HangukMiguk 8 Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 dear hang...what does this mean to you? is this the meaning of life?Dear Chris,Funny you should mention this, because I was just pondering that this morning.While I initially thought the author was trying to point toward the meaning of life, I think this is what he was trying to convey with this comic:Having sex with Dolphins is not only possible, but practiced by many. In fact, I've read that dolphins enjoy it quite a bit. I wouldn't want to do it though. I just don't think dolphins are attractive. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Dear Chris,Funny you should mention this, because I was just pondering that this morning.While I initially thought the author was trying to point toward the meaning of life, I think this is what he was trying to convey with this comic:Having sex with Dolphins is not only possible, but practiced by many. In fact, I've read that dolphins enjoy it quite a bit. I wouldn't want to do it though. I just don't think dolphins are attractive.omgtyim glad you are here with us Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Dear Hang,If I'm up $200 for the year in roughly 20 tourneys entered, and down $250 in a goldstar's worth of cash game play, should I stick to tournaments?Sincerely,Cappy. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 I just don't think dolphins are attractive.How about this dolphin?Or this one? Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Dear Hang,Can you spend 10 minutes reading this without going back to the old school avatar?Thank you,Cappy. Link to post Share on other sites
Figger 0 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Dear Hang,I feel the need to fart, but am afraid that I might shit myself, as this has happened many times in the past. Do you think it's prudent to waste all that time and energy walking to the bathroom, pulling my shorts down and sitting on the toilet, when it could just be a false alarm?I eagerly await your response because I have to make a decision very, very soon. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 Dear Hang,If I'm up $200 for the year in roughly 20 tourneys entered, and down $250 in a goldstar's worth of cash game play, should I stick to tournaments?Sincerely,Cappy.Dear Cappy,Duh?How about this dolphin?Or this one?Dear Fryer,1st one: No way2nd one: I'd sack it.Dear Hang,Can you spend 10 minutes reading this without going back to the old school avatar?Thank you,Cappy.Hello again, Cappy,I think if were going to do another Ultimate Warrior avatar, it would have to be one with more depth than the original. Like him mercilessly having his way with a camel. Or something. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Dolphin Fucking FTW.oh wait I'm supposed to ask a question.What hole do the dolphins prefer you to use? Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 Dear Hang,I feel the need to fart, but am afraid that I might shit myself, as this has happened many times in the past. Do you think it's prudent to waste all that time and energy walking to the bathroom, pulling my shorts down and sitting on the toilet, when it could just be a false alarm?I eagerly await your response because I have to make a decision very, very soon.Dear Figger,I'm so glad you bring this up, because I was in this quandry all of yesterday. The stomach flu sucks.I digress. While I find it pertinent to use the bathroom no matter what, it's a matter of choice/laziness. Besides, going to the bathroom for a fart is never fun.To ruin the chances of farting only in the bathroom, might I suggest these possible alternatives to going to the bathroom in this moment:1) Wear adult diapers. I have a list of popular brands.2) Get a bedpan.3) HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR4) If none of these options are viable, invite a friend over and introduce them to scat porn firsthand.Hope this helps! Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 Dolphin Fucking FTW.oh wait I'm supposed to ask a question.What hole do the dolphins prefer you to use?Dear Guapo,The five hole. Quote that. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Dear Guapo,The five hole. Quote that.You're assuming I understand Hockey Speak. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 You're assuming I understand Hockey Speak.No, I'm assuming you understand dolphinsecks speak. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 No, I'm assuming you understand dolphinsecks speak.Ohhhhh that 5 hole. Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Dear Hang, while we're on the topic of farts, this weekend I mercilessly let one rip during pictures for which I was the best man of a wedding. It was rotten, and cleared out everyone, including the photographer. Should I be embarassed? Or should I embrace this for the hilarity that it was? Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 Dear Hang, while we're on the topic of farts, this weekend I mercilessly let one rip during pictures for which I was the best man of a wedding. It was rotten, and cleared out everyone, including the photographer. Should I be embarassed? Or should I embrace this for the hilarity that it was?Dear Troy,I think you should do a re-enactment, and put it on Youtube.This nothing to be embarrassed about. You are just preparing the lovely couple for the bounds of matrimony. If they can't handle someone farting at their wedding, they're pussies and shouldn't get married to each other.If the wedding was called off, you did a great civil service, and virgins shall be offered up to you.If the wedding wasn't called off, then obviously they are supposed to be together, and virgins shall still be offered up to you.Either way, you win. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Dear Ren,Here's the first rendition. I might do another because I myself am not happy with it, but you might like it and I might not have to.I it!I'm also rather fond of this thread in general. Great answers so far. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 I it!I'm also rather fond of this thread in general. Great answers so far.Thanks, I do aim to please.By please, I mean, start off strong and disappoint in the end game. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Thanks, I do aim to please.By please, I mean, start off strong and disappoint in the end game.HAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 HAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!Damn, all of a sudden I'm rock hard again.Carry on. Link to post Share on other sites
Jadaki 0 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Hang, hows it hanging? Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 Hang, hows it hanging?Jadaki,Is it supposed to hang?I'll check, and get back with you on that.*Few minutes later*It appears to hang to the right. Link to post Share on other sites
Figger 0 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Dear Hang,Thanks for the great advice. I think I'll go with option 1 while at work and option 4 when at home.And I don't want to seem greedy, but another problem has just arisen.It appears I have a 2nd penis growing from my testicular region. Do you think I should seek medical attention or try-out for Brad's Porn Star of the Day Thread? Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 Dear Hang,Thanks for the great advice. I think I'll go with option 1 while at work and option 4 when at home.And I don't want to seem greedy, but another problem has just arisen.It appears I have a 2nd penis growing from my testicular region. Do you think I should seek medical attention or try-out for Brad's Porn Star of the Day Thread?Dear Figger,There is no need to feel greedy, but I do take donations in Paypal.Your problem, as bizarre as it may sound, is a common medical issue known as Erikrylandosis, and it effects .1% of the population.Do not worry, here are some simple steps on how to deal with Erikrylandosis:1) Make sure you have a fully stocked shemale vids folder on your Desktop.2) Call Ripley's Believe It Or Not.3) Find horny twins on Craigslist.4) Host a torrent of the video that results from #3.5) HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR6) Change your name to Jacques.7) Start a condom company and make millions.8) Retire, buy a Columbian coffee company, and bring the twins from #3 with you.9) Supersoak those hoes.That should help you. Feel free to let me know if I need to elaborate on any of these steps (Especially #6). Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Dear Hang,Thanks for the great advice. I think I'll go with option 1 while at work and option 4 when at home.And I don't want to seem greedy, but another problem has just arisen.It appears I have a 2nd penis growing from my testicular region. Do you think I should seek medical attention or try-out for Brad's Porn Star of the Day Thread?Are you a dog?If you are, I'd like to ask if you're now happier than a dog with 2 peckers. Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Dear Hang:Recently while masturbating, a picture of Justin Timberlake was randomly mixxed in with my usual assortment of asian(female) pornography. I didn't miss a beat and as a matter of fact, I yanked 1 off in record time. Am I gay ?P.S. Homp !! Link to post Share on other sites
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