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that was funny... 6 bits... hee-larious

When I'm in the Dirty South I like to drink PBR...When I'm in this backwards scary Old South, South Carolina, or South Cackalacky I like to drink Yuengling...HtotheNootch glad you're here!

well refuted sir it certainly stings to be called as such by a person of your obvious caliber... also I have to go home so we'll have to start back up tommorow until then you can PM me your nonsensical threats and what not... or I suggest starting your very own thread in the morning--that would be such fun. Peace idiot.

sorry to everyone else if I get a little flametastic from time to time, you know how it can be tempting. and also whether you agree or not with what he says you have to appreciate how he does it so-- good post aseem I always like reading what you have to say.

IM A GONNA GET IT TO YA IF YOU DONT BE NOW GONNA DIE DUMBER DUM STOOP MOTHER TWaAtI enjoyed the last post you "misunderstood" just as much as this one you wonderful little fiery tumbletoes.

Remember when that delightful little tramp Ghostface wrote something along the lines of... That reminded me of the time when the aforementioned charming little gutter scamp took approximately two pages of explanations to even begin to understand the rules of Omaha... anyone else remember this? Of course this was ages ago, in late March when Ghostface was a newbie... he's very wise and experienced now of course.

I try to win enough chips that I can form them into a recognizable shape of a giraffe... I know this sounds sarcastic or like I'm trying to be funny, but I really do this. If I don't cash out immediately after the time I make its tongue I usually wind up losing it all until I bet its very last eyeball and cry to myself on the way home.

there was that one time... me, her pocket knife, ten grand, left testicle, the police, the other testicle... wait you probably don't want to hear all that, suffice it to say that the boy's choir doesn't pay as well as you would think.

in my experience evil women are much much much more expensive.

and if Hand 1: 2c 4cHand 2:3c 6cwith a board Ac Kc Qc Jc 5cHand 2 wins

Absolute... I'm ashamed. This from the man who chugs grain alcohol. Also I don't remember two full years of college.

well done sir!

anyway I slowed down so I've only read the first 80 or so pages, but I'm actually going to read this whole thread... my brain has turned into total garbage but thats the way I like it. works done so I'm gonna go home.

we stayed at a hotel (I have no idea how to spell it but phonetically its) called the Grishorenish... it was an awesoe place and that island was one of the most beautiful places I've ever seen.

Isle of Skye is awesome... where'd you stay?

Thats 54,000 dollars a year without ever increasing the bankroll (assuming the numbers you provide are realistic) which is alot more than I make in my low-end law clerk job and I eat at least once a week.

Fryer you are very very funny... 'ahem beeeerains! if you'll allow me the shout out. OP what that one guy said about seeing flops for cheap and taking down huge pots from loosey gooseys (anyone out there know how to spell goosey?) is the way to go. Don't try to get tricky against players who are half educated they are probably more unpredictable than people who are totally new to poker in my experience... again I would almost go so far to say never get tricky--this happened to me when I first started playing in home games and I eventually had to stop pretending I was Sklansky or god forbid He

whew boy... false alarm (we hope) thank god. also I think if you are of the girly persuasion (which I also am not so I suppose my question was merely academic) the answer is .ooo3% am I wrong here... I don't care anymore hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaalso swift psycho thank you for being of the same mind as me--its a delight to seeand digitalmonkey thank you for dropping the joke I fully expected, but adding biological terms to it your wit is a rapier sir

also I couldn't take my eyes off that picture for like five minutes... wow.

my point exactly... my god the OP should burn in hell and laugh at him and watch his skin melt god that would be great what a waste of time this thread is...

Ahhhh, so sunny, and yes I should kill myself.

Here's a predicament and an odds question:If birth control is 99% effectiveAnd if home pregnancy tests are 97% accurate...What are the odds that you are pregnant and don't know it?

there's no such thing as German everyone knows that... However, you are a well dressed gentleman and although you are a **** you are fun at parties.

My my isn't it a sunny day out... Just lovely don't you think?