brando 0 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 My grandma was picking up a crossover cable for the computer at work so she calls me to get the exact number off of the cable.Conversation:G'ma - What's the number?number - RJ0345 (something like that)Me - R "Jack" 0345G'ma - What?Me - R "Jack" 0345 (in a louder tone)G'ma - What the hell is this "Jack" shit?Me - Laugh at myself and G'ma for "Jack Shit" Link to post Share on other sites
DeadlySkillz 0 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 Your Grandma said a naughty word! Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 How do you know you've been playing too much poker?? So many to mention... this could end up as a mini "things a fish might say" thread.. Here is one of mine...When you analyze everything from where to eat dinner to what color socks your wearing as +EV or -EV.. Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 When your friend asks why you got the bigger drink you say pot odds man. Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 daniels blog today had one of the best ones ...you know you have been playing too much poker when you attempt to double bogey a hole so you can get a straight on your scorecard ... Unfortunately when we got onto the course I started awfully bad. A 10 on hole number one, followed by a 9, 8, and a 7. All I needed now was a double bogey 6 to fill the straight! Link to post Share on other sites
Stylin_Fish 0 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 When you try to determine pot odds and implied odds on whether you should supersize your meal. Link to post Share on other sites
macphec 0 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 When you don't realize for 2 days that your wife has left youI'm not giving you half my bankroll biatch!! Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 When you try to determine pot odds and implied odds on whether you should supersize your meal.When your dealt a pair of aces playing blackjack and can only think of going all-in... Link to post Share on other sites
dolfan 0 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 When you're at work and you're constantly reading/posting on the FCP Forum. I'm sure glad I don't do that... Link to post Share on other sites
BETNFOOL 0 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 My grandma was picking up a crossover cable for the computer at work so she calls me to get the exact number off of the cable.Conversation:G'ma - What's the number?number - RJ0345 (something like that)Me - R "Jack" 0345G'ma - What?Me - R "Jack" 0345 (in a louder tone)G'ma - What the hell is this "Jack" shit?Me - Laugh at myself and G'ma for "Jack Shit"when you wear shades to get some tells on other players, and your playing online Link to post Share on other sites
Stylin_Fish 0 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 You're doing laundry and keep saying "I'm Folding." Lol, horrible I know. Link to post Share on other sites
SAM_Hard8 50 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 When you can't feel your a$s anymore. Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 You're doing laundry and keep saying "I'm Folding." Lol, horrible I know.Terrible LOL! Havent had to pull this out in awhile, but this is cause for drastic measures ... Link to post Share on other sites
....Ian.... 0 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 When you try to determine pot odds and implied odds on whether you should supersize your meal.When your dealt a pair of aces playing blackjack and can only think of going all-in...the rare times that i do play blackjack now i'm so into poker mode that i stupid. SWEET!!! pocket 8s!!!! ummm no! Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 When your using terms for almost everything you do."hey, round of shots"."uhh no guys, i gotta drive".."ohh comon.. just call""hmm.... arite. i'm all in" Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 When you try to determine pot odds and implied odds on whether you should supersize your meal.When your dealt a pair of aces playing blackjack and can only think of going all-in...the rare times that i do play blackjack now i'm so into poker mode that i stupid. SWEET!!! pocket 8s!!!! ummm no!yaa. haha that was me at the Wynn.. 7,8 of clubs.sweeeet suited connectors.. hit me!!.. dealer: "annnnd bust"damn! Link to post Share on other sites
DeadlySkillz 0 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 Nice DNA, think I could steal that one? Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 Nice DNA, think I could steal that one?Sorry I cant condone stealing images on the internet, its against my belief system. Link to post Share on other sites
jfmclean 0 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 This one is sad but very true.Sleeping with my g/f the other night and I was dreaming about playing poker. She was at the table (short-stacked) and I was playing with about 5 other friends. A hand gets dealt, she raises preflop and I call. Then since she's the dealer, i'm waiting for the flop, but it never comes. So, about 6am, i'm talking out loud in my sleep "What's the flop? What's the flop?" and I say this about 3 or 4 times until she finally wakes up hearing me say this. So she wakes me up and asks "were you dreaming about poker? thats so cute". I denied it until finally I had no other option but to admit to it.Think I might have a poker addiction. My name is Jimmy and I'm a Poker-A-Holic.By the way, this story is 100% true and happened about 3 nights ago. Link to post Share on other sites
KingAustin 0 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 Nice DNA, think I could steal that one?Sorry I cant condone stealing images on the internet, its against my belief system.I'm sure www.forumspile.com agrees with you DNA :-) Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 Sleeping with my g/f last night ....By the way, this story is 100% true and happened about 3 nights ago.there seems to be a tiny flaw in your 100% true story. Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 Nice DNA, think I could steal that one?Sorry I cant condone stealing images on the internet, its against my belief system.I'm sure www.forumspile.com agrees with you DNA :-)I never steal from them, never dl, never alter, never call my own, simply provide an embedded link with 100% credit and source to them TOTALLY different :wink: Link to post Share on other sites
jfmclean 0 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 Sorry, I just automatically said last night, out of reflex. Fixed the post. Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 Sorry, I just automatically said last night, out of reflex. Fixed the post.sorry, your reputation for honesty has already been tainted; best find another forum and start over Link to post Share on other sites
majorleag 0 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 Sleeping with my g/f last night ....By the way, this story is 100% true and happened about 3 nights ago.there seems to be a tiny flaw in your 100% true story.No wait it was like 6 months ago, one year ago that it happened. Yeah, yeah that's the ticket!! Link to post Share on other sites
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