GeneralGeeWhiz 0 Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 "you see, i can dodge bullets." Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 "See Condi, you are a lion. The president is an elephant, and I am an eagle, soaring high above the game seeing everything.""So I limp with aces because I want them to see me as weak, then they raise me all in when I've got the nuts...it's foolproof really""So if we just have all the countries put one person up to represent them, and we play poker, I could make it so we never have to go to war again.""I remember when I wrote my first book, let me tell you about it.""So there I was with Karl Malone and Iggy Pop's drummer at a party at the Rio and I was drinking Dom cause that's all I drink is Dom..." Link to post Share on other sites
QED 4 Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 "Let me introduce you to my good friend Russ Hamilton, he has some great ideas on how the government can make money from legalised online poker and you won't even have to worry about regulation!" Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 ...so there's this old white haired guy who keeps trying to kiss me.... Link to post Share on other sites
phlegm 6 Posted February 6, 2011 Share Posted February 6, 2011 ...so there's this old white haired guy who keeps trying to kiss me....Im sure it is George, but its also an honor for me. Link to post Share on other sites
SlapStick 0 Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 . Link to post Share on other sites
Mills 0 Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 He doesn't care about my favourite hand."I wish we could talk together for 12 more hours..." Link to post Share on other sites
Avaron 0 Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 "How can you raise with that?! That's not poker, that's politics! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SPELL POKER!!!" Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 So if both of you mention me in your blogs, I will mention you in my blog. Link to post Share on other sites
Figger 0 Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 "You think not finding WMD was a bad beat, did you see me on High Stakes Poker last season, please." Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 ..."take you Condi. You're black...my outfit is black...I am beautiful....are you feeling me sistah?"... Link to post Share on other sites
Figger 0 Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 "Condi, you got a Q-tip I think George just noticed I have some earwax?" Link to post Share on other sites
GeneralGeeWhiz 0 Posted February 10, 2011 Author Share Posted February 10, 2011 derp derp so this stupid northern euro 4 bets me all in with trips against my top pair derp derp Link to post Share on other sites
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