CobaltBlue 662 Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 Bats eat bugs including mosquitoes. If I had a bat inside, I'd do my best to send it back out to eat the mosquitoes that have been plaguing me this summer. I guess it would come for the baby bat though, so there would still be a problem.My report is on bats. ...ahem... "Dusk! With a creepy tingling sensation, you can hear the fluttering of leathery wings! BATS! With glowing red eyes and glistening fangs, these unspeakable giant bugs drop onto..."BATS AREN'T BUGS!! Look, who's giving the report? YOU chowderheads... or ME?!Calvin, I'd like to see you a moment. Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqyc37aOqT0Oh man! I just got Peter Gabriolled! Link to post Share on other sites
magnus72 0 Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 Bats eat bugs including mosquitoes. If I had a bat inside, I'd do my best to send it back out to eat the mosquitoes that have been plaguing me this summer. I guess it would come for the baby bat though, so there would still be a problem. We had mice crawling up from the basement and into the kitchen. A lot of mice. A few days with traps set out with peanut butter on them and we caught them all. I think the count was 14. The amount of mouse shit behind things in the basement was pretty unreal. Ugh. It still grosses me out to think about it. If you have mice, find a way to get rid of them. They eat holes in stuff and poop and have babies in your linens. Blech. Also, it could be a raccoon or a possum. We have a garage that isn't attached and creatures like to live up in the false ceiling of it. You don't want an angry raccoon or a possum in the walls. If you think it's that big, call someone to have it removed.I tried to get it to fly out the door for about five or ten minutes but it just wasnt having it. Then my house was full of bugs also.Took care of one more last night, this one only took a couple minutes to get out but I ended up breaking the broom handle in half and slicing my hand open. Link to post Share on other sites
Gaffer 0 Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 that show always made me want to eat plastic sticks.Me also, i always wondered what they tasted like Link to post Share on other sites
pokerinc 0 Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 My report is on bats. ...ahem... "Dusk! With a creepy tingling sensation, you can hear the fluttering of leathery wings! BATS! With glowing red eyes and glistening fangs, these unspeakable giant bugs drop onto..."BATS AREN'T BUGS!! Look, who's giving the report? YOU chowderheads... or ME?!Calvin, I'd like to see you a moment.nh sir. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 My report is on bats. ...ahem... "Dusk! With a creepy tingling sensation, you can hear the fluttering of leathery wings! BATS! With glowing red eyes and glistening fangs, these unspeakable giant bugs drop onto..."BATS AREN'T BUGS!! Look, who's giving the report? YOU chowderheads... or ME?!Calvin, I'd like to see you a moment.very nice Link to post Share on other sites
CobaltBlue 662 Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 nh sir. very niceThank goodness it eventually got some e-val. I feel minty and refreshed. =) Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted August 21, 2008 Author Share Posted August 21, 2008 Seeing this bump, and then thinking upon different times in my life, it's funny how much people change. After I heard the little bastard running in my walls, all I could think of was how the feck to get rid of him. Yet, 5 years ago while I was doing my 6 months in college, drunk, sitting on a couch in the front yard of my townhouse, I saw a mouse running around, and chased him around in my own piss (I took a leak on the parking lot) and caught him and fed him cheese and gave him a home in a glass jar for the night, until I woke up the next day and saw that I had knocked the jar over in my sleep and Smartie had gotten away :(I don't really know what the point of this story was anymore. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Seeing this bump, and then thinking upon different times in my life, it's funny how much people change. After I heard the little bastard running in my walls, all I could think of was how the feck to get rid of him. Yet, 5 years ago while I was doing my 6 months in college, drunk, sitting on a couch in the front yard of my townhouse, I saw a mouse running around, and chased him around in my own piss (I took a leak on the parking lot) and caught him and fed him cheese and gave him a home in a glass jar for the night, until I woke up the next day and saw that I had knocked the jar over in my sleep and Smartie had gotten away I don't really know what the point of this story was anymore. Booze leads to attempts to domesticate urine soaked meeses? Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 My report is on bats. ...ahem... "Dusk! With a creepy tingling sensation, you can hear the fluttering of leathery wings! BATS! With glowing red eyes and glistening fangs, these unspeakable giant bugs drop onto..."BATS AREN'T BUGS!! Look, who's giving the report? YOU chowderheads... or ME?!Calvin, I'd like to see you a moment.Have I told you lately that I love you? Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 I am the key to the lock in your house...Oh, wait, I already made that post. Every time I see this thread I just think of that song. Link to post Share on other sites
CobaltBlue 662 Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Have I told you lately that I love you?It actually took a little bit of hunting to find the quote. I found someone that had transcribed all of the comics. =) Link to post Share on other sites
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