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A tourney just started on PS where the blinds are 1/2 and never go up, only the anti goes up. So right now with a 20 chip anti the preflop pot is 203, and nobody is making correct raises preflop. They're all raising like 6 or 10...15 max. I'm just going to play every single hand with these preflop odds. lol Post flop people are betting like 15 into 250 chip pots. lol

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A tourney just started on PS where the blinds are 1/2 and never go up, only the anti goes up. So right now the preflop pot is 203, and nobody is making correct raises preflop. They're all raising like 6 or 10...15 max. I'm just going to play every single hand with these preflop odds. lol
wait what, wow.. i woulda wanted in this
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sadly i think i just got leveled
April Fools joke? Or there is a tourny and that is an April Fools joke? Or my poker play of late has been an April Fools joke?I'm so confused.
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83109404Another one in 4 hrs and 38 minutes
ya i jsut foud him playing it. zomg im in the next one
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April Fools joke? Or there is a tourny and that is an April Fools joke? Or my poker play of late has been an April Fools joke?I'm so confused.
HAHAHAHAHA... there really is a tourny. And it's called the April Fools' Ante Up. Dam.
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sighPokerStars Game #16415117637: Tournament #83109404, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (1/2) - 2008/04/01 - 15:54:23 (ET)Table '83109404 88' 9-max Seat #4 is the buttonSeat 1: DaBearMan (2549 in chips) Seat 2: pgg66 (1111 in chips) Seat 3: ZePequenio (1611 in chips) Seat 4: danny2271 (851 in chips) Seat 5: smak16 (500 in chips) Seat 6: puschelohr (1462 in chips) Seat 7: obiwaannn (1436 in chips) Seat 8: 23rdVendetta (3572 in chips) Seat 9: DuNnByRiVeR (2478 in chips) DaBearMan: posts the ante 30pgg66: posts the ante 30ZePequenio: posts the ante 30danny2271: posts the ante 30smak16: posts the ante 30puschelohr: posts the ante 30obiwaannn: posts the ante 3023rdVendetta: posts the ante 30DuNnByRiVeR: posts the ante 30smak16: posts small blind 1puschelohr: posts big blind 2*** HOLE CARDS ***obiwaannn: calls 223rdVendetta: raises 10 to 12DuNnByRiVeR: folds DaBearMan: calls 12pgg66: folds ZePequenio: folds danny2271: calls 12smak16: folds puschelohr: folds obiwaannn: calls 10*** FLOP *** [5h Qc 6h]obiwaannn: checks 23rdVendetta: checks DaBearMan: checks danny2271: bets 234obiwaannn: raises 354 to 58823rdVendetta: folds DaBearMan: folds danny2271: raises 221 to 809 and is all-inobiwaannn: calls 221*** TURN *** [5h Qc 6h] [Kc]*** RIVER *** [5h Qc 6h Kc] [Th]*** SHOW DOWN ***obiwaannn: shows [6s 6c] (three of a kind, Sixes)danny2271: shows [Tc Qd] (two pair, Queens and Tens)obiwaannn collected 1939 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 1939 | Rake 0 Board [5h Qc 6h Kc Th]Seat 1: DaBearMan folded on the FlopSeat 2: pgg66 folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 3: ZePequenio folded before Flop (didn't bet)Seat 4: danny2271 (button) showed [Tc Qd] and lost with two pair, Queens and TensSeat 5: smak16 (small blind) folded before FlopSeat 6: puschelohr (big blind) folded before FlopSeat 7: obiwaannn showed [6s 6c] and won (1939) with three of a kind, SixesSeat 8: 23rdVendetta folded on the FlopSeat 9: DuNnByRiVeR folded before Flop (didn't bet)tbh with like 400 bb it hink you can get away from thisswsickest thing about this tourney is your m to start is only 11.... 1+2+90 in antes, so its like starting at 10/20 with only 350 or so

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Aren't you supposed to be on a break???????degen
My last hand of poker for 2 months.After getting nothing for 2 hours and keeping my stack taking a load of small pots, I take a gamble. Probably a bad one but I'm very ill and not thinking straight :/.PokerStars Game #16416729836: Tournament #82580313, $3.00+$0.30 Hold'em No Limit - Level XI (500/1000) - 2008/04/01 - 17:04:11 (ET)Table '82580313 286' 9-max Seat #7 is the buttonSeat 1: GMAN09 (34812 in chips) Seat 2: quincy099 (60572 in chips) Seat 3: briandj (61412 in chips) Seat 4: linobill (39352 in chips) Seat 5: ceper95 (43733 in chips) Seat 6: AHighwayStar (27436 in chips) Seat 7: crowie8 (54240 in chips) Seat 8: S1CKGAMBLER (28922 in chips) Seat 9: gobberdiouf (60394 in chips) GMAN09: posts the ante 100quincy099: posts the ante 100briandj: posts the ante 100linobill: posts the ante 100ceper95: posts the ante 100AHighwayStar: posts the ante 100crowie8: posts the ante 100S1CKGAMBLER: posts the ante 100gobberdiouf: posts the ante 100S1CKGAMBLER: posts small blind 500gobberdiouf: posts big blind 1000*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to AHighwayStar [Js Jd]GMAN09: raises 2000 to 3000quincy099: folds briandj: raises 5000 to 8000linobill: folds ceper95: folds AHighwayStar: raises 19336 to 27336 and is all-incrowie8: folds S1CKGAMBLER: folds gobberdiouf: folds GMAN09: folds briandj: calls 19336*** FLOP *** [Qs 8d 2s]GMAN09 said, "wow guess 99 is no good"*** TURN *** [Qs 8d 2s] [Ac]*** RIVER *** [Qs 8d 2s Ac] [2h]*** SHOW DOWN ***briandj: shows [Kd As] (two pair, Aces and Deuces)AHighwayStar: shows [Js Jd] (two pair, Jacks and Deuces)briandj collected 60072 from pot*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 60072 | Rake 0 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Dear AHighwayStarYou have requested to partake in PokerStars Responsible Gaming Self-Exclusion.Your ability to make deposits and participate in any PokerStars gaming activity has now been closed for 60 days. You will be able to regain access after 2008/05/31 17:22.* blah blah stuff about gamblers anonymous*RegardsPokerStars Responsible Gaming Team----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------See you in 2 months after owning my 2nd year exams, the last of which happens to be on May 30th. Good Luck.
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