Is It Gay To Go Down On Yourself?

[CrackofmyACE 1]

I say you're only queer if ya grab your own ears!

[HangukMiguk 8]

fold preflop

[kers2 0]

I ask myself that every day before I do it. After I finish, there's no doubtYes

[RhinestoneCowboy 2]

I ask myself that every day before I do it. After I finish, there's no doubtYes

But it's not gay when I do it??? Two timing whore[/re]

[ricker 0]

not only is it not gay, I've spent most of my life trying...

[CrackofmyACE 1]

I was on the golf course with a bunch of hilarious older guys last week and we were takin leaks over by one of the teeboxes in the woods (no this isn't going where you think it is) and this conversation came out of nowhere....Guy 1: "hey you guys think its gay to suck your own ****?"Guy 2: "nah... I tried it before...when you finish it tastes like boogers"Me: :::gagging in disgust while hysterically laughing and almost peeing on myself in the process:::Guy 3: (hadn't said a word in an hour...real silent Bob type) "nah its only gay if you grab your own ears while you're doing it"Everyone: hysterical laughterhad to be there

[BigDMcGee 3,352]

If going down on yourself is gay, consider me Miles Davis.

[Dirtydutch 8]

If you're able to do such a thing, I would think it gay NOT to go down on yourself.

[ricker 0]

If going down on yourself is gay, consider me Miles Davis.

waaaaaaaaaait a second..........

[CrackofmyACE 1]

If going down on yourself is gay, consider me Freddy Mercury.

FYP

[renaedawn 1]

I'm not sure what I expected but I'm pretty sure whatever it was, this thread delivered.And it tasted like boogers.

[kers2 0]

If going down on yourself is gay, consider me Prahlad Friedman.

Duh

[Gooser 0]

wewt+1 for removing my lower 2 ribs

[CrackofmyACE 1]

And it tasted like boogers.

annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndd now im grossed out

[showstopper24 0]

um...yes. thats it

[Dirtydutch 8]

When I was 15 I was sitting in Bio class, and the teacher explained that semen is primarily made up of sugar. One girl, confused, raised her hand and ask, "if that's true, why does it taste so salty?" I laughed for hours.

[renaedawn 1]

annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndd now im grossed out

Whaaaaaat???? Your golfing buddy told me.

[CrackofmyACE 1]

When I was 15 I was sitting in Bio class, and the teacher explained that semen is primarily made up of sugar. One girl, confused, raised her hand and ask, "if that's true, why does it taste so salty?" I laughed for hours.

....and while you were laughing... i was passing her a note with instructions to meet me in the lower east wing stairwell halfway through next class period

[BigDMcGee 3,352]

When I was 15 I was sitting in Bio class, and the teacher explained that semen is primarily made up of sugar. One girl, confused, raised her hand and ask, "if that's true, why does it taste so salty?" I laughed for hours.

hahahahaahaha

[CrackofmyACE 1]

Whaaaaaat???? Your golfing buddy told me.

mmmm hmmmmmm(and thats mmm hmm like "ya sure" not mmm hmmm like "YUM YUM")ok now i grossed myself out

[kers2 0]

....and while you were laughing... i was passing her a note with instructions to meet me in the lower east wing stairwell halfway through next class periodShe never did though, she passed me a note that said "I only fuck Asian wannabe rappers"

FYP

[Dirtydutch 8]

FYP

Man, I wish such a girl were out there... I'd be so unpleasent that she could NEVER hurt me!

[BigDMcGee 3,352]

Man, I wish such a girl were out there... I'd be so unpleasent that she could NEVER hurt me!

You expect too much out of women, Dutch...Guinevere, Dagny Taggart and Natalie Portman don't exsist.. they are just myths.

[Dirtydutch 8]

You expect too much out of women, Dutch...Guinevere, Dagny Taggart and Natalie Portman don't exsist.. they are just myths.

Dangy Taggart is a cunt. I'd eat a bullet before dating her, no matter how right she is.(Dagny = Rand, Rand = Dagny.)My issues are half comically exaggerated, half beyond advice regular people can give.

[mrdannyg 274]

When I was 15 I was sitting in Bio class, and the teacher explained that semen is primarily made up of sugar. One girl, confused, raised her hand and ask, "if that's true, why does it taste so salty?" I laughed for hours.

that is amazing.