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I'm about to drink wine and eat french fries. Gourmet.edit: Yep...I liked my own post.

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Nice......can I add depthroating?Ya know, like Tim does me when I'm in Pitt.
He's just mad about this...SPEC: u prob beat me TIM: you forgot "off on" before "me", idiotSPEC: wat? nm, just got it, LMAO TIM: see, you ARE an idiotSPEC: Bwahhahhahaa
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Baseball/Softball signups start this weekend, geeeeeebus Christ, can't believe it is that time of the year again.Signups now through feb 21st, draft 25th, practices march 2nd, first games april 2nd

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random sidenote, i have been really enjoying kevin smith's smodcasts. 3 1/2 down, 68 1/2 to go plus whatever he adds before i get finished with the first 72

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D decided she would take a nap before going to get Sky......Baxter thought he'd join. I just had to snap this pic.IMG_0740.jpg
Awwww!
Thats how you catch Pink Eye
It is! I don't have pink eye. I'm just really High!
Just cruising along doing 70, was getting a weird noise from the engine when it was attempting to change gears. Then it just flat out died. No cars in lane to my right so I was able to get over safely to the shoulder and tried to restart. Pretty much every light in the world came on, but when I tried to turn it over nothing happened.
That sounds very bad.
id like to add titty fucking to that.
Good one. (fyp)
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random sidenote, i have been really enjoying kevin smith's smodcasts. 3 1/2 down, 68 1/2 to go plus whatever he adds before i get finished with the first 72
I'm finally reading my autographed copy of My Boring Ass Life. I've had it for a long time.
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Sadly, not a brag post.I won the first hand when I sat down in the BB and turned a funky two pair BB special.I didn't win another pot. I'm not exaggerating for effect. I didn't raise preflop and take down the blinds. I didn't get a walk in the BB. I simply didn't drag another chip.I had big cards that missed flops. I had second best flushes. I had AQ vs AK on a pot I raised preflop and he called with an A on the turn. My final hand I had QT two pair vs TWO different straights.The absolute killer hand was this one half-hour into the session:I had KK in MP1.UTG (good player) raises. EP3 calls. I 3-bet. Button calls. UTG caps, three calls.(17ishSB) Flop KJ4 rainbow. UTG bets, call, Hero raises, Button folds, UTG calls, EP3 calls.(12BB) Turn A (I love this card. The only hand I'm afraid of is QT and a lot of hands likely improved to second best two pair) Check, check, i bet, call, call.(15BB) River Q (Worst card in the deck, obviously) Check, EP3 wakes up and bets, i make a crying call, as does UTG.Showdown (18 BB):UTG has QQ (three queens)EP3 had JTs (runner-runner straight)Hero has KK (three kings)So I sat with 30BB and walked away with 1.5SB.So ya, that was fun.
sorry man that sucked
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id like to add titty ****ing to that.
Speaking of tittyfucking...One of the guys I work with wants me to be a partner with him on launching our own porn site. Not the type of offer I was expecting to receive but I might have to run with it.
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ok so i am in the market for a car and i want some ideas. originally i was gonna buy a 68-82 corvette cause i love em. but i want to entertain other thoughts.so i'm thinking jeep wrangler. old jauguar, old covertible beamer... maybe old porsche.heres my deal... i treat cars like shit so i never buy anything nice. right now i'm driving this ****ign big ass pimped out conversion van and it's awesome when i'm drunk cause i jsut come out of a bar and sleep until i feel sober enough to drive and obviously it rocks super hard on road trips and also is awesome at transporting the musical equipment but as a daily driver it's only a matter of time before i run over a person in that thing. i mean you literally can't see shit in a parking lot.so anyway anyone have any other ideas. basically i want somting cool and not super expensive as i will inevitably trash it. the old vettes i've been looking at are between 6-9k and usually need a little bit of work.so that's all i got.

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Speaking of tittyfucking...One of the guys I work with wants me to be a partner with him on launching our own porn site. Not the type of offer I was expecting to receive but I might have to run with it.
and yes run hard.
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Speaking of tittyfucking...One of the guys I work with wants me to be a partner with him on launching our own porn site. Not the type of offer I was expecting to receive but I might have to run with it.
OH HAI! If you use anything from my thread....holla!
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Who authorized such bullshit?
We (boss and I) had decided that it was going to happen. We just hadn't settled on a day until today.
Don't think she was getting paid for it anyway!Cue NORM!
True dat. I've usually worked all of my paid hours by Tuesday or Wednesday.
Speaking of tittyfucking...One of the guys I work with wants me to be a partner with him on launching our own porn site. Not the type of offer I was expecting to receive but I might have to run with it.
Do we get free subscriptions??
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We (boss and I) had decided that it was going to happen. We just hadn't settled on a day until today.True dat. I've usually worked all of my paid hours by Tuesday or Wednesday.Do we get free subscriptions??
or free titty****ing?
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ok so i am in the market for a car and i want some ideas. originally i was gonna buy a 68-82 corvette cause i love em. but i want to entertain other thoughts.so i'm thinking jeep wrangler. old jauguar, old covertible beamer... maybe old porsche.
I got a jeep wrangler a few months ago, 2004, hard top and soft top, 31" tires, 3" lift, and it is FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKING awesome, I love driving it every single day. Even in the winter when I can't take the top down, it is a blast. I'm actually having a few small issues with it right now, but nothing $200 won't take care of. Only real negatives are gas mileage is not great (15/16 mpg) and at times I miss my truck and being able to haul shizit.4wd, offroading, top off in the sun, etc etc = good funYou have an interesting selection of cars cause I see a jeep wrangler in a totally separate category as an old jag, beamer or porsche.
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I got a jeep wrangler a few months ago, 2004, hard top and soft top, 31" tires, 3" lift, and it is FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKING awesome, I love driving it every single day. Even in the winter when I can't take the top down, it is a blast. I'm actually having a few small issues with it right now, but nothing $200 won't take care of. Only real negatives are gas mileage is not great (15/16 mpg) and at times I miss my truck and being able to haul shizit.4wd, offroading, top off in the sun, etc etc = good funYou have an interesting selection of cars cause I see a jeep wrangler in a totally separate category as an old jag, beamer or porsche.
agreed it's totally different from the others but i know it would be cool as shit anyway.
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and yes run hard.
Need to research some startup costs and find some local talent, and maybe come up with a theme for the site.
OH HAI! If you use anything from my thread....holla!
You wanna be the annoying guy who shouts out obnoxious shit to girls while they are filming, I think you were born to this.
Do we get free subscriptions??
You wanna be talent?
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Need to research some startup costs and find some local talent, and maybe come up with a theme for the site.You wanna be the annoying guy who shouts out obnoxious shit to girls while they are filming, I think you were born to this.You wanna be talent?
OBV!No shit....lemme know and I'm on the first plane there and NO, I AM NOT KIDDING!
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