The Bwaves

If you like reading about poker and DN hasn't in a while why don't you guys check out other professional's blogs'. Josh Arieh, Paul Phillips, there's plenty to choose from.When DN starts writing more about poker then you can stroll back to FCP and read away.Therefore:Smoke a 'J' and relax and don't stress poker is all around us, you just have to look :)I love you all.

We should clarify (because of the english issue)that BB in NL = big blind and BB in limit = big bet. Small point, but it could affect his math when calculating what levels he can play.Good call.

The standard of some of the veterans' on this forum like 'Custom36' recommend 1500 X BB for NLHE and 300 X BB for LHE.Don't play so agressive in cash games, slow it down and wait to make your move on a strong-esque hand.

Nice Hi-Jack Ron.

Or you can take three seconds and look at how complex our bodies our and our immune systems and really realize that there is no way that we just came from monkeys or appeared out of thin air.Other than that, I would like to hear peoples opinions on PLO.

I hope people know that, this would be scarier than Martha Stuart rapping on BET.

BUMPERSON!and yes one hell of a drive!

Like 360 something I think.Thanks.

I had to make that my signature, I had to leave my desk at work so I didn't disturb the uptight 79 year old customers in the lobby!

So, let me get this straight. You abuse the cars when they come in and you encourage people to rip off the company you work for. Sounds like you love your job.BTW, if you want to know how to properly do a takeover robbery of a bank, let me know. I'll give you the details.FINALLY! A way to build my bankroll with ease. PM me the details.

What was payout for third?

Haha, no I live in California so no dice.Tell her to go in and say, "My son works for Saturn, can I please get the employee discount?" They'll give it to her. Pretty much anyone can do it. You just have to ask the right way.Employee discount is 50% off all labor and Cost + 10% on parts. Regular oil change will cost her about $7.50.

Yeah man I'm working a 7:00am-6:00pm, Saturn, bastards.You should kick some fenders. They don't dent so who would know. Wait, the planet or the car company?Car company, I'm the assistant manager for the parts department here.I was thrashing a car the other day with my knee. The support bars hurt a little but no dents or scratches

Keef straight fucks you up! Good call. And from Amsterdam! Shit can I come hang out with you? I'm SoCal so I'll drive up. Maybe a little sesh then a tourney?

Yeah man I'm working a 7:00am-6:00pm, Saturn, bastards.

GL!

Yea I remember that hand was like 66 vs QQ and flop 9JK or something. Satan whispered in my ear that if I called he would appear as a set in numerical format. The turn and river proved once again that Satan sometimes isnt the most honest guy out there. LOL!

seriously, hopefully I can play in the tourney with you 'pros'!

Um..Yes. But it is not white. And I don't live in West Palm Beach, FL either. Why do you ask?Yes I did put $75 of gas in the other day.Another thread asked what I bought with my winnings. I cashed out for a tank of gas.I'm sorry but you are incredibly fucking hallarious!

can i bust myself out .. maybe an open fold??HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Check out the latest edition with the "JFarrell Addendum". Let me quote:"A 4 of a kind beats a Royal Flush if and only if the 4 of a kind is jacks or better, uses both pocket cards, and the holder of the Royal Flush is using only 1 pocket card. "The rule was designed to give a bigger edge to better players so that donks playing speculative hands like JTs dont outdraw the "real pros" quite so often when they hold big pocket pairs. God bless JFarrell for his insightful contributions to the poker community.Nice, you posted it just like him.I comend you.

I'll be honest, I've never seen so many people have such a civil and organized discussion on marijuana in my life.We should open an FCP marijuana forum.Oh, BUMP.P.S. I love you all.

BUMP!!!

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