bleacherbum3 9 Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Henry's going to work so he can be rude to degenerate gamblers all night.Then bartime.Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 But let me ask you this: do you ever burn, burn, like a wicker cabinet?I'm more like oragamy. Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 shove a cock in his mouthThat doesn't sound like much fun. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 A guy that works as an engineer in my plant is a gear head.Used to race Cobras and the like.I know his son-in-law worked at a tire place around here, and he knows a lot of car guys, so I asked him if he had any connections to help me get a deal on tires.He just came to my office and says "damn, I had no idea these tires were that expensive."Always nice.So I'm getting tires mounted this weekend, and hopefully, I'll be out for the low low bargain price of $650.-Jeffrey (not to be confused with Alan) Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Where do I get in line?Considering that you responded with this to both the opportunity to suck my balls and shove a cock in my mouth, I'm not sure how to answer that. Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 You would be more than welcome to come with me as long as you schlep to NJ That's the problem, it's the whole "schlep to NJ" thing that's a bit of a barrier. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Considering that you responded with this to both the opportunity to suck my balls and shove a cock in my mouth, I'm not sure how to answer that.Ummmm, well, ahhhhh, huh, uh, you see, um, I meant whichever one has the best shot of getting you naked. Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 SONOFABITCH. I had JUST got that out of my head.Just trying to cure you of the 4 song medley you had going earlier. Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Ummmm, well, ahhhhh, huh, uh, you see, um, I meant whichever one has the best shot of getting you naked.I'm gonna go with the one that doesn't involve penises in or around my mouthal area. Link to post Share on other sites
GWCGWC 83 Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Just don't forget to make a killing at the sports book.Apparently, I like to blow $200 at the craps table while drinking my morning coffee. The sports book will have to wait until lunch.Do you all offer the Fire Bet?I hit a $5 5-point fire bet my first full day in Vegas and it paid for my morning coffee the entire trip. shove a cock in his mouthevalA guy that works as an engineer in my plant is a gear head.Used to race Cobras and the like.I know his son-in-law worked at a tire place around here, and he knows a lot of car guys, so I asked him if he had any connections to help me get a deal on tires.He just came to my office and says "damn, I had no idea these tires were that expensive."Always nice.So I'm getting tires mounted this weekend, and hopefully, I'll be out for the low low bargain price of $650.-Jeffrey (not to be confused with Alan)That's like $4 in parts. -Sam Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Alright, marathon catch-up accomplished. Sorry for the bickering, rehashing, song-in-head-sticking, and general overexposure of myself for the past 90 minutes. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 That's like $4 in parts. -SamNice.I'm really not that surprised. I was hoping to get out for around $500, but I feared it was going to be more. I've gotten great durability out of the stock tires, over 60k miles, and the cheapest models in that size online were $100, so by the time I were to order, ship, and have to deal with taking them somewhere to be moutned, I'd probably still be well over $500, so I'm pretty comfortable with the deal they're giving me.Good 60k tires. I know we've gone through this before, but comfortable shoes, a good mattress, and tires are three things I would never skimp on. I don't need the most extravagant ones, but I'm not getting ones that the guys in the shop wouldn't put on a car they let their kids ride in. Link to post Share on other sites
Painter567 0 Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 I'd like to thank everyone that made this day happen.Hahahahahahahahahahahahaa! Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Alright, marathon catch-up accomplished. Sorry for the bickering, rehashing, song-in-head-sticking, and general overexposure of myself for the past 90 minutes.that's unpossible- angels Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 and general overexposure of myselfyou shaved your eyebrows? Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 that's unpossible- angelsFlattering and creepy, all rolled into one little post. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 I know that guys like Bobby Bowden and Joe Paterno should probably be allowed to finish out their careers however they wish, but FSU extending Bowden's contract just seems like bad business. Someone's gotta sit down and politely ask him to walk away if they're going to compete with Florida anytime soon.His halftime interview during the Florida game was a sorry state of affairs. It looked like he was drunk, and didn't even come close to answering any of the questions he was asked. Kids don't relate to him and he's not going to get the athletes that Meyer will. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Who had Evil Kinevil in the death pool? Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 I'm only through 2 paragraphs of the new SG article,a nd I'm already very excited about it. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 I'm gonna go with the one that doesn't involve penises in or around my mouthal area.So where do I get in line? Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Simmons is a genius. This would have to be the biggest "fuck yourselves" ever in sports, right?What if the Pats left Chris Hanson inactive for the Jets game and played without a punter? Wouldn't that be the ultimate slap in the face? Know this going in, Mangini ... we're not punting. Can you think of a better psychological ploy? It's one thing to go 19-0; it's another thing to be the team that intentionally scratched their punter before a game for the first-ever Eff You Transaction. Now I know what I want for Christmas. Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskey16 1 Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 So where do I get in line?Just ahead of the losers who already hit 30k posts on an internet forum. Link to post Share on other sites
Painter567 0 Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Who had Evil Kinevil in the death pool?Finally? Link to post Share on other sites
SAM_Hard8 50 Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 really? you're really going there? You can't see that i was making a joke? You really want me to start putting SW on my posts? or should i put hidden text "Sam, this is just a joke, please don't take it too seriously"?lemme know how i should handle this...cause either you're just being difficult, or i'm gonna have to dumb things down.No I seriously wan't you to understand when I'm playing ther game too. Maybe you should get your SW meter checked or at least take the corn cob out of your ass. Link to post Share on other sites
SAM_Hard8 50 Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 You forgot Johnhey! Link to post Share on other sites
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