Shimmering Wang 1 Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 Alright, I'm too lazy to call up my real friends and ask them to answer definitively, and I'm a creature which demands instant satiation of his needs.So.You guys.On a scale of 1-10, how funny is the phrase that ends the following paragraph? As a reference, "10" is "The male synchronized swimming skit from SNL" and "1" "The story KDawg tells about what his uncle did to him when he was young, but not as disturbing." Also, I understand it's impossible for a phrase or random combination of words to be as funny as a skit/movie/story, etc, but try to evaluate this in a fashion that allows for the funniest phrases of all time to score a perfect 10.Thanks in advance.Definition/Usage- "In an impermanent universe, where the only constant is inconstancy, take comfort, world. Change will the seasons, but there is one man, a rock to which to tether your callow hopes and tomfool dreams. Gaze upon Him, surrounded in all his glory by debaucherous tramps, indiscriminate hartlots, and unbelieveable whores of the first order; bask in his glow and you shall know His peace, The Coldcocked King of Sluts."Remember, take the phrase in a vaccuum. "Coldcocked King of Sluts." Nothing else. If you think the definition is stupid (which it is), it doesn't matter. You still have to score it high if you think the phrase is funny.Wang Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 7.2 Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 I'm not sure where "Meh" falls on your ranking scale, but it's not your best work Wang. Link to post Share on other sites
lvpro 0 Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 3.8Sorry, just wasn't feeling it. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 I give the phrase an overall 6, but I do like the way it sounds. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 As a phrase uttered spontaneously in the correct context it is hilarious. As a premeditated, thought out phrase....meh. Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 6.5 Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 As a phrase uttered spontaneously in the correct context it is hilarious. As a premeditated, thought out phrase....meh.I agree. If you just called someone that out of the blue, it would be great. I think the preceding definition kind of stifled it a bit.I never put this much analysis into my college finals. Wow. Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 4It just doesnt flow. Coldcocked king of sluts. Too much alliteration, not enough flow or bang for your buck.Always remember short and sweet and to the point Link to post Share on other sites
ol'number7 0 Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 5.7 Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 I agree. If you just called someone that out of the blue, it would be great. I think the preceding definition kind of stifled it a bit.I never put this much analysis into my college finals. Wow.Finals? Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted February 24, 2006 Author Share Posted February 24, 2006 Sorry, guys, I didn't mean to imply that this phrase was of my own creation.A friend of mine made the unqualified drunken declaration that he was the unchallenged cold-cocked king of sluts.3 people shrugged, and me and 3 others laughed very hard, and decided it was probably a top 100 funny phrase of all time.I guess we lose the argument, then.Wang Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 2 points. 1. It was out of the blue2. You were drunkBoth of those help your cause.No way did I come up with this, but does anyone appreciate the angered phrase "I'm gonna **** start your face"?? Link to post Share on other sites
Hobbes 1 Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 2 points. 1. It was out of the blue2. You were drunkBoth of those help your cause.Randomness is funny.I give it a 4.9. Link to post Share on other sites
bigkg 0 Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 0.3Sorry Wang.You still rock. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 "I'm gonna **** start your face"??That phrase is beautiful.It means nothing.And yet, it means everything. Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 You should have called TBSI'm not a fan. Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Sorry, guys, I didn't mean to imply that this phrase was of my own creation.A friend of mine made the unqualified drunken declaration that he was the unchallenged cold-cocked king of sluts.3 people shrugged, and me and 3 others laughed very hard, and decided it was probably a top 100 funny phrase of all time.I guess we lose the argument, then.WangThis should be your original post, not that rambling usage BS Link to post Share on other sites
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