Dogpatch 2 Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 I'd still stick it in her multiple times in multiple places.I'd give her a shot to the eyebrow. Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJon 175 Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 I'd choke her.FYP Link to post Share on other sites
HappyG 0 Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 she might make a big bet then do it just to winHope she crosshatches it, because I'm fairly sure she can't even do that right. Link to post Share on other sites
Dogpatch 2 Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 FYPty ty Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJon 175 Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 ty tyanytime Link to post Share on other sites
Loismustdie 0 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Judge Scott Gordon ordered that Kevin Federline will maintain full custody of Jayden James and Sean Preston. Britney Spears will be allowed visitation, but only under close supervision. The hearing took place yesterday afternoon, but one person didn’t feel the need to show up. Let’s just say her name rhymes with Whitney Peers. The NY Daily News reports: "This was the first day that he had custody of his children and he felt it was important for the court to see who he is and to be there should the court have any desire to ask him anything," said K-Fed's lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan. Experts had told The News it would have been a good idea for Spears, 25, to tell the judge face to face she was ready to clean up her act. Instead, she was spotted tooling around the Malibu hills with her dog, stopping at a Starbucks and a gas station. Britney’s lawyer seemed oh-so-thrilled when asked about her absence: “It's totally inappropriate from my perspective to make a comment on an active case without my client's expressed permission - and she's not here," lawyer Sorrell Trope bristled as he left Los Angeles Superior Court.” It also should be noted that during the hearing Kevin Federline was wearing an eye patch. Don’t believe me? Read the article. Yeah, he claims it was for an eye infection, but c’mon. He was showing off. Hamming it up a bit, if you will. It’s kind of sad Britney wasn’t there to see him dressing like a pirate and still winning. Oh yeah, sure, it’s sad she didn’t show up to fight for her kids. That too. But seriously, she missed out on Captain Kevin of the S.S. Superdad. Talk about a real loss.UPDATE: TMZ is reporting that Britney Spears is checking into rehab this week “in an attempt to get custody of her children.” Man the harpoons, Cap’n Kev! The whale is fighting back! Argh! Meanwhile, hundreds of couples across the U.S. are dealing with custody issues and nobody will read about it on TMZ. They will be allowed the dignity of some ****ing privacy. Like I said,I like how she is dealing with it--basically saying **** you to everybody and doing shit contrary as possible. I like it..it shows spunk.(Whos first with a one liner?) It's still stupid but at least she can still thumb her nose at the man. To the moron who said money alleviates pressure- hardly. Fame makes it even worse,mostly because of guys like Jeepster going hahhahaha at every mis-step. Thank God a few of you had the sense to see what I was saying. BTW,you want to see some gross celebrity porn? A buddy of mine bought me the Screech video for for my birthday. First time I ever watched straight porn that made me want to vomit,and I don't mean the dirty sanchez. The dude basically talks exactly like he did on Celebrity fit club, only weirder and sleazier,and the whole time you are thinking of Zach Morris and Jessie Spano- seriously seriously ****ed up. The best part was for my birthday he got me the vid and the first season of Saved by the Bell on DVD. Haven't even unwrapped em. Saved by the Bell is ruined for me in the worst way ever. Come to think of it,I should probably post this in the pron thread as well. Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted October 5, 2007 Author Share Posted October 5, 2007 Meanwhile, hundreds of couples across the U.S. are dealing with custody issues and nobody will read about it on TMZ. They will be allowed the dignity of some ****ing privacy. Like I said,I like how she is dealing with it--basically saying **** you to everybody and doing shit contrary as possible. I like it..it shows spunk.(Whos first with a one liner?) It's still stupid but at least she can still thumb her nose at the man. To the moron who said money alleviates pressure- hardly. Fame makes it even worse,mostly because of guys like Jeepster going hahhahaha at every mis-step. Thank God a few of you had the sense to see what I was saying. BTW,you want to see some gross celebrity porn? A buddy of mine bought me the Screech video for for my birthday. First time I ever watched straight porn that made me want to vomit,and I don't mean the dirty sanchez. The dude basically talks exactly like he did on Celebrity fit club, only weirder and sleazier,and the whole time you are thinking of Zach Morris and Jessie Spano- seriously seriously ****ed up. The best part was for my birthday he got me the vid and the first season of Saved by the Bell on DVD. Haven't even unwrapped em. Saved by the Bell is ruined for me in the worst way ever. Come to think of it,I should probably post this in the pron thread as well.I don't know what's more sad. Your arguments in this thread, or the fact that you watched a good chunk of the screech video, or the fact that your friends bought it for your birthday. Link to post Share on other sites
