LONEWOLF 0 Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Just off of asking for a book from you, I must tell you what happened to me on Stars yesterday. I was playing in a 15$ tourney, when I was beat out of a hand. I thought I played the hand very sloppily as I just wasn't motivated to play (of course that changed after the following) today. So, everyone knows, well atleast there is an unspoken aknowledgement, that you (Daniel N) have started a whole new phenomenon in poker. The way we discuss poker, and specifically the way we discuss hands. Before you, everyone felt this was taboo, as it gives away too much. Now, myself and tons of others feel like we too have the need to do such things. Well, in a forum that is fine, but back to the hand in question. So this guy beats me out of a hand and I give the obligatory, yet fained...NH. Instead of responding the with obligatory and condescending TY, he proceeds to turn into a...DANIELITE! This DANIELITE not only starts from the pre-flop action, he goes through the hand in its entirety. Letting me know of every minute detail that was running through his medulla. Some of the other crusaders sitting at the table made vast attempts in stopping this DANIELITE, but he would not falter. He threw every thing at me that he had in his NEGREARSENAL. Midway through his attack, he used the line "now I just knew he was..." and to finish me off, he ended his attack with "what a sicko!" The DANIELITE went on to be heads up with me, and I was shocked when a gliche shown through. The DANIELITE, breaking from his chatter, asked me if I wanted to chop? So I, in the only way I knew how, stated "Absolutely Not, I have a no-chop policy". After going on to beat this DANIELITE, I realized something...I have become a DANIELITE.L* Link to post Share on other sites
Sidrat 0 Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 I hope to see the terms used in the above post widely circulated around poker tables for years to come.Just what is the average lifespan of a proffesional poker player anyway? Link to post Share on other sites
Metaphysician 0 Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 I have officially added Negrearsenal to my vocabulary. Bless you, sir. Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 What's your favorite weapon in the Negrearsenal? Mine is the AK Link to post Share on other sites
Bigkspec 0 Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 3-5 Spades Link to post Share on other sites
LONEWOLF 0 Posted December 15, 2004 Author Share Posted December 15, 2004 7 T I have literally destroyed the will of others with this particular hand. L* Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Did everyone miss the joke of that question? lol.... Negrearsenal --AK (ak-47) Get it? Anyway... in reality... I don't like AK that much... I'll definitely take it, but it always seems to miss when I need to hit something big. Link to post Share on other sites
theKAbag 0 Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 how about 45 Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 how about 45That's the spirit! Or even 46, Incase someone pulls out the 3-5-7... you are still good! Link to post Share on other sites
MSR 0 Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 I don't worry too much about arms, I just let the K9 unit take care of trouble. (booooooooo get me off the stage) Link to post Share on other sites
SoCalRider 0 Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 7 9 suited Link to post Share on other sites
LONEWOLF 0 Posted December 16, 2004 Author Share Posted December 16, 2004 under the ID PUNNISHER, just raised with K5 suited spades. Ended up filling up. Link to post Share on other sites
Sidrat 0 Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 The K9 Unit.Boooo. Bad pun alert, bad pub alert. and I should know, check out my name you closet sci fi fan! Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 I don't worry too much about arms, I just let the K9 unit take care of trouble. (booooooooo get me off the stage)LOL! That's what I'm lookin for! Nice! Link to post Share on other sites
J5 0 Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 I'll stick with my 22... Link to post Share on other sites
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