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Hey guys. I never thought id be doing this but my bankroll is down to 5k. I was driving across the border from Mexico after visiting Tijuana for vacation and my friend left 2 kilos of coke in my back seat. Now I don’t do coke or anything and I know it was stupid, but I was just going to deliver the coke to a friend. Anyway, I got stopped at the checkpoint border totally sober, but they gave me all the drunk tests anyway which I passed. They then asked to search my car. Of course I said no, but they did anyway. Long story short after blowing the guy at the station, and letting him snort half the coke. I got off with a 15,000$ ticket. I can’t produce any hand histories or anything, but if someone would be willing to spot me 10-20k I'd really appreciate it.

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I can give 15K, but that's it for now. I'll put it in an envelope marked "$15,000 CASH FOR A FRIEND. DO NOT OPEN/STEAL". Just post your address and you should have it in a week or so. I don't really know you, but seeing as you post on internet forums, I'll just assume that you're a trustworthy guy, and will have it back to me within 6 months.

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Thanks so much brother! Don’t worry I have lots of experience playing 0.05/0.10 NL and 0.25/0.50 Limit holdem. You will have your money back with interest in no time!

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Hey guys.  I never thought id be doing this but my bankroll is down to 5k.  I was driving across the border from Mexico after visiting Tijuana for vacation and my friend left 2 kilos of coke in my back seat.  Now I don’t do coke or anything and I know it was stupid, but I was just going to deliver the coke to a friend.  Anyway, I got stopped at the checkpoint border totally sober, but they gave me all the drunk tests anyway which I passed.  They then asked to search my car.  Of course I said no, but they did anyway.  Long story short after blowing the guy at the station, and letting him snort half the coke.  I got off with a 15,000$ ticket.  I can’t produce any hand histories or anything, but if someone would be willing to spot me 10-20k I'd really appreciate it.
he snorted half of your 2 kilos of coke? i'm not expert...but that's a lot of coke. funny post thanks
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