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About MaxPipe

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    NL Holdem

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  • Location
    Hudson, WI
  • Interests
    AKA Full Tilt Mike
  1. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist. (my favorite) Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris does not sleep.
  2. Win $5000 playing 1/2NL at my local B&M playing only twice a week
  3. I was just there a couple of weeks ago. It truly is like sitting down at your own money tree.
  4. Anything by Jack Handey"When Gary told me he had found Jesus, I thought, Yahoo! We're rich! But it turned out to be something different.""If you ever drop your keys in a river a molten lava, forget about it, cause man there gone."
  5. That was not cool. My penis fell off, ran down the hallway and locked himself in the bathroom. Thanks
  6. Just got back this morning and I am tellin you that the Excalibur poker room at night is full of drunk, impatient wanna be playa's. It was quite a site to see players holding on to bottom pair calling $20 - $40 bets on the turn and river and seemed surprised to be beaten by top pair or better. It was like pullin a seat up to a money tree.God I love Vegas!
  7. Going to Vegas in a weekTreasure Island 18,19,20,21Morongo in Palm Springs 21,22,23Beverly Hills 23,24 (my wife wants to tour the stars homes)Back to Excalibur 24,25,26,27Most anticipated moment: meeting balloon guy at a cigar shop in Palm SpringsLooking for suggestions on softest tourney play and softest 1/2NL cash game playPS. Hey Balloon guy, is the food any good at the top of the tram?
  8. I went fishing once.....Just for the halibut
  9. MaxPipe

    Oj's Eleven

    I thought this vid was funny toohttp://www.superdeluxe.com/sd/contentDetai...27827A6D07EEDFE
  10. Sounds interesting. I am only 20 miles away. Is it every Wed rain or shine?
  11. I think I speak for no one here when I say "Glad to have you back"
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