Roll the Bones 74 Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 The OP from an athiest humor posted these, thought we could add some more (or even some, You might be an athiest if....)If you replaced your pacifier with the Bible, you might be a Christian.If you think Fox News is balanced journalism, you might be a Christian.I you have seen His holy likeness in a potato chip...If you offer to pray for a friend rather than actually helping em...If you would rather your children live in guilt and shame because they are human...If you respect someone with the nacissistic need to be worshiped...If you've thought "Well that makes a lot of sense" while listening to Rush... Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 Proof once again that evolution isn't real.No matter much time you guys have, you never seem to grow a sense of humor. Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 The humor in that post definitely does not exist. Link to post Share on other sites
Skeleton Jelly 2 Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 The humor in that post definitely does not exist.Shocking, considering it's such a tried and true format. Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 If you think a single religion being false gives you any strength in your argument that a different religion is also false, you might be an atheist.If you hold that survival of the fittest is a foundational underpinning of evolution, yet abhor it when practiced by humans, you might be an atheist.If you want to file a lawsuit because some city council puts up a nativity scene and then take off Christmas day, you might be an atheist. Link to post Share on other sites
BaseJester 1 Posted October 11, 2010 Share Posted October 11, 2010 If you think a single religion being false gives you any strength in your argument that a different religion is also false, you might be an atheist.If you hold that survival of the fittest is a foundational underpinning of evolution, yet abhor it when practiced by humans, you might be an atheist.It's a comfort to me that, in the event that you are somehow absolutely correct and I am absolutely wrong, I get to go to hell where you aren't. Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 It's a comfort to me that, in the event that you are somehow absolutely correct and I am absolutely wrong, I get to go to hell where you aren't.1. That is a poorly thought out success result.2. I do enjoy that you take this position in a thread started by someone on your side trying to mock my side, and you have nothing negative to say to them, but you wait until I respond in kind and then you find a voice to dislike the content. This is your MO btw3. I hope you don't go to hell whether I am right or wrong. Link to post Share on other sites
BaseJester 1 Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 2. I do enjoy that you take this position in a thread started by someone on your side trying to mock my side, and you have nothing negative to say to them, but you wait until I respond in kind and then you find a voice to dislike the content. This is your MO btwI don't enjoy how you post nonsensical garbage, which may or may not be your position and for which you can't be held accountable. Link to post Share on other sites
BaseJester 1 Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 3. I hope you don't go to hell whether I am right or wrong.That's nice. Thank you. Link to post Share on other sites
BaseJester 1 Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 If you offer to pray for a friend rather than actually helping em...I don't think this is an accurate criticism of Christianity as a whole, which does a lot of charity. Link to post Share on other sites
SweetDee 0 Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 I don't think this is an accurate criticism of Christianity as a whole, which does a lot of charity.Accuracy doesn't seem to take top billing on in this area of the site. Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 Accuracy doesn't seem to take top billing on in this area of the site.Thats why we call it the religion forum. Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 I don't enjoy how you post nonsensical garbage, which may or may not be your position and for which you can't be held accountable.It is the internet... Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 Thats why we call it the religion forum.Amateurs built the Ark, professionals built the Titanic. Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 Amateurs built the Ark, professionals built the Titanic.amateurs built this one too Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 Professionals: Link to post Share on other sites
Roll the Bones 74 Posted October 12, 2010 Author Share Posted October 12, 2010 Amateurs built the Ark, professionals built the Titanic.If you think a wooden boat built by a Bronze-age drunk can hold 100 million species and all their food for 80 days...If you think God doesn't want you to buy beer until noon on Sundays... Link to post Share on other sites
Roll the Bones 74 Posted October 12, 2010 Author Share Posted October 12, 2010 I don't think this is an accurate criticism of Christianity as a whole, which does a lot of charity.I am going to go to a Jeff Foxworthy show and yell, "That's not accurate!" and feel awesome doing it. Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 If you think a wooden boat built by a Bronze-age drunk can hold 100 million species and all their food for 80 days...2 of every 100 million species...If you think God doesn't want you to buy beer until noon on Sundays...Because you drink at 8 AM?? Link to post Share on other sites
BaseJester 1 Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 2 of every 100 million species...Or maybe 7. Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 Or maybe 7.That would explain what the other ones ate for forty days... Link to post Share on other sites
Roll the Bones 74 Posted October 12, 2010 Author Share Posted October 12, 2010 If you think God was responsible for helping your team win. Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 If you think you had something to do with being intelligent... Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 If you think you had something to do with being intelligent...That doesn't even make sense. I had absolutely nothing to do with my being born with the ability to become intelligent. Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 If you think that the billions of followers of other religions are blatantly wrong, are mistaken, are even delusional even in their beliefs, and you acknowledge that the reason they believe in their false religion is because it's how they were raised and how they grew up in their specific culture, but at the same time you hold that your specific religious beliefs are unequivocally, historically true despite the fact that you came to them by the very same cultural means that 'false' believers have come to theirs, and yet you don't question why you believe those things or whether or not you could be just as 'delusional' as 80-90% of the rest of the world, you might be a Christian. Link to post Share on other sites
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