Randall Flagg 0 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 I hate facing raises with nines.It puts you to a guessing time.What's he got over there,Two big cards or an overpair?I'm a coinflip or else way behind. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 There once was a man from TorontoHe played poker and won some big doughHe got player of the yearHe has no more fearAnd they call him "The Daniel Negreanu"Man, this is getting ridiculous, lol. Link to post Share on other sites
Chip_and_a_Chair 0 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Seat Seven is not very kindHe keeps raising from the small blindI have one chip leftTo counter his theftBut my two-six is surely behind. Link to post Share on other sites
Chip_and_a_Chair 0 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 “Just a chip and a chair to compete,”Said the dealer who dealt my bad beat.Well, I blew all my chipsWhen I bet into tripsAnd the twerp kicked me out of my seat. Link to post Share on other sites
Chip_and_a_Chair 0 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 My wallet would settle this score......“No re-buys, but there is the door.”I cried with a glare,“I still have my chair!”The pit boss said, “Not anymore.” Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Theres no doubt I love pokerSome call me crazy and a jokerOne day I'll be in the big gameBut for now I'm pretty lameCause each day I keep getting broker Link to post Share on other sites
Wilderness 0 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 I'm not even going to attempt this.But Chip, yours were quite hilarious, thank you. Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 A girl from my old alma mataAlways claimed size does matterI had a big stackShe showed me her rackI whipped out my nuts and had at her Link to post Share on other sites
justblaze 0 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 there once was a man from nantucket... Link to post Share on other sites
MDXS 0 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Once there was a player named Annie DukeWhose cackling laughter made me pukeI wished that trollWould climb back in her holeCause she gave all the children a spook...I actually have nothing against Annie Duke. I liked the Duke-puke rhyme and the limerick took on a life of its own. Link to post Share on other sites
justblaze 0 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 D-. please see teacher after class. Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Not many are aware that Shakespeare used to play"Me doth think you foldeth too much," he was often heard to sayOpponents claimed, "He stinks."The reason being, methinks,He would give away his hand in a soliloquy Link to post Share on other sites
KidKanuck 0 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 there's luck in poker a lotI'd win every hand if notPhil H is on tiltup to the hiltlooks good on the whinny little snotKK Link to post Share on other sites
KidKanuck 0 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 I once had "dinner for two"I flopped 2 nines and a six to them toothe guy with the lockethad two nines in his pocketSo I hit him with the heel of my shoe!KKfor those who didn't already know... dinner for two is a nickname for pocket 69. Link to post Share on other sites
ErikM 0 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 My aces got cracked againAnd I feel tilt growing withinBut now I've got KingsWhat a beautiful thingAlright boys I am all in Link to post Share on other sites
Ramocita 0 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Strip Poker, I can Play Solid ,I swearGot the Nuts, I think with two pairMade it one hundred bucks to GoMy "nuts" got beat by a boat.Now I'm not wearing any underwear...I know.. its lame... Just had to try Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Strip Poker, I can Play Solid ,I swearGot the Nuts, I think with two pairMade it one hundred bucks to GoMy "nuts" got beat by a boat.Now I'm not wearing any underwear...I know.. its lame... Just had to tryLOL I love the concept! Just kinda missing the whole paramater of being a limerick with the "go" and "boat" thing, but anytime a lady says nuts two times in 5 lines and ends with not wearing any underwear its a good poem in my book. Link to post Share on other sites
Rob-L 0 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 A Strip Poker limerick againA little fun with a female friendShe showed me top pairI knew soon she'd be bareand my "straight" would be going all-in Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 A Strip Poker limerick againA little fun with a female friendShe showed me top pairI knew soon she'd be bareand my "straight" would be going all-inWe have a winner! Awesome Link to post Share on other sites
Ramocita 0 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 All.. of these are awesome....We really have TOO much time on our hands...lol Link to post Share on other sites
ErikM 0 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Too much time? nah. I figure I'm getting paid to do this (I'm at work LOL) Link to post Share on other sites
Ramocita 0 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Too much time? nah. I figure I'm getting paid to do this (I'm at work LOL)Im at work too..... ha... lol Link to post Share on other sites
KidKanuck 0 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 yet another strip poker talea true one that found me in jailonce she lost her last stringyI groped at her thingyand was worth the whole 1000 in bailKK Link to post Share on other sites
KingAustin 0 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 My lady friend said "lets play poker"I got out the cards and threw out the jokerShe asked me what I was doing so I said "getting ready to have some fun"She replied with "so am I, hun"Then I realized she meant "poke-her"3rd line is kinda long, oh well. Link to post Share on other sites
Chip_and_a_Chair 0 Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 I moved in with a three and a nine,She mucked with a down-and-out whine.She begged, "Whaddya got?"I said "I forgot...Show me yours and I'll show you mine." Link to post Share on other sites
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