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Because when they stay out all night and come straggeling in at 7 am you can be pretty sure they were at work all night
QFMFT.there's no doubt when i come home at 3:00 saturday afternoon that i've been up all night gambling.
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Why are poker players good dates? Here's the top 10!10. Because two queens will always look up your big A9. Because poker players never mind when you bring home the pot8. Because you'll always get a raise from their 697. Because poker players hold their big stack until they see a big pair6. Because they always call after you go all in5. Because they believe in Jesus and won't go to Helmuth4. Because you always Nguyen when they plant the Seed3. Because they'll be your biggest Phan when you turn into Moneymaker2. Because they'll always take a Chip off the old Blochand the number one reason to date a poker player....Because it's on the only way you can be a "Kid Poker" and not get arrested for child abuse

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