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I didn't check my fantasy lineups while I was in KC and I had Sims Walker in my work keeper league and that cost me the game since I lost by 10 but had Maclin on the bench and he had a 20+ point day. Oops.
LOL What a fucking idiot
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I'm about to drink wine and eat french fries. Gourmet.edit: Yep...I liked my own post.

I'm back in the land of cold weather, wind, and snow. I left CA on a day it reached 90 degrees and arrived in Anchorage to 12 degree weather, caught a plane to Unalaska where it was 34 with 2 inches o

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I didn't get to see the game since I was in some shitty Kansas City casino. I would like to take this oppurtunity to thank the collection of retarded Iowa fans who all gave me between 7 and 1/2 to 10 points on the game and just more than paid for my entire weekend.
That shitty casino paid for those 50 yard line field level tickets to watch the 'Boys beat the Chiefs - in overtime even - so I don't think that casino is so shitty really.Morning everyone.We had a blast both at the game and in the shitty casino. PaiGow with a bonus and a PaiGow insurance bet is lovely mistress.
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And now you are 1 less crewmember, everyone on the ship is there for a reason. They just don't "Add" extra people.and what happens when 6 chicks show up pregnant? Now the sub can't function and another sailor gets screwed, cause that sub IS LEAVING with a full crew!I've seen it happen in the surface fleet. Chicks didn't feel like going to sea. get pregnant, miss ships movement, then have abortion. Seen it.
How about since we're gonna do away with 'don't ask, don't tell' let's just put all the gays on the subs.
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And, LOL if the Chiefs win with Ren, Josh and Ozzy at the game. Even though Ozzy would be excited beyond belief.
It was a lot of fun when the cowboys looked like they were gonna win near the end of the 4th quarter and then the chiefs scored again. When it went 20-13 with under 2 minutes left Ozzy and I took a self portrait in the stadium with him looking sad (loser) and me looking happy (winner) and I was really really really dreading having to retake that pic.Also, I decided for sure on Saturday night that mediocre tequila is just awful but good tequila is very very good. The waitress looked at us like we were crazy or superhuman, I'm not sure which, when we ordered 3 double vodka/cranberries and 3 shots of patron. After the 4th round she stopped looking at us like we were crazy. She had just accepted it by then.
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That shitty casino paid for those 50 yard line field level tickets to watch the 'Boys beat the Chiefs - in overtime even - so I don't think that casino is so shitty really.Morning everyone.We had a blast both at the game and in the shitty casino. PaiGow with a bonus and a PaiGow insurance bet is lovely mistress.
Indeed it did. I'll just never take a trip to KC to play poker, apparently you need to head down to St Louis to find any good games. Back to back hands, Ren makes royal flush, next hand I make a 9 high paigow. If I would have made the insurance bet it would have paid 100-1. She had her bonus bet on, and made $625 on the Royal. Oz made a straight flush later on, and I got envy bets on both of them so I still made money :club:
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Indeed it did. I'll just never take a trip to KC to play poker, apparently you need to head down to St Louis to find any good games. Back to back hands, Ren makes royal flush, next hand I make a 9 high paigow. If I would have made the insurance bet it would have paid 100-1. She had her bonus bet on, and made $625 on the Royal. Oz made a straight flush later on, and I got envy bets on both of them so I still made money :ts
I love that game.I swear I just kept looking at that hand and then looking at the payout sign. I must have went "Ac, Kc, Qc, Jc, 10c...no, that can't be right look again dummy" in my head 5 times before I finally accepted it and laid the hand down. It just didn't seem possible. You're not supposed to win $600 at paigow.
She also wanted to come play at our table.Pickle juice :club:
That was so awesome. Pickle juice?Yes, pickle juice.Lime juice?No pickle juice.LOL
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Any bowl game is better than 3-9, but one more recruiting class and Michigan will be right back where it belongs while Iowa goes back to being middle of the pack at best. Enjoy your one year to shine... until you lose 2 games because Iowa can't pull away from anyone (3 home wins by a combined 6 points) and since the Big-10 gets no national respect that will mean no BCS bowl for them.
The last time the Big 10 only had 1 team in the BCS was 2001-02
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It just didn't seem possible. You're not supposed to win $600 at paigow.
you're not supposed to hit trips and straight flushes every 30 hands on 3 card poker either, but you run good at the bonuses.
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Few Fisher comments.....(On Vince Young getting in the game)We were three and half or four scores out with seven left to go and I wanted to put him into the game. Kerry’s our starter and when games get out of hand either way, you put your backup in.(on if he considering QB change)No, Kerry’s not the problem. There’s still a lot of games left. I am not going to speculate on that. What we are trying to do is find a way to win our first game. We have made our own mess and we are going to find our way out of it.I am the head coach here and I said Vince, do you want to go have some fun? He said, I sure do. That’s all I had to say.

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so ESPN is running a survey right now to try to improve their 'comments' sections. (if you are in a comments section, there will be a small link at the VERY top of the page for the survey).here was my 'optional comment'Please. do not let any Florida, Oklahoma or Texas fans comment on any threads involving college football. Their insight is that of the 75 year old illegitimate child of John Madden and Gary Bussey.Also, if you love Tim Tebow so much, start a church.

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so ESPN is running a survey right now to try to improve their 'comments' sections.
Dude, I love the comments sections on their articles. If you ever want to feel better about yourself just read a few of them. It's hilarious and also slightly disturbing how many complete morons there are out there. I just realized I've been on a conference call for 20 minutes and have no idea what is going on. Like, at all.
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Also, if you love Tim Tebow so much, start a church.
Speaking of Church, on my way out of KC I passed a large church called "Fellowship of the Christian Athletes"Whoever started that scam to rip off athletes was brilliant... Time to tithe, whats 10% of your 8 million dollar signing bonus? You can drop the check in the collection plate.... praise JESUS!
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Speaking of Church, on my way out of KC I passed a large church called "Fellowship of the Christian Athletes"Whoever started that scam to rip off athletes was brilliant... Time to tithe, whats 10% of your 8 million dollar signing bonus? You can drop the check in the collection plate.... praise JESUS!
my high school basketball coach was an area leader for the NE Iowa chapter. He always tried to recruit everyone on the team, i figured he just wanted to see us naked more than just in the showers post games and practice.
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Speaking of Church, on my way out of KC I passed a large church called "Fellowship of the Christian Athletes"Whoever started that scam to rip off athletes was brilliant... Time to tithe, whats 10% of your 8 million dollar signing bonus? You can drop the check in the collection plate.... praise JESUS!
The FCA was a pretty big deal in my town when I was in high school. I wasn't part of it, though, because I wasn't a very good athlete or a very good Christian.
Thanks to one Mr. Columbus, I get to sit in my chair and play some poker during the day today.
I do my best not to bitch about not getting days like this off since I have such an awesome holiday break.
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my high school basketball coach was an area leader for the NE Iowa chapter. He always tried to recruit everyone on the team, i figured he just wanted to see us naked more than just in the showers post games and practice.
That reminds me I need to write a blog update about things Shiva finds funny about the US.Last week he tells me he bought a gym membership so he could go swimming regularly to work out. He asks me "Is it normal for guys to walk around naked in the locker room?"... so many jokes followed.
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my high school basketball coach was an area leader for the NE Iowa chapter. He always tried to recruit everyone on the team, i figured he just wanted to see us naked more than just in the showers post games and practice.
Wait wait wait....you played hockey and basketball? I'm not buyin' it!
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