justblaze 0 Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 Firstly, i apologize for posting a bad beat whine last night. poker is a cruel mistress. Anyways, i did exactly what you're not supposed to do, and it worked out. Got really stoned, and clobbered the 2-4 HU table on UB for 38 big bets. All is well in the cosmos. Now, if only someone could tell Partypoker to to turn my 'win' switch back on.... Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 You were drinking Cosmos? H0mo. Congrats on the upswing. Link to post Share on other sites
krup24 0 Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 You smoke marijuana?Isn't that stuff illegal Link to post Share on other sites
justblaze 0 Posted July 5, 2005 Author Share Posted July 5, 2005 You smoke marijuana?Isn't that stuff illegal WHAT? no! i paid people to throw rocks at me. Link to post Share on other sites
krup24 0 Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 WHAT? no! i paid people to throw rocks at me.LOL thats what me and my five footer thought Link to post Share on other sites
justblaze 0 Posted July 5, 2005 Author Share Posted July 5, 2005 WHAT? no! i paid people to throw rocks at me.LOL thats what me and my five footer thoughtgoddamn pothead. Link to post Share on other sites
Uppie_ 0 Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 You were drinking Cosmos? H0mo. Congrats on the upswing.Just had to share this story, after a baseball game we head down to the local Amercian Legion post for a couple of cocktails, get a few pictures a beer and a few guys get whiskey coke or captain cokes, then strolls in our sports writer; into the AMERICAN LEGION and casually orders yep a Cosmo the look on the bar tenders face was priceless, but being a good bar keep he looked it up in his book and made it for the guy. Guess with all the old war vets and miltary vets that normally go there don't drink many cosmos. after his cosmo he proceeded to order a magarita, then finally after some razzing he got a gin and tonic (pineneedles) but at least the bartender new that one. Link to post Share on other sites
justblaze 0 Posted July 5, 2005 Author Share Posted July 5, 2005 You were drinking Cosmos? H0mo. Congrats on the upswing.Just had to share this story, after a baseball game we head down to the local Amercian Legion post for a couple of censored, get a few pictures a beer and a few guys get whiskey coke or captain cokes, then strolls in our sports writer; into the AMERICAN LEGION and casually orders yep a Cosmo the look on the bar tenders face was priceless, but being a good bar keep he looked it up in his book and made it for the guy. Guess with all the old war vets and miltary vets that normally go there don't drink many cosmos. after his cosmo he proceeded to order a magarita, then finally after some razzing he got a gin and tonic (pineneedles) but at least the bartender new that one.by far the most fun thing to do when drunk is invent your own drinks, try to order them, then act outraged when the bartender doesnt know how to make it. "what do you mean, you cant make a sneaky petunia?! arent you guys supposed to know this stuff? fine, just give me an angry elf." Link to post Share on other sites
MoLeafsMo 0 Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 Yeah, my friends and I did that down in Cancun, where our resort had an open bar. We kept making up drinks, and the bartenders kept on giving us exactly what we wanted!Being a bunch of drunken teenage idiots on vacation, we really thought we just happened to be good at guessing the names of existing drinks, but the bartenders later informed me that they were used to people pulling this kind of stuff and the best way to handle it was to just make up a drink and use fancy-coloured liqueurs and umbrellas and stuff to give them different looks. But it was all just tequila.We should have caught on when we started using our Canadian background to invent drink names, such as obscure curling terms."What? They actually have a drink called the double-raised take-out? That's amazing!" Link to post Share on other sites
custom36 5 Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 fine, just give me an angry elf."If you say that around Christmas time, you may just find one. ;)Congrats on the win. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 You were drinking Cosmos? H0mo. Congrats on the upswing.Just had to share this story' date=' after a baseball game we head down to the local Amercian Legion post for a couple of censored' date=' get a few pictures a beerwhy would you need to take pictures of beer? did u think you'd forget what it looked like? Link to post Share on other sites
acesfullmike 0 Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 by far the most fun thing to do when drunk is invent your own drinks, try to order them, then act outraged when the bartender doesnt know how to make it. "what do you mean, you cant make a sneaky petunia?! arent you guys supposed to know this stuff? fine, just give me an angry elf."this is also a solid way to get bodily fluids in your drink. been bartending for years, so trust me on this one. Link to post Share on other sites
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