FlopsyMcNutz

Irish Car Bombs PWN Jager Bombs

I miss my donkey..

FYP

I love scotch...scotchy scotch scotch.

Little Timmy got a new bike for Christmas, and took it out for a ride. He got around the block, and a mounted police officer stopped him. "Did Santa bring you that bike?" he asked. Little Timmy grinned and said "Yes sir!" The officer wrote him a ticket and said "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector on that bike." Timmy looked up at him and said "Did Santa bring you that horse, mister?" The officer decided to play along "Yes, he did." "Well, tell Santa next year to put the d ick on the bottom of the horse."

So you blame your blackjack degeneracy on Party? Not their fault you can't control your addiction.

heh, now that you mention it, Peter Griffin would make a pretty good Tommy Boy

You know, you can get a good look at a T-bone steak by sticking your head up a butcher's a.ss, but I'd rather take his word for it....I mean, you can get a good look at a T-bone steak by sticking your head up a BUTCHER'S a.ss...no, wait, its gotta be your bull...

I am a Bad American. I like big cars, big cigars, and naturally big tits. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level government functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies. I don't care about appearing compassionate. I think playing with guns doesn't make you a killer. I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason. I think I'm better than the homeless. I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized. I don't care if you call me a racist, a homophobe or a misogynist. I am not tolerant of others

Never trust used car salesmen, lawyers, reporters, or politicians.

Man on Fire pwns. Loved when he was cutting the guys fingers off and cauterizing with the cigarette lighter. Also, the c4 up the ass was very creative.

How do we know if this is REAL Spam????Does anyone really know what Spam™ is made of?

You know what spam tastes like? Just like it smells...delicious!

maybe soon he will be back. I will be waiting.

Annie Duke kills gigilos.