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What a great thread. I keep scrolling down slowly to see who the next "Celebrity" poster is gonna be. :club:

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Trepidatious and trembling, I awoke from yet another dream, a dream that had spoken and shouted, reverberating through my marrow like sunshine in the darkest corners of a Siberian mine shaft. Quickly I got up and clothed my shaking body with a dazzling array of silk garments that instantaneously wed themselves to my flesh, not wanting to face what I had seen in that vision, that terrible scene displayed on the movie screen theater of my soul. And yet I could not continue. There was a demon I had to face, a demon born and bred on Jupiter's last remaining moon, groomed in the empty night of a solar system so vast not even the Creator of the Universe himself could comprehend. This demon had taunted me, decrying each act of bravery and love I had so selflessly given to my fans and foes in years prior, claiming they were meaningless charades in a one act play on Reality's barren stage. As I ate my breakfast that morning, I knew I had but one way out. I had to sing, and sing like never before. A tune so catchy as to put back together the mangled wreckage in the hearts of each man and woman who had given up on life in the heady days of the Cold War. I felt the beat forming, and so I danced along, hoping to ride the wave of Jasmine's wand as she summoned the beauty from each atom and molecule from each moment since the Universe's inception forty years ago. The beauty coalesced into my voice as the song grew its form and came together in a symphony the world will not forget. And so I sang, all alone at my breakfast table that day, knowing that each note was creating a greater melody, the sum of the parts much greater than the whole, and that I, Clay Aiken, once again fought evil that morning, and I slew it. This I truly and honestly believe!! Wonderful!!
I knew you always secretly loved me, Clay.
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He didn't answer the question!!
Trepidatious and trembling, I awoke from yet another dream, a dream that had spoken and shouted, reverberating through my marrow like sunshine in the darkest corners of a Siberian mine shaft. Quickly I got up and clothed my shaking body with a dazzling array of silk garments that instantaneously wed themselves to my flesh, not wanting to face what I had seen in that vision, that terrible scene displayed on the movie screen theater of my soul. And yet I could not continue. There was a demon I had to face, a demon born and bred on Jupiter's last remaining moon, groomed in the empty night of a solar system so vast not even the Creator of the Universe himself could comprehend. This demon had taunted me, decrying each act of bravery and love I had so selflessly given to my fans and foes in years prior, claiming they were meaningless charades in a one act play on Reality's barren stage. As I ate my breakfast that morning, I knew I had but one way out. I had to sing, and sing like never before. A tune so catchy as to put back together the mangled wreckage in the hearts of each man and woman who had given up on life in the heady days of the Cold War. I felt the beat forming, and so I danced along, hoping to ride the wave of Jasmine's wand as she summoned the beauty from each atom and molecule from each moment since the Universe's inception forty years ago. The beauty coalesced into my voice as the song grew its form and came together in a symphony the world will not forget. And so I sang, all alone at my breakfast table that day, knowing that each note was creating a greater melody, the sum of the parts much greater than the whole, and that I, Clay Aiken, once again fought evil that morning, and I slew it. This I truly and honestly believe!! Wonderful!!
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I just wanted to let everyone that our city will be hosting a live public forum to continue this battle tomorrow night. Our city is, coincidentally, the headquarters of SuitedAces Inc. (We gave him a tax break, since he is obviously a special breed of special (ed)).HangukMiguk is too smart to reside here, but we will give him a key to the city if he can vanquish the evil organization known as SuitedAces, Inc., and destroy that blasted clone account machine that he has running in their facilities. Seriously, it's overrun our once peaceful city with more brain dead idiots than normal.

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