Retardville, USA

I just wanted to let everyone that our city will be hosting a live public forum to continue this battle tomorrow night. Our city is, coincidentally, the headquarters of SuitedAces Inc. (We gave him a tax break, since he is obviously a special breed of special (ed)).HangukMiguk is too smart to reside here, but we will give him a key to the city if he can vanquish the evil organization known as SuitedAces, Inc., and destroy that blasted clone account machine that he has running in their facilities. Seriously, it's overrun our once peaceful city with more brain dead idiots than normal.

Please come back home. We've missed you.