Spademan

When is the registration? Can those of us who say we're in *now* be registered? I'd hate to have wanted in from the beginning, only to miss out because of my schedual. =P

*CACKLE*

Obviously. But I'm trying to incorporate POKER into it.Combining the two pastimes/professions is so much more fun.

I sure hope not.That would take 87.5% of the fun out of it.

Was reminded by certain events tonight that this information may be usefull to some of you nerds out there, that may need an extra advantage when it come to the ladies.Thrice, count it, THRICE have I been laid via cards, and one of those times (albiet via a magic trick, the "double lift") was a threesome with 2 cheerleaders in high school.The just of it: use poker at parties to your advantage... "whoever wins the most get's to choose a partner", or some other variation that the loveliest of the fairer sex will willing comply to in a party atmosphere.Sounds absurd, but just give it a try and

wtf would you want to dedonkify a player?Unless it's your mom, wife or child.

If I were old enough to be your father, and you were my son, and you folded here... I would buy a horse.I would teach this horse to love human rectum. To munch upon it, to paw at it with his hooves, to be sexually excited by it.I would have this horse sodomize you nightly, until you die or I am arrested.

The math allows you to be a winning player.The instincts or reading, (I prefer these terms to 'feeling' because donkies will say 'feeling' when they call off their entire stack on a tiny pot on a 4 card draw and say they 'felt it' when they hit) will make one a great player.One is a compliment to the other.

Listen very closely.Whenever you get J9 suited, move all in.I'm not kidding.If you get it, and don't follow my advice, watch the board if it goes to the river, then kill yourself for not believing me.When you double huge twice with it, give a shout out to Spademan at the final table.*edit* And send 10,000 to my pokerstars account, Spademan, when you score big with my hand.*second edit* And don't you dare let them name the hand after you when you score big with it at the final table. You tell them it's called the Spademan. Or I'll give you a cuban necktie.

not laying around, but I do usually carry $6K-$7K to the big weekly game. the rest of the time it (along with the rest of my roll) stays in my lockbox.Carrying it isn't too bad, I meant leaving it in the car.Car theft happens a lot more than muggings. =P

I know this is a joke, but I'm freakin lovin it.It might take all censored year, but even tho' one tourn win means nothing, the winner would have more reason to claim 'World Champion' if he had to beat out a field of 7 trillion players. That would be the stupidest, funniest, longest, best tournament of all time.I laugh every time I think about it.

You keep 5k laying around in your car? Well, that's tardalicious.

Just yesterday at the casino saw the nuts call a raise on an AKQJ5 rainbow board. The raiser had trip A's. The person with the 10 missed out on 2 bets, thinking it was split.Calling with the nuts it retarded, period.

LOL, the entire flop was visible to me on one hand, pre-flop.Buggiest site... ever.

I think he means he won the seat, but they haven't registered him yet and it's been two weeks since.Could be wrong.

Getting $25 to play with on a janky site: $0Working a free $25 up to $104 playing NL: $0Losing $104 dollars in free money to a 2- outter on the river:censored priceless.

Free money rules.Time to go loco.

I'm in the WSOP shootout too, just multitable.gl in the shootout

If 11 people stake me a dollar, I'll play.Each investor would get %4 of the winnings.

I'd play, but registered for a shoot-out for WSOP. Only so many chances to get into that mofo left.

Ok, some of you angle shooting bastiges are trying to trick your way out of the implied point of the post, so I'll edit. =PYou are given the choice to do it on the spot.You do not have time to place side bets.You do not have time to hire anyone for anything.Ivey will not deal.The blinds do NOT go up.

Two options.1. Say, "Give me most of the money bit.ch, or what happened the other night will look like f***ing Seasame Street."2. Forget about it, leave the money there and don't play with people who are bigger gangsters than you.

Well, so far the taking the 1 mil is a big favorite, so I utterly disagree. If you ask DN or Greenstein this question it's an easy choice for them I'm sure, but I'm thinking for most of the posters on this forum, it's nowhere near that easy, 1 mil guaranteed is a hellofa lot of money.I'll edit to adress the "what game" question.

Right, the freeze out you don't put up a dime.

Would you rather be given 1 million dollars, or play Phil Ivey in a heads up freezout for 100 million?You pay nothing to play the freeze out. You choose between limit hold'em or NL hold'em. Blinds are 4000/8000, both start with 500k in chips.If you lost, you'd get nothing.You are given the choice to do it on the spot.You do not have time to place side bets.You do not have time to hire anyone for anything.Ivey will not deal.The blinds do NOT go up.*edit* If 1 million makes it easy, what's the lowest amount you'd take, rather than play?