Loismustdie 0 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 I don't know what's more sad. Your arguments in this thread, or the fact that you watched a good chunk of the screech video, or the fact that your friends bought it for your birthday. No more sad than than the sole owner of ZOMG Britney, hahahaha. That's all you clown penis. Did you see that? That just happened. Why would you bring my buddy into this? It was a funny gift. Why wouldn't I watch it? I just watched Bmx Bandits the other day,bought it for a buck at Walgreens. I say to you right now that is infinitely more sad than the Screech video. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 No more sad than than the sole owner of ZOMG Britney, hahahaha. That's all you clown penis. Did you see that? That just happened. Why would you bring my buddy into this? It was a funny gift. Why wouldn't I watch it? I just watched Bmx Bandits the other day,bought it for a buck at Walgreens. I say to you right now that is infinitely more sad than the Screech video.that's like weakness gravy on mashed sadness. Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 I'd choke her till her eyebrows popped out. FYPFYFYP. Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 At this point in her life (or last year), I don't want to see a sex tape with BS. I heard that too, and I heard it sucks. You really think her tubby ass would look good in a homemade sex tape? She's probably rolling around the bed looking for a twix amongst all the empty wrappers. That's why it hasn't been released yet. They have to edit all of the cottage cheese, which takes awhile.tapes ancient, we're talking well over a year old. Far enough back to be in the wheelhouse of her bangable days. Link to post Share on other sites
Dogpatch 2 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 FYFYP.I love you guys. Link to post Share on other sites
Petoria 0 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 I'd hit it. Desperation reers it's ugly head.Resemblence is uncanny. Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted October 5, 2007 Author Share Posted October 5, 2007 No more sad than than the sole owner of ZOMG Britney, hahahaha. That's all you clown penis. Did you see that? That just happened. Why would you bring my buddy into this? It was a funny gift. Why wouldn't I watch it? I just watched Bmx Bandits the other day,bought it for a buck at Walgreens. I say to you right now that is infinitely more sad than the Screech video.The only thing I'm bringing into this is their gift. I don't know any straight guys who would buy each other porn featuring screech from saved by the bell. I guess I don't see the humor, much like you don't see the humor in the trainwreck that is Britney.Cappy, the tape was made in June of 06.Here is britney in June of 06. At this point, her sex tape must be her rolling around on the bed, asking for more ho hos, talking like a baby.Also, Link to post Share on other sites
Pot Odds RAC 23 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 The only thing I'm bringing into this is their gift. I don't know any straight guys who would buy each other porn featuring screech from saved by the bell. I guess I don't see the humor, much like you don't see the humor in the trainwreck that is Britney.Cappy, the tape was made in June of 06.Here is britney in June of 06. At this point, her sex tape must be her rolling around on the bed, asking for more ho hos, talking like a baby.A ho ho would be the best kind of ho. Link to post Share on other sites
Loismustdie 0 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 The only thing I'm bringing into this is their gift. I don't know any straight guys who would buy each other porn featuring screech from saved by the bell. I guess I don't see the humor, much like you don't see the humor in the trainwreck that is Britney.Cappy, the tape was made in June of 06.Here is britney in June of 06. At this point, her sex tape must be her rolling around on the bed, asking for more ho hos, talking like a baby.Also, Actually,he is Bi,and is incredibly funny,and inappropriate. Weird that you are more catty than he is,but who says stereotypes are accurate? I see the humour in Britney. I don't see why it's newsworthy,or chatroom worthy,or why it's perfectly okay to post pictures of her next to random fat cartoon characters. Our culture revels in celebrities flaws so much more than their accomplishments,and I find that a sad indictment for people as a whole. If you were some sort of child advocate,sure..but, you're not, you are just x random dude looking to tear down and belittle and destroy another human being for your own pleasure,and that is wrong. Link to post Share on other sites
