dms26 3 Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 That requires income, which as of right now I have none.not if you would have stayed in Fresno and gotten the lifetime deal Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 At my old job, i worked in a dept with all women. there was 3 women and me. we had cubes in a square. so they all had pics of their husbands, guys and stuff. At my old bar, we had lingerie night. A chick would come in and "model" 3 or 4 outfits, sell raffle tickets for a buck and the winner of each round could take the outfit or a t-shirt.So one night i won and they didn't have a t-shirt to fit me. So i took the outfit and hung it on my cube wall at work.When the chicks came in, i got the "Take that down, that's offensive!" i fired back with, "I'll take it down when ya'll take down all those guy pics in your cubes that are offensive!Needless to say i won, and i was quite the cult hero in the company! People used to come down to see the "guy that fought the girls and won!"they never knew what hit 'em! Hahahahaha..that's awesome. I'm the only dude in the office, but, all four of the chicks are pretty cool. It's a really relaxed environment. They were sitting there talking over me about one night stands today. "Hey, Steph, did you ever call that guy you went home with on Friday?" "No, I'm dating like a dude from now on..""Hahaha..that's so awesome, I'm so happy for you."Me: "..."And on that note, I'm off to go to a bar wearing goggles and a cowboy hat and crying in front of girls to get them to do me.I heart you. Link to post Share on other sites
lvpro 0 Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 All I'm saying, is Wu Tang ain't nothin' to fuck with.Of course not. I wouldn't fuck with a clan that's straight from the motherfuckin' slum that's busted, and I'm glad you feel the same way. Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 When the chicks came in, i got the "Take that down, that's offensive!" i fired back with, "I'll take it down when ya'll take down all those guy pics in your cubes that are offensive! Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Of course not. I wouldn't fuck with a clan that's straight from the motherfuckin' slum that's busted, and I'm glad you feel the same way.So, you're familiar with them? Link to post Share on other sites
lvpro 0 Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 No complaints. Still haven't officially set up an interview with the company in Denver, so I'll be much happier if/when I get that done. Waiting for a callback from a voicemail I left yesterday. Turns out days are boring as fuck when you don't have a job.Hurry the fuck up, my fingers are starting to hurt. Link to post Share on other sites
lvpro 0 Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Or a skank willing to buy you drinks for your company. Watch The Pickup Artist on VH1.I watched part of the marathon last night, and we recorded the final episode. Great stuff. The fat kid with terrible hair (Joe, I believe) is from my hood. Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 I'm really embarassed that I just listened to the enitre song, "Sick Cycle Carousel" by Lifehouse. I'm really sad that I might have to give up my dogs.I'm really glad that I didn't have to work a full day today, though. Link to post Share on other sites
lvpro 0 Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 that show is cockmunchingly classic. the dude who teaches them is always wearing goggles or a cowboy hat, the guys are constantly jotting down notes, they cry at least 3 times an episode, and mystery (their teacher) has 2 wingmen named j-dog and matador. great tv.My favorite part of a recent episode (maybe last week's?) was when they were doing the outdoor challenge, and Mystery was wearing a horrible fake beard and a stupid hat, as if people would see him and flock to him if he didn't cover up. Link to post Share on other sites
lvpro 0 Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 So, you're familiar with them?I've just heard that they bring the ruckus, and in their company, it's generally a good idea to protect one's own neck. Link to post Share on other sites
lvpro 0 Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 I'm really embarassed that I just listened to the enitre song, "Sick Cycle Carousel" by Lifehouse. I'm really sad that I might have to give up my dogs.I'm really glad that I didn't have to work a full day today, though.I own that Lifehouse album. I might've sold it to a second-hand record store though, since I don't know where it is. I actually like that song, though. I'll admit it. Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 My favorite part of a recent episode (maybe last week's?) was when they were doing the outdoor challenge, and Mystery was wearing a horrible fake beard and a stupid hat, as if people would see him and flock to him if he didn't cover up.LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I laughed hysterically at this. He couldn't have looked more ridiculous if he had a chicken roosting on his head. I've just heard that they bring the ruckus, and in their company, it's generally a good idea to protect one's own neck.So solid, Logan..so solid. Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 I own that Lifehouse album. I might've sold it to a second-hand record store though, since I don't know where it is. I actually like that song, though. I'll admit it.Oh, I own(ed?) it too.. I like it, but, I'm embarassed by that fact. Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 At my old job, i worked in a dept with all women. there was 3 women and me. we had cubes in a square. so they all had pics of their husbands, guys and stuff. At my old bar, we had lingerie night. A chick would come in and "model" 3 or 4 outfits, sell raffle tickets for a buck and the winner of each round could take the outfit or a t-shirt.So one night i won and they didn't have a t-shirt to fit me. So i took the outfit and hung it on my cube wall at work.When the chicks came in, i got the "Take that down, that's offensive!" i fired back with, "I'll take it down when ya'll take down all those guy pics in your cubes that are offensive!Needless to say i won, and i was quite the cult hero in the company! People used to come down to see the "guy that fought the girls and won!"they never knew what hit 'em! Classic Norm Link to post Share on other sites
lvpro 0 Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Oh, I own(ed?) it too.. I like it, but, I'm embarassed by that fact.I can usually cover it up with the fact that my roommate is a big Lifehouse fan, and actually owns more than one of their albums. I think she's seen them in concert also. So if anyone asks, "...of course this isn't my Lifehouse, Rachel put it on." Link to post Share on other sites
ChuckSty 0 Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 ahhh took me a minute but i found it. hi bishes Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 ahhh took me a minute but i found it. hi bishesfinally go broke? Link to post Share on other sites
ChuckSty 0 Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 lol.... ****ing blue balls. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 lol.... ****ing blue balls.how's it going, sir? Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 ahhh took me a minute but i found it. hi bishesTits or GTFO! Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 ahhh took me a minute but i found it. hi bishesThanks, Sweety. It's the little things that make me happy.Now tell us everything that's happened since we last saw you. Link to post Share on other sites
DrawingDeadInDM 0 Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Gina got a big ol' butt. Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Gina got a big ol' butt.oh yeah Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Thanks, Sweety. It's the little things that make me happy.Now tell us everything that's happened since we last saw you.Seriously.Everything.Sounds like Mingus has a new friend, Rex? What else is new? Link to post Share on other sites
dna4ever 2 Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 Seriously.Everything.Sounds like Mingus has a new friend, Rex? What else is new? Link to post Share on other sites
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