Beau Johnson 0 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 New to the site, thought I'd introduce myself.I'm from Melbourne, Australia. I've only been playing poker for 3 months, so I have a lot to learn. So that being the case, excuse any questions that may seem overly beginner, hopefully people can help rather than look at me as an idiot lol. We have to start somewhere!Anyway, see you all on the boards :)Cheers Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 FRESH FISH.FRESH FISH.FRESH FISH.FRESH FISH.FRESH FISH.WE'RE REELING 'EM IN! Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Hey, anybody come at you yet? Anybody get to you yet? We all need friends in here. I could be a friend to you. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Hey, anybody come at you yet? Anybody get to you yet? We all need friends in here. I could be a friend to you.Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane. Link to post Share on other sites
lurbz 2 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane.i want to light you on fire and watch and laugh as it burns. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane.What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk? Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?The first night's the toughest, no doubt about it. They march you in naked as the day you were born, skin burning and half blind from that delousing shit they throw on you, and when they put you in that cell... and those bars slam home... that's when you know it's for real. A whole life blown away in the blink of an eye. Nothing left but all the time in the world to think about it. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 The first night's the toughest, no doubt about it. They march you in naked as the day you were born, skin burning and half blind from that delousing shit they throw on you, and when they put you in that cell... and those bars slam home... that's when you know it's for real. A whole life blown away in the blink of an eye. Nothing left but all the time in the world to think about it.One day, when I have a long gray beard and two or three marbles rollin' around upstairs, they'll let me out. Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Thats why FCP is dying. A new member joins up and introduces himself and all you guys can think about is raping him. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Thats why FCP is dying. A new member joins up and introduces himself and all you guys can think about is raping him.that's why I joined. Link to post Share on other sites
SAM_Hard8 50 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 New to the site, thought I'd introduce myself.I'm from Melbourne, Australia. I've only been playing poker for 3 months, so I have a lot to learn. So that being the case, excuse any questions that may seem overly beginner, hopefully people can help rather than look at me as an idiot lol. We have to start somewhere!Anyway, see you all on the boards :)CheersHi. Link to post Share on other sites
Beau Johnson 0 Posted May 24, 2009 Author Share Posted May 24, 2009 So basically if rape is a pass time of mine, I'll survive here?Tough crowd. Link to post Share on other sites
rcgs59 15 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 or singing horrible old lyrics to songs lolhi newbie So basically if rape is a pass time of mine, I'll survive here?Tough crowd.if you can get by any of suitedaces or his other alias you got it made Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 or singing horrible old lyrics to songs lolhi newbieif you can get by any of suitedaces or his other alias you got it madeDont let her sweet demeanor let your guard down. She will rape you faster than anyone else. Link to post Share on other sites
avsfan 0 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 I am going to wait for you to go to store. Link to post Share on other sites
rcgs59 15 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Dont let her sweet demeanor let your guard down. She will rape you faster than anyone else.yehaw , your just jealous honey that your not getting any of my action Link to post Share on other sites
avsfan 0 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 I am going to wait for you to come back from store. Link to post Share on other sites
rcgs59 15 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Dont let her sweet demeanor let your guard down. She will rape you faster than anyone else.problem is there isn't any decent guys on this site too rape lol. I could of done the one in the show I saw last night at the casino , weeeeeee, he was hot and built and all the right places.almost looked like loogie, much more good looking and much more built lol Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 problem is there isn't any decent guys on this site too rape lol. I could of done the one in the show I saw last night at the casino , weeeeeee, he was hot and built and all the right places.almost looked like loogie, much more good looking and much more built lol rapeworthy FCPer imo Link to post Share on other sites
rcgs59 15 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 rapeworthy FCPer imonow that is funny lol, it wasn't the fcper I was thinking of.I'm too old for this shit lol, but then I lie too Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Sweet, I got a shout out! Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 hi™lol, nicely played sir Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Sweet, I got a shout out! Link to post Share on other sites
rcgs59 15 Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Sweet, I got a shout out!and totally missed it lolhi™hi honeydamn you grocey, if I am going to rape someone I tell you it will be in good taste and in privacy lol Link to post Share on other sites
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