FCP Bob 1,312 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Here's my roster for this season in the AHL. I would have to be the early favourite to repeat as champion.I'll be bringing Matt Carle and Ryan Whitney up from my farm.Good luck playing for second everybody.THE BIG M'S PLAYER NHL YRS SAL 07-08 08-09 09-10 10-11 ACT DEF ADRIAN AUCOIN CHI 3 $2.75 $2.75 $2.75 $2.75 --- FRANCOIS BEAUCHEMIN ANA fa $0.50 --- --- --- --- MARC-ANDRE BERGERON EDM 4 $1.50 $1.75 $2.00 $2.25 $2.50 JAY BOUWMEESTER FLA 3 $0.75 $0.75 $0.75 $0.75 --- JAMIE HEWARD WSH fa $0.25 --- --- --- --- JOHN-MICHAEL LILES COL 4 $1.25 $1.50 $1.75 $2.00 $2.25 ANDREI MARKOV MTL 2 $2.50 $2.50 $2.50 --- --- DENNIS SEIDENBERG PHX fa $0.25 --- --- --- --- LUBOMIR VISNOVSKY LA fa $0.50 --- --- --- --- ACT FOR PAVOL DEMITRA MIN 3 $4.00 $4.50 $5.00 $5.50 --- CHRIS DRURY BUF 4 $2.50 $2.50 $2.50 $2.50 $2.50 MARION GABORIK MIN 1 $1.25 $1.25 --- --- --- SCOTT GOMEZ NJ 4 $3.00 $3.00 $3.00 $3.00 $3.00 SCOTT HARTNELL NSH fa $0.50 --- --- --- --- NATHAN HORTON FLA 4 $3.75 $3.75 $3.75 $3.75 $3.75 RYAN KESLER VAN fa $0.50 --- --- --- --- VINCENT LECAVALIER TAM 4 $2.50 $2.50 $2.50 $2.50 $2.50 JEFF ONEILL TOR fa $1.00 --- --- --- --- ALEXANDER OVECHKIN WSH 4 $5.00 $6.00 $7.25 $8.75 $10.25 JEFF PLATT CBJ fa $0.25 --- --- --- --- TEEMU SELANNE ANA fa $12.75 --- --- --- --- JASON SPEZZA OTT 3 $3.50 $4.00 $4.50 $5.00 --- HENRIK ZETTERBERG DET 3 $0.50 $0.50 $0.50 $0.50 --- ACT GOAL GOALIES-B DALLAS DAL fa $4.25 --- --- --- --- GOALIES-B MINNESOTA MIN fa $4.00 --- --- --- --- NO GOALIES fa --- --- --- --- --- GOALIES-A OTTAWA OTT 1 $5.50 $6.75 --- --- --- FARM DEF MATHIEU CARLE MTL ml $0.50 --- --- --- --- MATT CARLE SJ ml $0.25 --- --- --- --- CARLO COLAIACOVO TOR ml $0.50 --- --- --- --- MIKE GREEN WSH ml $0.25 --- --- --- --- KIRO KOLTSOV VAN ml $0.50 --- --- --- --- RYAN WHITNEY PIT ml $1.50 --- --- --- --- FARM FOR DANIEL BERTRAM CHI ml $3.00 --- --- --- --- ALEX BOURRET ATL ml $0.50 --- --- --- --- MATT DUCHENE JR. ml $3.00 --- --- --- --- ANGELO ESPIZITO JR ml $3.00 --- --- --- --- CLAUDE GIROUX PHI ml $1.50 --- --- --- --- MARTIN HANZEL PHX ml $1.50 --- --- --- --- JOSH HENNASSY OTT ml $0.25 --- --- --- --- ANDY HILBERT NYI ml $1.50 --- --- --- --- VOJKECH POLAK DAL ml $0.25 --- --- --- --- DEVIN SETOGUCHI SJ ml $1.00 --- --- --- --- JEFF TAMBELLINI NYI ml $1.50 --- --- --- --- JONATHAN TOEWS JR ml $3.00 --- --- --- --- ALEXNADER VASNOV JR. ml $3.00 --- --- --- --- PETER VRANA NJ ml $1.00 --- --- --- --- RES FOR PETR TENKRAT BOS fa $0.50 --- --- --- --- Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 I reported your post to admin! Link to post Share on other sites
Governator 54 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 ... mods.. lock it up! Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Zetterberg at $0.50 for 4 years is highly offensive. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Brag post...That's an unbelievable roster for this format, nh sir. Link to post Share on other sites
rinswun 6 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 i smell a dynasty Link to post Share on other sites
TorontosOwn 0 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 i smell a dynastyScott Gomez wont have a great season and Jeff O'Neill is washed up..IMHOotherwise a stellar line-up, esp. forwards... Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 It will take me years to make up for the incompetence of some previous owners in allowing Bob to put this team together.Bob: You take Matt Carle in the 5th round for me and I'll give you $0.25.Incompetent Owner #1: Okay, that's sounds like a sweet deal. Carle is yours.-----------------------------------------Bob: I'll give you $0.25 if you pick John-Michael Liles for me in the 5th.Incompetent Owner #2: Sure, no problem. Sounds like a serial killer anyway. Link to post Share on other sites
rinswun 6 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Scott Gomez wont have a great season and Jeff O'Neill is washed up..IMHOotherwise a stellar line-up, esp. forwards...O'Neill i agree with but why do you think Gomez wont have a great season? He'll have Elias back for a whole season, which should add 20 assists to last years totals and he's a UFA at the end of the season, so he'll be looking for a big year to secure a big contract. i see him doing at least as well as last year, perhaps with a goal scoring drop off but a rise in assists. Link to post Share on other sites
TorontosOwn 0 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 O'Neill i agree with but why do you think Gomez wont have a great season? He'll have Elias back for a whole season, which should add 20 assists to last years totals and he's a UFA at the end of the season, so he'll be looking for a big year to secure a big contract. i see him doing at least as well as last year, perhaps with a goal scoring drop off but a rise in assists.thats a good assessment of the possible situation, i dont think Elias will stay healthy all year. Again, IMO, I dont think NJ has direction, most players have won their cup, and are now just looking for $$$, esp. with the veterans they have... Link to post Share on other sites
