navybuttons 15 Posted January 20, 2014 Author Share Posted January 20, 2014 Your solution Dedicated to a father I haven't met: The beginning and ending Are the same A lifetime of mother's kisses I want to press my mind to your hand To feel the tactileness Of the relationships between numbers that I know My darling My son My daughter My baby blue eyed My child of color and gold And when you have your own beautiful solution To your own beautiful problem Sing it in as many perfect pitches As it takes to drain out your mother's wails In this life As it takes to make Beethoven and Newton fold their hands In the next As it takes to make me snap my fingers From the other side of the planet. Link to post Share on other sites
navybuttons 15 Posted January 20, 2014 Author Share Posted January 20, 2014 White Board Fever Dedicated to a father I haven't met: Do not call You are sick Do not write my friend You are not well with white board fever each stroke may carry with it, as a step on a path, a chance to stop a chance to look back around say can this be real As sick as we come Get the best markers you can Cut a sport sock to wear on your wrist Run like a mad dog at death And don't stop Until you're sure that you must now crush your tablet As Moses the word that He got from God. Link to post Share on other sites
navybuttons 15 Posted January 20, 2014 Author Share Posted January 20, 2014 The Last Prisoner Dedicated to a father I haven't met: I dreamt that you were the last prisoner In the last prison (you had grey and I loved it) And you were happy to see me And that is how I know I'll be happy to see you You might feel like you put me there But you did not The success of my break was ten days to ten years And your confidence made my chest swell when i woke up and i went for a swim Link to post Share on other sites
navybuttons 15 Posted January 23, 2014 Author Share Posted January 23, 2014 Cracked Cracka is by far the most annoying game i've ever played and Eddie didn't get to say his line once. Dad, I made a mistake HOW SON? I told another man to go **** himself. DOES HE FORGIVE YOU? I dunno. DO YOU WANT HIS FORGIVENESS? YES! SON, ONE TIME I TOLD A MAN TO **** HIMSELF. Did he forgive you? Link to post Share on other sites
navybuttons 15 Posted January 23, 2014 Author Share Posted January 23, 2014 Today I went to Barnes and Noble and looked for a book on baseball called "the book" it was out of print which was dismaying considering that i'm looking to do some baseball math. If anyone knows the poster who goes by "Nick Cage," I haven't seen him at all lately, I'd like if he rejoined this thread for a short period. To "Nick Cage": Buddy, I'm pointing at your seat. And I'm calling my shot. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,353 Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 So $40.96 is the max profit when I get a good hand with a good flop versus a garbage hand in my opponent? Where does the fold option come in? Bluffing would be non-existent. Sick Cameo. Link to post Share on other sites
navybuttons 15 Posted January 25, 2014 Author Share Posted January 25, 2014 To the man whose heart I pointed at: I acted like a jerk, please accept my dad's 59th birthday present as dedicated to you: Link to post Share on other sites
navybuttons 15 Posted January 25, 2014 Author Share Posted January 25, 2014 I never loved a team until last week, at age 30, when I fell in love with the Reds. I have you to thank. You're a diamond. His name is James F. Roberts, Esq. Link to post Share on other sites
navybuttons 15 Posted January 27, 2014 Author Share Posted January 27, 2014 It is my grandpa's middle name, Eugene that is. That is what I imagine your name is. The man who is not yet ready to understand my math. The man who makes me scarlet in my dreams because he is so easy to dismiss it. The boy or man my latest was aimed at. It is for him to decide. Do I have any idea how many home runs you've hit? Do I have any idea how many times you've tried so hard only to strike out? Do you have any idea how much love I put into my math? Do I have any idea how much love you put into baseball? Do I have any idea how many times you've pitched yourself out of a jam? Do I have any idea how many times you've given up the game winner? Do you have any idea how I make my math? Do I have any idea of the hours you've spent with a bat in your hand or with a glove on your hand? I have no idea to any of those questions. How do you answer them? Link to post Share on other sites
