Wizard_The_Alphabet_Elephant

Pokerstars updated their software about 3 weeks ago. Now you can resize tables, and even change themes! Too bad they don't have a "Mushu" theme! Oh well, if they did I could never peel myself out of that .25/.50 game to go to church/read Life magazine

Mods, will you please IP ban this guy? I didn't come here to read the ****ing "D" Word, okay? This is a poker forum, and we should stay on topic.

I bet Daniel will play it. Speaking of which, Daniel... I have some questions Do you play in the big game, and if so, is it a high stakes affair? What color of chips do you use, and what silly things does your dog do? If you had to choose, what would you watch: Chronicles of Narnia or Brokeback Mountain?

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Hold on just one minute, buster. I didn't join FCP to be demonized by your spiteful transgressions. I think you people are forgetting why you joined this forum: to discuss General Poker and have a blast helping eachother out and making friends. Now, call me old fashioned, but you can't put cake in a crocodile vagina and expect it to give you an electric toothbrush. Becoming a better person/poker player requires support, and that's what I expected upon joining this forum. Thank god I have my Bible group to fall back on, because otherwise I don't know if I could handle these senseless attac

Listen up, bucko. I didn't come here to call people names and start a big ruckus. I hope we can bury the hatchet and discuss poker. I don't believe Jesus would approve of this nonsensical habberdachery. Please say "Sorry", and I will find room in my heart to forgive you. You know what... it's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Daniel... I don't want you to feel responsible for this man eYank's unprovoked outburst. Granted, this is your forum, but you can't change a person. That person has to find it in their soul to change. "I believe that children are our future" -Wh

I hear they had a 50k HORSE event at the WSOP this year

There is a chimp in the WSOP.

giz this is forr dnaiel, quit ruineng my thred..

Danyil iz ossum, i h3ard he reb0t 48 timez. tHis f0rum is cool, becuz the peeple on hear r cool dani3l, i hav a cweschin: d0 you pl@y in the bigg gaymne? I luv your dog. When did u lose yer virginity if you have ? in cunclosuion, do yuo play in the bigg grayme? I herd you rebot 48 times. Did you no that a chimp iz playing the ws9p? whut's it lyke in the bigg gamey?

Wiz the Alphabet Elephant

I'll share something with you people about 2 hours before I get banned

Hello FCP. I am Wizard the Alphabet Elephant, the most famous poker forum user in America.

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