gruven 530 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Acting under secret orders from an unnamed new owner in the league with a GOTHIC bankroll, and another unnamed owner from Vegas who is known in the Leaf dressing room as 'Poodle', I did my very best to sabotage the Big 'M's roster by plying their offensive and defensive stars with alchohol. Sadly, it doesn't appear to have been successful. And you two guys owe me $2,457.32 for alcohol... I have photo evidence..... Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Acting under secret orders from an unnamed new owner in the league with a GOTHIC bankroll, and another unnamed owner from Vegas who is known in the Leaf dressing room as 'Poodle', I did my very best to sabotage the Big 'M's roster by plying their offensive and defensive stars with alchohol. Sadly, it doesn't appear to have been successful. And you two guys owe me $2,457.32 for alcohol... I have photo evidence.....speaking of, i've heard from two independent sources that women received herpes after having sex with Jason Spezza. What is your opinion on this?Not that it really matters, but us Leafs fans are getting desparate. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 I have photo evidence.....Ovechkin and ???The blonde on the left is cute as hell...I should have worked on my slapshot more as a kid. Link to post Share on other sites
gruven 530 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Ovechkin and ???The blonde on the left is cute as hell...I should have worked on my slapshot more as a kid. Andrei Markov. And I'll sell you her number for half the bar tab..... speaking of, i've heard from two independent sources that women received herpes after having sex with Jason Spezza. What is your opinion on this?Not that it really matters, but us Leafs fans are getting desparate. Never heard anything like it, but my opinion would be:Jason Spezza w/ herpes= 40 goalsJason Spezza w/o herpes=40 goals Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Andrei Markov. And I'll sell you her number for half the bar tab..... Thanks, but I can get hung up on by party girls without spending $1200... Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Ovechkin and ???The blonde on the left is cute as hell...I should have worked on my slapshot more as a kid.take a second look at her. friggin fantastic rack she's got on her. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 take a second look at her. friggin fantastic rack she's got on her.More like a very expensive bra, but she's an attractive girl, no two ways about it. Link to post Share on other sites
nell789 0 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 take a second look at her. friggin fantastic rack she's got on her.AO's looking buff...I mean, uh...girls are good.yeah, that's it. Link to post Share on other sites
7s7c 0 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 O'Neill i agree with but why do you think Gomez wont have a great season? He'll have Elias back for a whole season, which should add 20 assists to last years totals and he's a UFA at the end of the season, so he'll be looking for a big year to secure a big contract. i see him doing at least as well as last year, perhaps with a goal scoring drop off but a rise in assists.+1 Link to post Share on other sites
FCP Bob 1,312 Posted October 3, 2006 Author Share Posted October 3, 2006 It will take me years to make up for the incompetence of some previous owners in allowing Bob to put this team together.Bob: You take Matt Carle in the 5th round for me and I'll give you $0.25.Incompetent Owner #1: Okay, that's sounds like a sweet deal. Carle is yours.-----------------------------------------Bob: I'll give you $0.25 if you pick John-Michael Liles for me in the 5th.Incompetent Owner #2: Sure, no problem. Sounds like a serial killer anyway.Is it my fault that when I drafted them nobody else in the pool thought that they were worth anything ?When I drafted Zetterberg in the 5th round it was with my own pick. Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Is it my fault that when I drafted them nobody else in the pool thought that they were worth anything ?When I drafted Zetterberg in the 5th round it was with my own pick.Nope, not your fault. It's Ser...I mean Incompetent Owners #1 and #2's fault. Link to post Share on other sites
serge 904 Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 i smell a dynastyYou are so right as usual. Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 speaking of, i've heard from two independent sources that women received herpes after having sex with Jason Spezza. What is your opinion on this?Not that it really matters, but us Leafs fans are getting desparate.Some quality posting in this thread. Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 Some quality posting in this thread.What a shock that Danny and I regressed to beer, boobs and sports in this thread.I've been posting here a long time. Link to post Share on other sites
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