wilheldp 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 My buddies still give me hard time and I deserve it...I still can't believe I did it....I have A 4 suited in small blind...I raised....big blind calls... one caller.....flop is 4 K 8 rainbow....I bet out my friend goes all-in....I stand up and say I was just screwing around but I believe you hit your king...I fold....My friend shows KQ....I show My A4...just out of courtesy...but I actually didn't have A4....I had Pocket AA!!! I completely misead my hand.What's funnier than the fact that you confused your AA for A4 is the fact that you said that it was A4 suited. Link to post Share on other sites
JustinHEMI04 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 My buddies still give me hard time and I deserve it...I still can't believe I did it....I have A 4 suited in small blind...I raised....big blind calls... one caller.....flop is 4 K 8 rainbow....I bet out my friend goes all-in....I stand up and say I was just screwing around but I believe you hit your king...I fold....My friend shows KQ....I show My A4...just out of courtesy...but I actually didn't have A4....I had Pocket AA!!! I completely misead my hand.Mine is very similar. Those focking super index cards some casinos use... anyway...I hold AA(I thought) guy who think is donk holds AJ. He is early pos am one off button at turningstones 20-40 table. He bumps it I three bet he calls. Flop JJA WOO HOO I thought. He bets! I 2 bet he 3 bets I cap... we had two other callers in there too. Same all the way to the river until its just me and him... we are 7 bets into our war when I get this sinking feeling... I look at my cards again... A4.... one of the focking aces turned into a focking 4!!! I couldn't believe it. All the time I thought I had him by the balls. I had to leave out of pure embarassment after donking off nearly 20BB on that misread.Justin Link to post Share on other sites
angler 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 "play perfect poker, play perfect poker". Link to post Share on other sites
Stylin_Fish 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Ultimate donkey move by me. I'm playing in my first tourney at the plaza in the big blind. I'm in seat 10 right next to this fat ass dealer so I can't see what's going on in seat 1 and seat 2. I see someone throw out what would be enough for a raise so it gets around to me and I fold. I am then informed that I could have checked the option. Apparently 2 people called at around the same time but since all I could see were the chips it looked like a raise. Link to post Share on other sites
Jusmac 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 had a similar problem with super index cards at a home game tournament. I was in the big blind one player raised before it got to me and i looked down at A K , and i was getting short stacked so i pushed, he called instantly with A J and i turned K 4 doh!!! then the flop comes J, 8,4 turn 4 river 3 and I sucked out. felt a little embarassed on that one though. Link to post Share on other sites
FREDDIE MERCURY 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 I held A 6 Flop 4 10 3 Turn 7:diamond: River 5 Player bets and I fold b/c my 6 was probably the lowest flush!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Actuary 3 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 reading a post in General Link to post Share on other sites
PhilHellmuth 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 most recent one i can think of - HORSE tourny on full tilt, we're playing razz, its 6th street and i have an 8 perfect against my opponent's board of 10 J K. i bet, he raises, i reraise, he calls. on the river i bet and he calls. as you hopefully have figured out, he thought we were playing stud and he'd made a broadway straight. the only reason both 6th and 7th werent capped is because my board had 3 clubs and he thought i had a flush. at least once every HORSE tournament, i play an opponent that doesn't know what game we're playing. PS - Actuary is still a pathetic loser. good thing u went back to the calculator. it suits u better Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 most recent one i can think of - HORSE tourny on full tilt, we're playing razz, its 6th street and i have an 8 perfect against my opponent's board of 10 J K. i bet, he raises, i reraise, he calls. on the river i bet and he calls. as you hopefully have figured out, he thought we were playing stud and he'd made a broadway straight. the only reason both 6th and 7th werent capped is because my board had 3 clubs and he thought i had a flush. at least once every HORSE tournament, i play an opponent that doesn't know what game we're playing. PS - Actuary is still a pathetic loser. good thing u went back to the calculator. it suits u betterWhat about the time you did a segment on ESPN without your shirt on? That was a pretty big donkey moment errr.... momment. Link to post Share on other sites
PhilHellmuth 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 most recent one i can think of - HORSE tourny on full tilt, we're playing razz, its 6th street and i have an 8 perfect against my opponent's board of 10 J K. i bet, he raises, i reraise, he calls. on the river i bet and he calls. as you hopefully have figured out, he thought we were playing stud and he'd made a broadway straight. the only reason both 6th and 7th werent capped is because my board had 3 clubs and he thought i had a flush. at least once every HORSE tournament, i play an opponent that doesn't know what game we're playing. PS - Actuary is still a pathetic loser. good thing u went back to the calculator. it suits u betterWhat about the time you did a segment on ESPN without your shirt on? That was a pretty big donkey moment errr.... momment.u love my nipples. they're :realplayer: Link to post Share on other sites
puma12 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 do you mean today...or ever? Link to post Share on other sites
Actuary 3 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Phil,good one Tritz Jr. Link to post Share on other sites
PAYforUSC 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 i was playing 10/20 blind NL at Commerce. I got QQ in the BB, cutoff raises to 80, i make it 300 then he goes all in and i call. of course he has AA and i flush 800 down the drain. good thing i have him covered LOL. NEXT HAND in the small blind i have AA and reraise all in from the SB all in for like 360 after 5 limpers and get 2 CALLERS! when all is said & done the is a 4 card straight on the board and both of the others CHOP the pot....UGGHHWHAT A DONKEY FOR CALLING THE ALL IN WITH QQ!! never again! Link to post Share on other sites
PAYforUSC 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Ultimate donkey move by me. I'm playing in my first tourney at the plaza in the big blind. I'm in seat 10 right next to this fat ass dealer so I can't see what's going on in seat 1 and seat 2. I see someone throw out what would be enough for a raise so it gets around to me and I fold. I am then informed that I could have checked the option. Apparently 2 people called at around the same time but since all I could see were the chips it looked like a raise. Link to post Share on other sites
adammc 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Misspelling moment when trying to make fun of people for being dumb. Link to post Share on other sites
Fluffdog87 2 Posted November 5, 2005 Author Share Posted November 5, 2005 What is the average of donkeys per table you see when you play??I see alot.LOL Link to post Share on other sites
kelda 0 Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 When my wife was watching me play a NL hand online (The first time she ever watched) I had 10 10 and raised pf. One caller. Flop came J J X (2 spades)I bet the pot. He calls. At this point I brag about how I "know" he's on a flush draw.Turn comes a offsuit rag.Same betting sequence.River is another rag and opponent goes all in. Now I laugh and tell my wife "This guy is just bluffing because he missed his flush draw. I see it all the time. What a donkey!!"I call and he turns over quads.lol Link to post Share on other sites
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