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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/02/a...e_n_991404.html
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ZING!!!!!!!!!!!Thanks Bob, I was at that site.
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Hello mclumpo,Welcome to the RPM Poker community!Your RPM Poker username is: xxxxxx@xxxxxx(Remember to use your email address xxxxxx@xxxxxxfor login, NOT your screen/username!)IMPORTANT - FOLLOW THESE 3 QUICK STEPS TO COMPLETE YOUR REGISTRATION-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. CONFIRM YOUR EMAIL ADDRESSFOLLOW THIS LINK >> https://secure.rpmpoker.com/email_verificat...ion_code=987954 2. MAKE SURE YOU DON'T MISS OUT ON CASH GIVEAWAYS! We give away cash and bonuses all the time. To make sure you don't miss them, add support@rpmpoker.com and
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I really, REALLY, love speedz................. I mean really.
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Also, I don't think Obama reads these forums.I could be wrong but.....
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I recently had to do a full restore on my computer due to a virus. Now I want to watch some porn, but I'm not very trusting of these sites. McAfee says sites like youporn and redtube are safe but then in the site advisor comments others say they're not.I just want to "study" some porn.Do you guys know FOR SURE of safe ones?
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I’ve had a real hard couple of years. I developed an obsessive-compulsive disorder for some reason. I have this PURE fear of germs AND chemicals, and it’s really crippled me for, ya know, living. And now I’ve lost my job and have no reason to leave my house. Which you would think would be good, but it’s not. All I can seem to do is play video games, chain smoke, and was my hands, REPEATEDLY.I just don’t understand I used to be so confident; I was a door to door salesman.You NEED to be sure of yourself to do that successfully.I used to be able to talk to women, attractive women, now I’m in a re
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Well thank you for the unwelcome. I admit to being a drunken moron when drunk. Hell, I do lots of moron things when i'm sober too. So I guess none taken.Bitchez be CRAZY.
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She didn't have an excuse, she flat out told him the truth. He kicked my ass in front of my fiance and then told her too.So I guess it kinda unfolded into an epic not getting laid story.Thanks for the welcome Randy.
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Sheesh. Again, sorry. I was drunk. It looked like a haiku.Kinda.........Actually now not so much.
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Any Night Of The Week Drunken Stupidity Thread
mclumpo replied to FCP Bob's topic in General Poker Forum
The post above me is GOSPEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PREACH IT KING!!!!!!! -
Any Night Of The Week Drunken Stupidity Thread
mclumpo replied to FCP Bob's topic in General Poker Forum
The title, it says it all.Let's do it! -
Any Night Of The Week Drunken Stupidity Thread
mclumpo replied to FCP Bob's topic in General Poker Forum
lets play some stupid donk shit cuz im really drunk and have been for over a week since losing my job.screw you bit chez.really, lets DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!! -
How did no one notice this elegant haiku?Also, since i'm getting jeepsterd ( is that the right spelling?, I just don't know) I'm going to post my obligitory sicky story.So, I was 22 years old and a college student, and I worked at the local Denny’s.One of my co-workers was about the HOTTEST piece you’d ever seen. Stacked and beautiful, with a sense of humor you would KILL for in a woman, and a fiancé. I was also engaged at the time.We got along like soul mates at work and at gatherings outside of work. Karen (not a fake name) was like a breath of fresh air in my otherwise stagnant life. We sta
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I'm really drunk.Thought you may want to know that. I'm currently on a break in a tourney. I'm gonna win a bankroll and TP/MM.IN THIS ECONOMY!Seriously though, things about stuff and whatnot.Plus, we shouldn't jeepster Geoff, he doesn't deserve it.Whatever.DRUNK.
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I got called in fired yesterday.I don't know what the hell I'm gonna do for a job IN THIS ECONOMY.Guess I'll just keep drinking until a job finds ME!
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Low Tournament But Alot For Me, Rail Anyone?
mclumpo replied to delved's topic in General Poker Forum
I would invite everyone to dinner.then the one with the GREYEST shoes would be the one with all the cheddar(A.K.A.) the sour cream.......\I am THE beastmastar!!!!!!!!!gold leaf envelopesz are really..REALLY, tHE way 2 GO!!!!!!peas be with chew -
JESUS Flyer!!!!!!!!!!!if ur not 2 no the mastery and stuff.,Y Kant U admit, all bizzle's nead a man to TELL them what 2 do, and what thEY KANT DO!Lern the SISTIM.LUV,macLuMpo
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THOSE BABIES ARE REAL!!!!!!!!
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The completely acceptable use of “baby mama” and “baby daddy” For flucks sake.The FatherThe motherEasy, right?I really hope 2012 is right.
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Dammit!!!! We really are like brothers.Hell, I once slept with a chick so big it seemed like I was climbing a mountain. The worst part was emerging from the room I thought no one would notice us in, and seeing every other guy at the party crammed into the hallway smiling and clapping.I told them she had an asthma attack and i was helping her out.That didn't quite work.
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What the hell is cashing out?
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AND now.............A GUN has obviously come into play.FANTASTIC!!!!!No shots but the "Put the gun AWAY bro" is KINDA a tip off.WOW.