Lolli 0 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 That's not what I said. -you were disrespectful to the cop (whether you believe it or not)-you obviously expect your parents to pay to clean up your mess...not even thinking that you should have to pay (as far as I could tell from your comments)-not every kid needs a job (though most should have one), but you ignore them when they tell you to get one (a sure sign that somewhere along the line they screwed up with you)It's really not that big a deal...most parents aren't perfect. Or maybe they are perfect and you're genetically predisposed to be lazy and rude.Hahaha, I cant wait til you have kids, Matt Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 Hahaha, I cant wait til you have kids, MattI'm not saying I'll be a great parent with perfect kids. Just pointing out other people's flaws, as usual. Link to post Share on other sites
Lolli 0 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 I'm not saying I'll be a great parent with perfect kids. Just pointing out other people's flaws, as usual.And you do it so brilliantly. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 And you do it so brilliantly.Thanks redcheeks. Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 Beans-n-icewater, I like your post, but I don't know about the humor helping.11) Keep the bottle out of sight12) Dont ever...13) Pay respect to national landmarks along the road... Link to post Share on other sites
Lolli 0 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 Btw, I should point out that no matter how nice you are, some cops are just plain dicks. Especially if you live in a small town and they have nothing better to do.I recently had a brief roadside consultation with the long arm of the law...Apparently, failure to signal is a high priority in Big Lake. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 The best way to get out of a ticket is to show as much cleavage as possible...and then jack off the cop. Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 I got pulled over yesterday for going what the cop wrote down as 90-100 mphUmm, he wrote 90-100? I'm not sure the laws in the US. but that doesnt hold up in Canada. theres no such thing as an estimated ticket. Link to post Share on other sites
Lolli 0 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 A BJ will grant you a get out of jail free card.Or so I hear.. Link to post Share on other sites
Lolli 0 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 Umm, he wrote 90-100? I'm not sure the laws in the US. but that doesnt hold up in Canada. theres no such thing as an estimated ticket.Theres no doubt that it will stick. Ive had a ticket written for 90+ (back when I was young and reckless) and trust me, it held.Oh, and welcome back! Oh how Ive missed your pecs! Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 I recently had a roadside consultation with the long arm of the law in his briefs...Apparently, entering a tunnel within a mountain pass is a high priority in Big Lake.FYP Link to post Share on other sites
Lolli 0 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 FYPhahahaha.Im not even sure what you said.. But I cant quit laughing.Damn, this is some good weed. Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 Beans tips for driving fast and avoiding DWIs tickets....4) Dont use signals when changing lanesI don't quite understand the logic behind this one. Maybe someone can enlighten me. Just not attracting attention to yourself?But, at least I do understand that saying, "yea" and "nah" to a police officer is not smart especially when all authority figures love hearing "yes sir" and "no sir" Link to post Share on other sites
Lolli 0 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 I don't quite understand the logic behind this one. Maybe someone can enlighten me. Just not attracting attention to yourself?But, at least I do understand that saying, "yea" and "nah" to a police officer is not smart especially when all authority figures love hearing "yes sir" and "no sir"Another good one to use is "Yes, your honor"I was pulled over while drunk and accidently said that to the officer. His reply was "officer... your honor, its all the same. Here's your license back Ma'am, drive home safely and keep your car parked for the rest of the night" Link to post Share on other sites
beans-n-icewater 18 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 hahahaha.Im not even sure what you said.. But I cant quit laughing.Damn, this is some good weed.Well just keep puffin...I gotta million of em the same one....I don't quite understand the logic behind this one. Maybe someone can enlighten me. Just not attracting attention to yourself?Yeah. Just observe a speeding car sometime...Dead giveaways are repeated signals and lane changes. Quick manuvers also stick out. Slowly moving over to the next lane looks "slower" from a distance than an abrupt manuver.Im not saying never use the signals, but when no traffic is around it is kinda silly. Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 Yeah. Just observe a speeding car sometime...next time I'm on the road, I'll slow down so I can see one Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 Theres no doubt that it will stick. Ive had a ticket written for 90+ (back when I was young and reckless) and trust me, it held.Oh, and welcome back! Oh how Ive missed your pecs!well ur a sucker then. i'd fight that nonsense. 90+... sounds like they assume it was over 90 but didnt have the actual speed on radar to back it up.p.s. Ive been back for a while. just not in OT. i need to hit the gym too. thanks for reminding me. i've been slacking Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 well ur a sucker then. i'd fight that nonsense. 90+... sounds like they assume it was over 90 but didnt have the actual speed on radar to back it up.In this country you can be given a ticket even without a radar reading. When a cop follows you for a mile (or whatever OP said happened) he can very easily guage your approximate speed. Link to post Share on other sites
greatwhite 0 Posted June 28, 2007 Author Share Posted June 28, 2007 In this country you can be given a ticket even without a radar reading. When a cop follows you for a mile (or whatever OP said happened) he can very easily guage your approximate speed.But it's only an approximation...so 10 mph off isn't unreasonable is it? Link to post Share on other sites
jmkiser 0 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 STOP BREAKING THE LAW ASSHOLE![/jimcarrey]Liar Liar reference wins this threadit's official/endthread Link to post Share on other sites
Lolli 0 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 well ur a sucker then. i'd fight that nonsense. 90+... sounds like they assume it was over 90 but didnt have the actual speed on radar to back it up.p.s. Ive been back for a while. just not in OT. i need to hit the gym too. thanks for reminding me. i've been slackingI didnt get the nickname Lollipop for nothing, honey! Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 But it's only an approximation...so 10 mph off isn't unreasonable is it?It is, but if you hire a lawyer that's friendly with the DA he can probably get it down to 84 (like we've been saying).If you get up there by yourself and claim that the cop was wrong in his 90-100 estimation, the cop is going to get up there and say that he was being generous by saying it could have been as low as 90. The judge is going to believe him. Link to post Share on other sites
NutsBuster 0 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 I didnt get the nickname Lollipop for nothing, honey!TID! TID! TID!So so so siccccck! Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 I didnt get the nickname Lollipop for nothing, honey!i want to piss on you. Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 TID! TID! TID!So so so siccccck!why are u a fake nutzbuster? Link to post Share on other sites
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