Lord Voldemort 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Like I've said elsewhere... I know THINGS! All you know about is couches, and I detest inanimate objects.*looks at couch* INCENDIO! Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 All you know about is couches, and I detest inanimate objects.*looks at couch* INCENDIO!You underestimate me. Link to post Share on other sites
Handiman 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 You underestimate me.Neba Undaestimate The Powa ub da Handicapped!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Voldemort 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 You underestimate me. Neba Undaestimate The Powa ub da Handicapped!!!SILENCE, FOOLS! I am Lord Voldemort! Don't make me kill you! Link to post Share on other sites
Eric Cartman 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Like I've said elsewhere... I know THINGS! MJINK is not me, because he is a hippie and hippies suck. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 MJINK is not me, because he is a hippie and hippies suck.Clay Aiken is not me, because he is gay, and gays suck. Link to post Share on other sites
HubDub04 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 What a great thread. I keep scrolling down slowly to see who the next "Celebrity" poster is gonna be. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 What a great thread. I keep scrolling down slowly to see who the next "Celebrity" poster is gonna be. It's me. Do I win a BJ or somethin? Link to post Share on other sites
Castor Troy 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 SuitedAces can eat a peach for hours.HankeyMunik cannot.Shall I go on?No need.Okay.Bye. Link to post Share on other sites
HubDub04 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 That actually sounds like something Nic Cage would say. Link to post Share on other sites
Wayne Campbell 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 All you know about is couches, and I detest inanimate objects.*looks at couch* INCENDIO!I'll have you know, I've spent a good deal of my life on a couch and your anti-couch establishment leanings are just not something I can support. Link to post Share on other sites
Garth Algar 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 I'll have you know, I've spent a good deal of my life on a couch and your anti-couch establishment leanings are just not something I can support.Party on Wayne Link to post Share on other sites
Wayne Campbell 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Party on WayneParty on Garth Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Voldemort 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 I'll have you know, I've spent a good deal of my life on a couch and your anti-couch establishment leanings are just not something I can support.SILENCE, FOOL! I WILL KILL YOU! Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Party on Wayne Party on Garthpure pricelessness Link to post Share on other sites
Harry Potter 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 All you know about is couches, and I detest inanimate objects.*looks at couch* INCENDIO! SILENCE, FOOL! I WILL KILL YOU!I am here to vanquish you from this thread, and also to have sex with SuitedAces's dream girlfriend.threadius eliminatus. Link to post Share on other sites
Lance Bass 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Trepidatious and trembling, I awoke from yet another dream, a dream that had spoken and shouted, reverberating through my marrow like sunshine in the darkest corners of a Siberian mine shaft. Quickly I got up and clothed my shaking body with a dazzling array of silk garments that instantaneously wed themselves to my flesh, not wanting to face what I had seen in that vision, that terrible scene displayed on the movie screen theater of my soul. And yet I could not continue. There was a demon I had to face, a demon born and bred on Jupiter's last remaining moon, groomed in the empty night of a solar system so vast not even the Creator of the Universe himself could comprehend. This demon had taunted me, decrying each act of bravery and love I had so selflessly given to my fans and foes in years prior, claiming they were meaningless charades in a one act play on Reality's barren stage. As I ate my breakfast that morning, I knew I had but one way out. I had to sing, and sing like never before. A tune so catchy as to put back together the mangled wreckage in the hearts of each man and woman who had given up on life in the heady days of the Cold War. I felt the beat forming, and so I danced along, hoping to ride the wave of Jasmine's wand as she summoned the beauty from each atom and molecule from each moment since the Universe's inception forty years ago. The beauty coalesced into my voice as the song grew its form and came together in a symphony the world will not forget. And so I sang, all alone at my breakfast table that day, knowing that each note was creating a greater melody, the sum of the parts much greater than the whole, and that I, Clay Aiken, once again fought evil that morning, and I slew it. This I truly and honestly believe!! Wonderful!!I knew you always secretly loved me, Clay. Link to post Share on other sites
Shawn Archer 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 SuitedAces can eat a peach for hours.I had sex with your brother in jail.I just wanted you to know that before I have sex with your girlfriend, and kill you, and then go home to my wife, and be really creepy and uptight. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted February 22, 2008 Author Share Posted February 22, 2008 He didn't answer the question!! Trepidatious and trembling, I awoke from yet another dream, a dream that had spoken and shouted, reverberating through my marrow like sunshine in the darkest corners of a Siberian mine shaft. Quickly I got up and clothed my shaking body with a dazzling array of silk garments that instantaneously wed themselves to my flesh, not wanting to face what I had seen in that vision, that terrible scene displayed on the movie screen theater of my soul. And yet I could not continue. There was a demon I had to face, a demon born and bred on Jupiter's last remaining moon, groomed in the empty night of a solar system so vast not even the Creator of the Universe himself could comprehend. This demon had taunted me, decrying each act of bravery and love I had so selflessly given to my fans and foes in years prior, claiming they were meaningless charades in a one act play on Reality's barren stage. As I ate my breakfast that morning, I knew I had but one way out. I had to sing, and sing like never before. A tune so catchy as to put back together the mangled wreckage in the hearts of each man and woman who had given up on life in the heady days of the Cold War. I felt the beat forming, and so I danced along, hoping to ride the wave of Jasmine's wand as she summoned the beauty from each atom and molecule from each moment since the Universe's inception forty years ago. The beauty coalesced into my voice as the song grew its form and came together in a symphony the world will not forget. And so I sang, all alone at my breakfast table that day, knowing that each note was creating a greater melody, the sum of the parts much greater than the whole, and that I, Clay Aiken, once again fought evil that morning, and I slew it. This I truly and honestly believe!! Wonderful!!oh. Link to post Share on other sites
Retardville, USA 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 I just wanted to let everyone that our city will be hosting a live public forum to continue this battle tomorrow night. Our city is, coincidentally, the headquarters of SuitedAces Inc. (We gave him a tax break, since he is obviously a special breed of special (ed)).HangukMiguk is too smart to reside here, but we will give him a key to the city if he can vanquish the evil organization known as SuitedAces, Inc., and destroy that blasted clone account machine that he has running in their facilities. Seriously, it's overrun our once peaceful city with more brain dead idiots than normal. Link to post Share on other sites
KeanuReeves 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 clone account machineWhoa... Link to post Share on other sites
Richard Simmons 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 MJINK is not me, because he is a hippie and hippies suck.I'm gay and want to help you lose weight. Link to post Share on other sites
Sparticus 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 I'm gay and want to help you lose weight.I'm Sparticus. Link to post Share on other sites
MJINK3 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 I'm gay and want to help you lose weight. Link to post Share on other sites
MJINK3 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 SILENCE, FOOL! I WILL KILL YOU!Such anger, damn that rap music Link to post Share on other sites
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