Loismustdie 0 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 that's like weakness gravy on mashed sadness. It was pretty bad. Somehow I remembered Bmx Bandits being so much more awesome. It did bring back great memories of all those color coordinated Mongoose bikes back in the day. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Actually,he is Bi,and is incredibly funny,and inappropriate. Weird that you are more catty than he is,but who says stereotypes are accurate? I see the humour in Britney. I don't see why it's newsworthy,or chatroom worthy,or why it's perfectly okay to post pictures of her next to random fat cartoon characters. Our culture revels in celebrities flaws so much more than their accomplishments,and I find that a sad indictment for people as a whole. If you were some sort of child advocate,sure..but, you're not, you are just x random dude looking to tear down and belittle and destroy another human being for your own pleasure,and that is wrong.Do you understand the hipocrisy of your own statement here? Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 The only thing I'm bringing into this is their gift. I don't know any straight guys who would buy each other porn featuring screech from saved by the bell. I guess I don't see the humor, much like you don't see the humor in the trainwreck that is Britney.Cappy, the tape was made in June of 06.Here is britney in June of 06. At this point, her sex tape must be her rolling around on the bed, asking for more ho hos, talking like a baby.@$@#$#@$!$. Crap. Did you wake up this morning, yawn, and say "Rise and Shine! Time to frollick merrily to OT and crush some dreams!" Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 @$@#$#@$!$. Crap. Did you wake up this morning, yawn, and say "Rise and Shine! Time to frollick merrily to OT and crush some dreams!" jeepster80125 = DreamcrusherI like it, I second the motion. All in favor say Aye.Aye.AS of October 5th 2007 in the case of Jeepster80125 vs. Loismustdie; Jeepster80125 will now be refered to as Dreamcrusher henceforth in this Thread and all others whereof preception is distorted into an unwanted reallity. I make a preemptive motion forbidding any visual content of Lindsey Lohan from the previous 12 months, and all Nicole Richie images. "Gavel"RecessWe will resume as soon as their is another post. Link to post Share on other sites
Dogpatch 2 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 jeepster80125 = DreamcrusherI like it, I second the motion. All in favor say Aye.Aye.AS of October 5th 2007 in the case of Jeepster80125 vs. Loismustdie; Jeepster80125 will now be refered to as Dreamcrusher henceforth in this Thread and all others whereof preception is distorted into an unwanted reallity. I make a preemptive motion forbidding any visual content of Lindsey Lohan from the previous 12 months, and all Nicole Richie images. "Gavel"RecessWe will resume as soon as their is another post.I like it.I say this cat is funny. Link to post Share on other sites
David_Nicoson 1 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Yes, the judge has the power to take away her kids if she drives on a suspended license.. that doesn't mean that he should. It doesn't mean the punishment actually fits the crime, not even close. It just ,means that's what he decided to do, and it's gutless thing to do. Once again, it does not address the actual problems that are going on around this poor girl.It's not the job of the judge to punish Britney. He's looking out for the children's interests. They're not safe with Britney. He's doing his job.Just because the rest of the world is obsessed with pop star doesn't mean a judge can't rise above that and focus correctly like a professional. Link to post Share on other sites
Jeepster80125 0 Posted October 5, 2007 Author Share Posted October 5, 2007 I know I said I wouldn't respond anymore, but this stuff is too much.Lois, what in your opinion, should we as a society be doing? What would you propose to do about the situation of celebrity's being put under a microscope? What is the solution to the problem? I see that you are upset because celebrities are paid more attention than the average person, and you seem to think it's our fault. Why?I don't see why it's newsworthy,or chatroom worthy,or why it's perfectly okay to post pictures of her next to random fat cartoon characters. -It's funny because britney looks like the fat cartoon character. No, it's actually hilarious.I like the Dreamcrusher idea, see title.EDITSeriously though. The bitch slept through her required two weekly drug tests. If I was on probation and missed a UA, it would be considered hot, and I would be in violation. I don't understand why you think there is unfair scrutiny laid upon her in particular, and celebrities in general. What about Nicole richie's four day jail sentence? She spent like 86 minutes in the jail before being released, with credit given for four days. Why is this fair? Link to post Share on other sites
Dogpatch 2 Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 I know I said I wouldn't respond anymore, but this stuff is too much.Lois, what in your opinion, should we as a society be doing? What would you propose to do about the situation of celebrity's being put under a microscope? What is the solution to the problem? I see that you are upset because celebrities are paid more attention than the average person, and you seem to think it's our fault. Why?I don't see why it's newsworthy,or chatroom worthy,or why it's perfectly okay to post pictures of her next to random fat cartoon characters. -It's funny because britney looks like the fat cartoon character. No, it's actually hilarious.I like the Dreamcrusher idea, see title.EDITSeriously though. The bitch slept through her required two weekly drug tests. If I was on probation and missed a UA, it would be considered hot, and I would be in violation. I don't understand why you think there is unfair scrutiny laid upon her in particular, and celebrities in general. What about Nicole richie's four day jail sentence? She spent like 86 minutes in the jail before being released, with credit given for four days. Why is this fair?FYName Link to post Share on other sites
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