STFU 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 STFU!!!!!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Biz Markie 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Trepidatious and trembling, I awoke from yet another dream, a dream that had spoken and shouted, reverberating through my marrow like sunshine in the darkest corners of a Siberian mine shaft. Quickly I got up and clothed my shaking body with a dazzling array of silk garments that instantaneously wed themselves to my flesh, not wanting to face what I had seen in that vision, that terrible scene displayed on the movie screen theater of my soul. And yet I could not continue. There was a demon I had to face, a demon born and bred on Jupiter's last remaining moon, groomed in the empty night of a solar system so vast not even the Creator of the Universe himself could comprehend. This demon had taunted me, decrying each act of bravery and love I had so selflessly given to my fans and foes in years prior, claiming they were meaningless charades in a one act play on Reality's barren stage. As I ate my breakfast that morning, I knew I had but one way out. I had to sing, and sing like never before. A tune so catchy as to put back together the mangled wreckage in the hearts of each man and woman who had given up on life in the heady days of the Cold War. I felt the beat forming, and so I danced along, hoping to ride the wave of Jasmine's wand as she summoned the beauty from each atom and molecule from each moment since the Universe's inception forty years ago. The beauty coalesced into my voice as the song grew its form and came together in a symphony the world will not forget. And so I sang, all alone at my breakfast table that day, knowing that each note was creating a greater melody, the sum of the parts much greater than the whole, and that I, Clay Aiken, once again fought evil that morning, and I slew it. This I truly and honestly believe!! Wonderful!!You...You got what I neeeeeeeeeeeeed Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 I'm guessing this is still going because they are still remembering a bunch oh jopke acc. they set up a long time ago. Link to post Share on other sites
The Couch 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 If either of you get tired, feel free to sit down and put your feet up for awhile. Link to post Share on other sites
Spock 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 This thread is, illogical. Link to post Share on other sites
MJINK3 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 I'm guessing this is still going because they are still remembering a bunch oh jopke acc. they set up a long time ago.A prize needs to be given for the jopke account with the earliest member date. Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 A prize needs to be given for the jopke account with the earliest member date.DN? Link to post Share on other sites
J.P. 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 This thread is, illogical.It wouldn't be if you had robot ears. Link to post Share on other sites
Bugs Bunny 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Bugs Bunny is an animated rabbit who appears in the Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies series of animated films produced by Warner Bros. Cartoons. According to his biography, he was "born" in 1939 in Brooklyn, New York City, New York and the product of many creators: Ben "Bugs" Hardaway (who created a prototypical version of Bugs Bunny) Bob Clampett, Tex Avery (who directed A Wild Hare, considered Bugs' formal film debut), Robert McKimson (who created the definitive Bugs Bunny character design), Chuck Jones, and Friz Freleng.Winner ? Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 This madness must stop.Hang wins. Link to post Share on other sites
Donny Osmond 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Winner ?No Link to post Share on other sites
speedzgaylover 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Clay Aiken is not me, because he is gay, and gays suck.FUI'm gay and want to help you lose weight.Hi! Link to post Share on other sites
DOG 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Bugs Bunny is an animated rabbit who appears in the Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies series of animated films produced by Warner Bros. Cartoons. According to his biography, he was "born" in 1939 in Brooklyn, New York City, New York and the product of many creators: Ben "Bugs" Hardaway (who created a prototypical version of Bugs Bunny) Bob Clampett, Tex Avery (who directed A Wild Hare, considered Bugs' formal film debut), Robert McKimson (who created the definitive Bugs Bunny character design), Chuck Jones, and Friz Freleng.Winner ?No. I am the oldest./this useless thread. Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 /tread. /this useless thread.You fixed one mistake, how about moving onto women now? Link to post Share on other sites
aadams_22 3 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 This madness must stop.Hang wins.quitter Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 quitterHe is actually waiting to break out his ultimate alter ego account as soon as Hang is asleep at the wheel. Thats when he hits him up with the triple J. Link to post Share on other sites
Private Church 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 It wouldn't be if you had robot ears.[robotears=off]I'm sorry, what was that? I CAN'T HEAR YOU![/robotears] Link to post Share on other sites
Private Caboose 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 [robotears=off]I'm sorry, what was that? I CAN'T HEAR YOU![/robotears]I thought you said they were shorting out... Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 I thought you said they were shorting out...Oh come on.Red vs Blue?Whoever has this joke account loses. Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Whoever has this joke account loses.QFT Link to post Share on other sites
Freelancer Tex 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Oh come on.Red vs Blue?Whoever has this joke account loses. QFTYou cockbiting fucktards. Link to post Share on other sites
The Whambulance 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 This madness must stop.Hang wins.You want a whamburger and french cries with this secession?Pussy. Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 You cockbiting fucktards.Just don't make a sarge account, just don't make a sarge account. Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Voldemort 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 I am here to vanquish you from this thread, and also to have sex with SuitedAces's dream girlfriend.You will vanquish nothing, boy! Link to post Share on other sites
Lopez 0 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Just don't make a sarge account, just don't make a sarge account.¿Por qué debo tomar órdenes de usted? ¡No, no, Lopez que las tomas pesadas piden de ningún hombre! Link to post Share on other sites
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