PokerZealot

son that blog is a joke. let me tell you something now Joe, dont sit with me, cause ive been known to stack people like you in a matter of seconds. you say that kids should get burger flipping jobs instead of playing poker? chyea right. keep playing so i can never work flipping burgers or making pizzas ever again. haha get a grip Joe.Joe ?Stack me in seconds ? I don't get stacked often but I do get pushed off hands sometimes. So what stakes do you play ? And why are you coming into a thread and wanting to take my money instead of making me a better player ? Sounds like you are playi

son that blog is a joke. let me tell you something now Joe, dont sit with me, cause ive been known to stack people like you in a matter of seconds. you say that kids should get burger flipping jobs instead of playing poker? chyea right. keep playing so i can never work flipping burgers or making pizzas ever again. haha get a grip Joe.

no one asked you, guy.awww, how cute, the person with 27 posts is trying to make fun of me. Looks like you need to look up the definition of the word "anyone." After that, you can look up the word "I have more posts than you therefore I am better than you," because that word is very relevant as well.Wanker.dont try to see me Joe. ive been know to pass out face slappings like free samples, chyea!you must be from Europe . Go take a shower.thats what i thought. now you have learned your lesson.

no one asked you, guy.awww, how cute, the person with 27 posts is trying to make fun of me. Looks like you need to look up the definition of the word "anyone." After that, you can look up the word "I have more posts than you therefore I am better than you," because that word is very relevant as well.Wanker.dont try to see me Joe. ive been know to pass out face slappings like free samples, chyea!

woa, you said a mouthfull

no one asked you, guy.

the library doesnt have a nice poker table Joeand the rest of your facts are also not true

*a heavy bass rap beat plays in the distance*(hey now, the Zealot is back. whats he up to this time?)well i took the last of the money i made at pizza hut and bought a poker table. i got it strait up for $300 and put it in my basement where im gonna run an illegal poker room and take rake. im going to do that some of the time and play online the restt of the time to make a living. to chrisen the new table i told my next door neighbor Jimmy to come over. he knows how to play becasue he watches poker on tv (i dont watch it on tv becuase i want to develope my own style) well i beat him heads up i

hey thats my word Joe

you dont want to play with me. i would stack you in a matter of seconds.

well now you tell me. hmm i cant go back to pizza hut. (even though i was the self proclaimed fastest pizza cook in the history of ther company) ill play poker part time and come up with money making schemes with the rest of my time. but im not gonna sell drugs dont worry

ladies and gentlemen (chyea!!!)the poker zealot has returned to drop science (HO!!!)i like poker so i quit my job (word!)now i make more money than bob i used to make pizzas and eat them too (chyea!)now respect my game or ill stack you (he'll take your whole stack son!!!)i am the poker zealot (the zealot of poker mofo!!!)i like poker a lot!!!chyea! chyea! chyea! chyea!man that was sweetthe guy in () is the background rapper

(hey man, that guy over there is talking about you)who? that guy?(chyea)alright ill handle this(oh damn, watch out now)hey guy, i aint in elementry school, i passed that spot with straight A's long time ago. save that food for your own thoughts.

i wouldve worked at Domino's but i dont like their pizza. and i ate a lot of pizza hut's pizza when i was on break or when i was working. ( i know its not good for you but i like it John!!!) thats a good salary though. i wouldnt quit poker though because i like it too much (thats why i chose the name PokerZealot) it sa fun way to make more than fascists companies like pizza hut!

At least you didn't lie....you took yourself out.well i did lie becuase he thought i was taking the trash out but really i just quit that spot and didnt work there anymore. but i try not to lie to much he just wasnt paying me more than my poker skill were.

hey Jeremy, i had a reason. i was taking out the trash!!!

im going to be making all my income off of poker starting next week, chyea!!ive decided that i can make more money off of my poker skills than my pizza skills so i quit my job at pizza hut. i was getting $6.50 an hour so i told my boss i was taking out the trash and i just left that spot for good.now im gonna make my living off of online poker. i already know i can make more than $7 an hour online so living expenses wont be a problem. any advic?ewish me luck!!! HOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!guess what greg, the queen wouldnt help you! that would boat him up, give him the full bag. that beats your rivered straight. another case solved, chyea!!!

yo, sign me up to be a moderator, and do it right!

No, that rapping dude was lamerI bet he was a gamerOh no, now I'm fucking rappingAnd now I go a napping.what is that a hiku? that isnt rap my freind. and the last guy that called me lame lost his face.(is that true?)chyea it is mofo!!!(damn, this guy is crazy.)just keep that in mind, guy

i agree, the general forums do rule!!!

and another thingif people keep talking nonsensei might be about to maybe start taking names chyea!!!(do they want that to happen?)NO they dont son!(chyea)

PokerZealot admits he joined for the benefitsI don't think that's coolVeteran members should get the creditNot some silly rapping foolIts your first post on the siteYou thought your poem would bring us delightMaybe you were a lurker, but you should have stayed goneCause this post is the saddest of tonightIf your really in this to helpThen I wish you best of luckBut don't just come to steal DN's giftsCause in that case you'd just be a Fu#*Eh... welcome to the site. now you can flame on me guess what joe, im a charter member, and you can cry yourself to sleep about it

i bet on sports sometime!s, but only for $5 with my freind.