SuperJon 175 Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 With the positive response that smash's strategy has been receiving, I decided to write my own. It can make you millions, and you can be rich, like me and Oprah. I am so rich, I make lots money and I don't have college papers. First, you must only play NL. Second, your bankroll must be 1,000 times the buy-in. I started playing .25-.50, with $5,000, and now I own three houses, a yacht, three sexy women, and a poker table.Now for the strategery, go all-in every hand. That's it, everyone will fold, always. Then you pick up the blinds. Now I know that in a .25/.50 game, picking up the blinds is nothing. But now I play 5,000/10,000 and the blinds I pick up buy me big stuff. Peole at the table will never call you unless they have AA, which is good because it never wins, and then you win a huge hand.If people start yelling at you, and saying stop go all in you. Then just type in the chat thingy, shut up, i'm doyle burnon!! They will give you respect!! Link to post Share on other sites
Governator 54 Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 Governator passes SuperJon a pretzel. Link to post Share on other sites
alf13 0 Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 This has to be the best post ever written. PERIOD. In any forum...anywhere. Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 You sir, are a babbling idiot. Link to post Share on other sites
alf13 0 Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 You sir, are a babbling idiot.No...the guy is a genius.....he devolped a "strategery" that got him houses and THREE HOT women!!! How could he be a babbling idiot? Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 You sir, are a babbling idiot.No...the guy is a genius.....he devolped a "strategery" that got him houses and THREE HOT women!!! How could he be a babbling idiot?Whoops.I didn't read his post right, I didn't notice the hot women part.I retract my statement, instead I say: You sir, are a god amongst men. Link to post Share on other sites
alf13 0 Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 You sir, are a babbling idiot.No...the guy is a genius.....he devolped a "strategery" that got him houses and THREE HOT women!!! How could he be a babbling idiot?Whoops.I didn't read his post right, I didn't notice the hot women part.I retract my statement, instead I say: You sir, are a god amongst men.I am on my way right now to the $50/$100 NL table on Full Tilt RIGHT NOW!!! I AM GOING TO BE RICH BEOTCH!!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Stylin_Fish 0 Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 With the positive response that smash's strategy has been receiving, I decided to write my own. It can make you millions, and you can be rich, like me and Oprah. I am so rich, I make lots money and I don't have college papers. First, you must only play NL. Second, your bankroll must be 1,000 times the buy-in. I started playing .25-.50, with $5,000, and now I own three houses, a yacht, three sexy women, and a poker table.Now for the strategery, go all-in every hand. That's it, everyone will fold, always. Then you pick up the blinds. Now I know that in a .25/.50 game, picking up the blinds is nothing. But now I play 5,000/10,000 and the blinds I pick up buy me big stuff. Peole at the table will never call you unless they have AA, which is good because it never wins, and then you win a huge hand.If people start yelling at you, and saying stop go all in you. Then just type in the chat thingy, shut up, i'm doyle burnon!! They will give you respect!!This probably the only actual truth in the post. :-) Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJon 175 Posted August 21, 2005 Author Share Posted August 21, 2005 You sir, are a babbling idiot.No...the guy is a genius.....he devolped a "strategery" that got him houses and THREE HOT women!!! How could he be a babbling idiot?Whoops.I didn't read his post right, I didn't notice the hot women part.I retract my statement, instead I say: You sir, are a god amongst men.Thank you kind sir, you are welcome anytime to any of my mansons to drink shampane and eat kaviar Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 superjon, ysscky Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 SuperJon, really isn't that super. Kind of a moron really.That being said, I am up to one new house and two hot women. Link to post Share on other sites
koolromeo 0 Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 after i started crushing the 1cent 2 cent games i got a rat infested apartment and a sugar mama, a toothless gimp with a disabilty check every month!!! Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 I actually have 3 Ferraris, 5 mansions, and 8 hot women. All by using this strategery. Except I put it to use in tournaments. In tournaments, the blinds go up, so I win more as time goes on. All those fish staying at one blind level in cash games don't know the true way to success! Link to post Share on other sites
Herr Mensch 0 Posted August 21, 2005 Share Posted August 21, 2005 SuperJon, really isn't that super. Kind of a moron really.That being said, I am up to one new house and two hot women.I can vouch for his two hot women. They're his daughters. They showed me top two pair and I went all in with my straight.Mensch Link to post Share on other sites
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