Wsop Main Event

[pepper50000 0]

Hey guys, I really think your missing a wonderful opportunity,I am offering a once in a million lifetime to stake me in the WSOP Main event,And if you don't believe in me, well, I have a list of thoughts for my strategyAny time I get two cards suited I will play them, because I only need 3 cards to make a flush, which is a good handAces are overrated, I always lose to Aces, but I love pocket 2's, I will always play pocket 2's, especially when they are sootedAny time I get AK I want them to be different suits because then I have TWICE the chance of making a Royal FlushI will wear sunglasses so you can't see my eyes when I bluff,I have been watching old reruns endlessly and there was a guy, a kinda nerdy looking guy with glasses, who won one year, he is my hero, I style my play on him and want to be a succesful as him, then I can be world champion and have the respect of the poker world, which I feel I deserveIf someone raises in the small blind I will always call, because people never have anything in the small blind, and I'm getting priced in because of my big blindIf I never go all in, then im never at risk, so I can't loseMy favourite poker memory was when I got a royal flush, it was so exciting, what are the odds, must be a billion to 1I like Queen Jack because they are both face cards so they are better then alot of hands, like Ace 10This list is my bible and I will always read it every hand, with my strategy I can't lose this year, but please, I need your HELP!!!Last year I played from my dad but I lost when I had 66 and went all in and the guy had AK, and he hit his Ace on the river, it was the worst beat ever, I couldn't believe it, it must have been a 100-1 bad beatBut this will not happen because I am not going to call all in, so I cant get horrible beats, I will only go all in when I have the best possible hand, like having Quads or a Royal Flush,Please PM me if your interested

[JustLikeNegs 1]

pm sent

[fighter 4]

If someone raises in the small blind I will always call, because people never have anything in the small blind, and I'm getting priced in because of my big blind

Pretty much my strategy in the BB. Either that or raise.

[TwstdWrstr 10]

Not bad, I give it a 6.5 out 10 for effort and some creativity.Drop some big names in there next time and maybe get to that 8-9 out of 10 range.

[mase_gotsem 0]

sooted 2s ftl or i woulda staked you

[GWCGWC 83]

I agree with every single word the OP said.

[TheWynn 0]

I like this guy. Please post more.

[rcgs59 15]

out of the blue they come calling,have to admire those guts for asking

[BeaverStyle 1]

Potential staking offer depends on a correct answer to this question:If everyone goes all in on the first hand and you're in the BB w/ Aces, do you call or fold?

[outsider13 0]

Potential staking offer depends on a correct answer to this question:If everyone goes all in on the first hand and you're in the BB w/ Aces, do you call or fold?

Obv answer is pull out your phone so your hand is dead and you don't have a decision to make.Too soon?

[GWCGWC 83]

Potential staking offer depends on a correct answer to this question:If everyone goes all in on the first hand and you're in the BB w/ Aces, do you call or fold?

he's not effin stupid dude!"If someone raises in the small blind I will always call, because people never have anything in the small blind, and I'm getting priced in because of my big blind"

[TheWynn 0]

Potential staking offer depends on a correct answer to this question:If everyone goes all in on the first hand and you're in the BB w/ Aces, do you call or fold?

How can you call an all-in without first seeing the floop?

[Tehtoe 3]

But this will not happen because I am not going to call all in, so I cant get horrible beats

doubt you can all read

[pepper50000 0]

In answer to your question there....I would consulte my notes, which says that Aces always loses,so I would ask the rest of the table if anyone has pocket 2's, which of course someone does, since why else would they go all in?as everyone knows pocket 2's is the nutsand swap cards with him, and then Call as fast as a Jose Coseco roid monkey baseball slugger swinging a cork batand win, because as said above, pocket 2's is the nuts

[JustLikeNegs 1]

In answer to your question there....I would consulte my notes, which says that Aces always loses,so I would ask the rest of the table if anyone has pocket 2's, which of course someone does, since why else would they go all in?as everyone knows pocket 2's is the nutsand swap cards with him, and then Call as fast as a Jose Coseco roid monkey baseball slugger swinging a cork batand win, because as said above, pocket 2's is the nuts

there is a flaw in your statement! find it

[pepper50000 0]

If its the law about never going all in, yes, you are correct,However I should have mentioned there is one exception to his,is when everyone goes in all before me, I have to call, because I am getting 9-1 on my money, its called odd pots, or pot odds, I can never remember, but either way, I'm not allowed to pass up this opportunity,however, the one exception to this exception is when I have pocket Aces and nobody is stupid enough to swap cards with me, because everybody knows that Aces always loses, I find studying the table and finding the fish helps, because, as they say, if you look for the fish and you can't find any, it must mean that your at a really really hard table, once that you have dominated through flawless strategy, but its definitly not going to be easy

[no not baxter 0]

I like this guy. Please post more.

THIS!!! OMG THat was a 9/10...Really enjoyed it. A++also, he'll prob get more action than my thread generated, hof

[TrueAce13 18]

Can I get lessons?

[avsfan 0]

It's all about the suited pairs.