navybuttons 15 Posted January 27, 2014 Author Share Posted January 27, 2014 DIAMONDS: Each Blind Posts. Each player is dealt 3 cards. The first flip can be an Extremely difficult decision. But you have to have some logic or else you get SUPER owned later in the hand. To the uninitiated the first flip may feel disrespectful. NO PLAYING DIAMONDS YET boys. Any other game but that. Link to post Share on other sites
navybuttons 15 Posted January 27, 2014 Author Share Posted January 27, 2014 boys = we Link to post Share on other sites
navybuttons 15 Posted January 28, 2014 Author Share Posted January 28, 2014 teammates: this is how many homeruns the Cincinnati Reds have hit in tied games with 0 outs, plotted by inning since the early 70's. I "fold" everything else Link to post Share on other sites
navybuttons 15 Posted January 28, 2014 Author Share Posted January 28, 2014 CRY BABY: There's sometimes where a player can be leveraged too far after the Diamonds that they must fold when they are more than 50:50 confident that they have the best hand. When I can't give what I think is the best hand I'll say, I "fold" Link to post Share on other sites
navybuttons 15 Posted January 28, 2014 Author Share Posted January 28, 2014 DIAMONDS: Has to be played with Love. Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 If nobody else will ask it, I will. Navy you aren't planning to bomb the Sochi Olympics right? Link to post Share on other sites
navybuttons 15 Posted January 29, 2014 Author Share Posted January 29, 2014 If nobody else will ask it, I will. Navy you aren't planning to bomb the Sochi Olympics right? May I teach you to do earth-shaking mathematics? Link to post Share on other sites
navybuttons 15 Posted January 29, 2014 Author Share Posted January 29, 2014 OVER THE MOON: A game in which it is fun to get sad. Let me know when you're ready to play amigo. (To MihnLyFan) Link to post Share on other sites
navybuttons 15 Posted January 29, 2014 Author Share Posted January 29, 2014 DIAMONDS: After you calm down from the insult of the first flip you have to decide a rough plan for how you get to the Diamonds. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
navybuttons 15 Posted January 29, 2014 Author Share Posted January 29, 2014 0 + 0 = nothing to see here. Link to post Share on other sites
navybuttons 15 Posted January 30, 2014 Author Share Posted January 30, 2014 OVER THE MOON: It doesn't matter if you're dealing off the bottom of the deck you're sorry to see those cards go. To MinhLyFan: I feel sorry to you because I know if I could get you money... I feel sorry because I know if I could get you money... I got much love I feel sorry that I've acted like a dick in this thread (I'll do 4 a night until you show me some of your cards) Link to post Share on other sites
navybuttons 15 Posted January 31, 2014 Author Share Posted January 31, 2014 I'm sad in that I miss talking golf with you. I'm sad in that the computer I need will be at least 10 days. Someone cut me at my feelings today and it made me sad for a moment. I read something that I straight loved. Link to post Share on other sites
navybuttons 15 Posted January 31, 2014 Author Share Posted January 31, 2014 Riddle: I can throw a baseball like a girl sometimes But I deserve to win the slam dunk competition I have the best golf swing And I can lift your girlfriend over my head What am I? (To ourselves men) Link to post Share on other sites
navybuttons 15 Posted January 31, 2014 Author Share Posted January 31, 2014 Joke: I feel the difference between some food and my medication is what somebody is willing to charge. Link to post Share on other sites
navybuttons 15 Posted February 1, 2014 Author Share Posted February 1, 2014 I'm sad I don't think you'll read this tomorrow I wondered if the person in the world who gets made fun of most is sensitive I'm sad I don't have a woman to watch Swan Lake with I don't feel like I've dropped too big a stitch in the last few hours Link to post Share on other sites
navybuttons 15 Posted February 2, 2014 Author Share Posted February 2, 2014 I'm sad that I slept today I'm outta green ( nearly ) I'm sad from reading some of this thread and... I'm sad that the man who can most often best me isn't around to do it Link to post Share on other sites
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