digitalmonkey

:bubblesigh: I miss pokerstarben!

Mods...please lock this!

Not trying to sound smart...it's just me baby! But just the fact that you thought of it leads me to believe that YOU think I'm smart. :oops: Thanks!

wrto thinks the Beatles are horrible...and he likes the Doors....I think his opinion regarding music is irrelevant!

I only play a few low buy-in tourneys and some S&G's a week. I am usually able to haul in about $3.45 a week. I don't usually cash out and I don't report it either for tax purposes. The $3.45 is American!

From a Canadian perspective:It's like babysitting; the government would love for you to report your income so they can take their share, but you are not issued a T-4 so there is no record of your receiving any payment. Also, if you're foolish enough to report your winnings don't forget to claim expenses such as internet fees, hydro, etc.... It works both ways.As for the money being tracked or noticed as it is transferred to you...big deal. I can sell you my stereo for $4000 and you can pay me through Neteller...does this mean I have to pay taxes? Fush yo mang!

You talkin bout me? If so.....For the record, I did not say anyone was cute (Charlize Theron is as frickin hot as can be). If you read closely you will see that it says...Daniel is cute?

I thought this was when you bet or raise making sure that your opponent still has the pot odds to call you. Correct me please!

Not many are aware that Shakespeare used to play"Me doth think you foldeth too much," he was often heard to sayOpponents claimed, "He stinks."The reason being, methinks,He would give away his hand in a soliloquy

A girl from my old alma mataAlways claimed size does matterI had a big stackShe showed me her rackI whipped out my nuts and had at her

WooooOOOOoooooOOOOoooooOOOO....please pull over sir. Syllable police here. It seems "not too soon, Las Vegas" is 6 syllables. Not completely illegal so I'll let you off with a warning.

masters we've becomeat counting the syllableswill Daniel partake?anticipationfor a Smasharoo haikuit may happen soon

all my responsesmay take the form of haikushaving too much fun

poor sentence structuremessage was still understoodmigraine has begunnew pond means new fishfish are very enticingsharks like to eat fish

Daniel Negreanusuggestion for a nicknamehow about "The Force"

[Violent fits of laughter...convulsions...make it stop...]Too hard to name one, so I'll do top 5.1. Beatles - Revolver2. Beach Boys - Pet Sounds3. Radiohead - OK Computer4. Trane - Giant Steps5. Miles - censored BrewNot familiar with Trane, but since I like your first 3 I'll check it out...thanks.

You know what's an even funnier movie, Requiem for a dream, man that one is just friggin hilarious, especially if you found trainspotting funnyJust wondering...but did you find "So I Married An Axe Murderer" scary....I mean with all the murdering going on!

Everquest and Smashcurious minds do wonderare they connected?

Final table bios here.

Could we get shirts made up for the top ten posters at the end of each month? LOL

It all boils down to the fact that they don't know anything about odds and the 30% of the time they hit their flush is much more memorable than the 70% they don't.By the way, did you know...."42% of all statistics are made up" Steven Wright

Poker Haiku by Digital Monkey will be out Fall 2005!

What?!? I can't believe you didn't find Trainspotting funny. Sure the subject matter is serious and some of the scenes are a little disturbing, but...Spud's job interview while on speed?Spud's little breakfast mishap?The sex tape/soccer (er, excuse me, football) exchange?Great dark comedy! Irvine Welsh is a frickin genius!

LOL...Stereophonics - Performance and Cocktails is playing right now! Why is "c o c k t a i l s" censored?

Here's one for Daniel:Tunica tourneyblind structures are horribleadvantage to luck