would you do? I would be very, very worried about their safety.What about if one of your boys was gay? I think it would be harder on the family than it would be on me. They will be who they are. Getting any tonight? Dave and I talked about having lap dance night this morning. I just need to get the kids to bed at a decent hour. Norm

But doesn't marital arts provide the same thing? At the extreme upper levels that you are at, isn't that what you are trying to achieve, perfect form, perfect balance? I'm asking, i don't know.

That is an aspect of it. A big one. I'm just ready for something new.

[renaedawn 1]

Name: Kristen Susanne NicosonNickname: NikkiBorn: 12/12/73 in San Luis Obispo, CALives: Indianapolis, INJob: Assistant LibrarianFamily: Married (Dave the Pro) with two boys, Raistlin Jacob (11), and Conner Douglas (7)Seen Pam/Tommy tape: NoWould fuck: Norm, SharonWould marry: SAM, RenaeWould kill: Jeffrey, RaquelWould get teabagged by: TimWould sacrifice her life for: JohnWould get assraped by: BlueLikes: having her hair pulled, her ass slapped, and being choked with a dick, hot lesbian action (why does this read like a description of a porno?), Trent Reznor, fantasy novels, sci-fi and other nerdy stuffDislikes: Butterflies, Saturn, tossing salad, and not talking Bio:As much as she may deny it, Nikki is indelibly tied to this thread. And as much as anybody embodies any aspect of this place, Nikki is definitely the spirit, or the attitude, or however you want to describe it. Her free, rebellious, and often times downright dirty persona characterizes many of the ideals that this place began with. Anybody who’s read any of this thread knows that Nikki is, how should I put this, sexually open. No, that’s not it. Ummm….she’s experimental. Wait, that’s not quite it either. Nikki is sexually adventurous. That’s better, but it’s still missing something. She’s…Ah, fuck it. Let’s just tell the truth. She’s pretty much a dirty little whore. It’s cool, I can say it. She likes dirty talk. What a hooker.Just for fun, though, let’s run down the list. She’s been a stripper, has had sex with numerous women, has been tied up and publicly flogged, has been photographed with another girl, and has swung with her husband. Here’s the thing I don’t get, though. She has all that experience and no inhibitions, and which of us nailed her? The god damn virgin. What. The. Fuck.But when Nikki’s not sexing it up, she does have other talents. For instance, did you know that she’s actually a talented card player? It’s true. Of course, she has the unfair advantage of being married to Dave so perhaps that whole “learning by osmosis” theory has some merit. Plus, it’s not really difficult to only play the nuts aggressively (still talking about poker, you sickos). So, I guess when you get down to it, she’s a donkey who’s picked up a small bit of knowledge from her husband and who plays big hands very strongly. Yep, she’s talented. Talented like Jamie Gold. Now, we have to change gears for a moment because there’s more to Nikki than all of this. There’s also Kristen – a loving mother and wife. A prim and proper school librarian who has endearing fears like butterflies and Saturn. A geek at heart who enjoys science fiction and fantasy and will go to the midnight sale to buy a Harry Potter book. But, really, all that shit is dreadfully boring. What a nerd. Albeit a sexy, slutty nerd, but a nerd nonetheless. I just hope she doesn’t cast a Level XII fireball on my ass or something for this, I don’t think I have enough wizard points to block it. So, it might be Nikki that helped make the FCPHA what it is but it’s Kristen that we’ve all been lucky enough to get to know. Sure, we love Nikki, too. I mean, who doesn’t enjoy some good flirting and dirty talk every now and then? But knowing the girl behind the persona is what makes her truly special to us. She lives a life that many of us wouldn’t be able to handle, but she still manages to remain dedicated to her children and fiercely in love with her husband. I’m willing to bet that it may be the overt sexuality that drew most of us to Nikki in the first place, but it’s the genuine love Kristen radiates that keeps us around. That and the hope that some day maybe we’ll at least get a blowjob or something.

I agree with Norm. This one's really really good.The rest in white because nobody should read it but since I thought it I'm gonna put it out there anyway.This one really hit me in the face with how much Kristen's sexiness comes through. Brett didn't (and most of you don't) describe me in the same terms as you do Kristen. I'm not sure why that bugs me but it does. Dammit, I wanna be sexy too. Wonder if I can change my whole persona or the perception of me in here.