troyomac 0 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 WTF do I do? Link to post Share on other sites
chgocubs99 0 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 1) Determine if you are high or not2) Re-evaluate Link to post Share on other sites
chgocubs99 0 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Also that may be the most hilarious start of a thread ever, from the title, to subtitle, to the OP, I can't stop laughing right now Link to post Share on other sites
yourboygsarida 0 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 have you attempted to communicate with it?? Link to post Share on other sites
Gaffer 0 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Does it sound big ? cause if its a rat its prob gonna kill you.if its a mouse they will stay away from you. i would suggest buying some traps and putting jam on them.i had the same problem with mice while i was up late one night freaky, i think you should worry if its a person though Link to post Share on other sites
pt special 0 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 take a shotgun and just start shooting where ever u hear a noise Link to post Share on other sites
cwik 0 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 step 1: play pokerstep 2: ???step 3: punch hole in wallstep 4: profit Link to post Share on other sites
chgocubs99 0 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Also that may be the most hilarious start of a thread ever, from the title, to subtitle, to the OP, I can't stop laughing right nowStill laughing Link to post Share on other sites
bull62 0 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqyc37aOqT0 Link to post Share on other sites
pt special 0 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Still laughingLOCK IT UP......NO POKER MATERIAL IN THIS THREAD.......ZACK DO YOUR JOB SO U AN KEEP YOUR TITLE (WHICH IS THE)(TITLE) Link to post Share on other sites
gilbertology 0 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 1. chainsaw wall2. free willy3. profit Link to post Share on other sites
chgocubs99 0 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 LOCK IT UP......NO POKER MATERIAL IN THIS THREAD.......ZACK DO YOUR JOB SO U AN KEEP YOUR TITLE (WHICH IS THE)(TITLE)LOOOOOOOOOOOL now that was a hilarious night Link to post Share on other sites
AmScray 355 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 God, I hate to interrupt what could otherwise be a great, sarcastic thread with a serious reply, but...So last year, I kept hearing scratching under the floor of my place in Florida (it's one of those old houses built with a pier foundation so there's a lot of space underneath). Figured whatever. Got some connibear traps, never wound up snapping anything other than a neighbors cat (the carcass of which I promptly threw in a construction dumpster across the way)Anyway, I'm sitting in the living room watching TV and a giant white rat- at least 15' long and weighing upwards of 400 pounds- ran across my floor and behind the washer and dryer. Fvck.Turns out there was a loose access panel behind the w/d that led straight to the void under the house. Screwed it shut and sealed all cracks with expandable foam, them dumped a bottle of bleach on the baby rats and laid out an assload of poison. Problem solved.Anyway, the moral is:Beat: You have rodentsWorse beat: You're Canadian.Variance: Maybe you've made a new friend. Link to post Share on other sites
bull62 0 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 God, I hate to interrupt what could otherwise be a great, sarcastic thread with a serious reply, but...So last year, I kept hearing scratching under the floor of my place in Florida (it's one of those old houses built with a pier foundation so there's a lot of space underneath). Figured whatever. Got some connibear traps, never wound up snapping anything other than a neighbors cat (the carcass of which I promptly threw in a construction dumpster across the way)Anyway, I'm sitting in the living room watching TV and a giant white rat- at least 15' long and weighing upwards of 400 pounds- ran across my floor and behind the washer and dryer. Fvck.Turns out there was a loose access panel behind the w/d that led straight to the void under the house. Screwed it shut and sealed all cracks with expandable foam, them dumped a bottle of bleach on the baby rats and laid out an assload of poison. Problem solved.I call bullshit.No way a rat that big could fit behind the w/d. Link to post Share on other sites
AAsnake88 0 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 loooooolyou need to start drinking again. Link to post Share on other sites
pt special 0 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 i have my serious pants onfyp Link to post Share on other sites
AmScray 355 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 fypYeah, yeah, I know... But BTDT and it sucked. Link to post Share on other sites
JaNnN 0 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Get your geigerteller, maybe it's alien!! Link to post Share on other sites
Bad Muscle 0 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzXk3nfEdMYgdi i wish it had the entire fight between bruce and his hand lol Link to post Share on other sites
JaNnN 0 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzXk3nfEdMYgdi i wish it had the entire fight between bruce and his hand lolDamn dude, I was wondering what movie to watch tonight, thanks now I know. Link to post Share on other sites
Bad Muscle 0 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 anyway if you dont no the movie, he cuts off his hand but its still alive then proceeds to fight it, and it gets in the walls lol Link to post Share on other sites
Bad Muscle 0 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Damn dude, I was wondering what movie to watch tonight, thanks now I know. ! np anything for a evil dead/army of darkness/bruce campbell fan Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted August 1, 2008 Author Share Posted August 1, 2008 1) Determine if you are high or not2) Re-evaluateI'm not.Also that may be the most hilarious start of a thread ever, from the title, to subtitle, to the OP, I can't stop laughing right nowGlad I could made you laugh. have you attempted to communicate with it??Yes, it stopped running so I hit the wall, and it started running again. Seems to be trapped in the 2 walls in my kitchen.Does it sound big ? cause if its a rat its prob gonna kill you.if its a mouse they will stay away from you. i would suggest buying some traps and putting jam on them.i had the same problem with mice while i was up late one night freaky, i think you should worry if its a person thoughIt sounds fast, and it's pretty loud so I'm assuming it's big. Not quite big enough to be a person, but it sounds big!take a shotgun and just start shooting where ever u hear a noiseI don't own a shotgun Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted August 1, 2008 Author Share Posted August 1, 2008 step 1: play pokerstep 2: ???step 3: punch hole in wallstep 4: profitI punched a hole in the wall in my bedroom one time, but it's patched up now. Good thing or I might have died tonight.Still laughing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqyc37aOqT0Didn't watch, might in a bit.LOCK IT UP......NO POKER MATERIAL IN THIS THREAD.......ZACK DO YOUR JOB SO U AN KEEP YOUR TITLE (WHICH IS THE)(TITLE)We're fighting.1. chainsaw wall2. free willy3. profitPut a hole in the wall, free my willy and let that thing go at it? I don't think so! Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted August 1, 2008 Author Share Posted August 1, 2008 God, I hate to interrupt what could otherwise be a great, sarcastic thread with a serious reply, but...So last year, I kept hearing scratching under the floor of my place in Florida (it's one of those old houses built with a pier foundation so there's a lot of space underneath). Figured whatever. Got some connibear traps, never wound up snapping anything other than a neighbors cat (the carcass of which I promptly threw in a construction dumpster across the way)Anyway, I'm sitting in the living room watching TV and a giant white rat- at least 15' long and weighing upwards of 400 pounds- ran across my floor and behind the washer and dryer. Fvck.Turns out there was a loose access panel behind the w/d that led straight to the void under the house. Screwed it shut and sealed all cracks with expandable foam, them dumped a bottle of bleach on the baby rats and laid out an assload of poison. Problem solved.Anyway, the moral is:Beat: You have rodentsWorse beat: You're Canadian.Variance: Maybe you've made a new friend.Murderer!I call bullshit.No way a rat that big could fit behind the w/d.I lol'd.loooooolyou need to start drinking again.I miss it, but I'm getting seexxxxy! Link to post Share on other sites
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