ChuckNorr!s 0 Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Well last nightI hurried home so I can watch the Houston Rockets/Yao Ming(he's so sexy), so I grabbed the remote and there's a jewelry ring taped on it, and as soon as I removed the tape, my girlfriend came out of no where and went down on her knees and said, "Will you marry me?"I paused for a moment and said yes, but my poker conscience has a question, so I said, "But please let me play poker while we're married ok?", and she said yes too, so its like we both proposed to one another, how weird is that.Anyway, she's loaded and I see the word bankroll on her forehead, I mentioned that to her and she responded with, "really, funny coz I also see a word on your forehead and its D-O-N-K-E-Y".So now that I'm engaged, we were thinking that we should emulate this dance for our wedding reception, this is from the movie SAturday Night Fever, see below link, what yall think? I tried to contact my buddy chuck Norris to advise him of this important stage in my life but he's not in a good mood, he just got back from an L.A. Court, somebody accused chuck of "ATTEMPTED MURDER" but the case got thrown out and the Judge explained that Chuck does not do "ATTEMPTS", if the guy is still alive then its not Chuck who did it, case closed.Well that's it for now, I will put more poker related stuff on my next blog, I like to give a shoutout to all my homies at pokermanila.com, thanks to Mr.chokol8ce, Mr.Throws, Mr.KRunch and Ms.Esposa . Link to post Share on other sites
JustLikeNegs 1 Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 [x] 1st[ ] this thread delivers [x] +1[ ] i lold Link to post Share on other sites
Vtlaxer09 4 Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 plz ban this idiot... then ban me. Link to post Share on other sites
ChuckNorr!s 0 Posted November 7, 2008 Author Share Posted November 7, 2008 plz ban this idiot... then ban me.ok, well how about if I send you a collectors DVD copy of Brokeback Mountain? is that going to quench your thirst for gayness? Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteSpade 0 Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Well that's it for now, I will put more poker related stuff on my next blogAre you going to make a new topic for each of your blog entries? Link to post Share on other sites
ChuckNorr!s 0 Posted November 7, 2008 Author Share Posted November 7, 2008 Are you going to make a new topic for each of your blog entries?what ever you want big daddy, I'll give it to you, yeah. my blog centers around my main man Chuck Norris and poker, I also put hand histories of my poker sessions, thanks bro. Link to post Share on other sites
antistuff 0 Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Anyway, she's loaded and I see the word bankroll on her forehead, I mentioned that to her and she responded with, "really, funny coz I also see a word on your forehead and its D-O-N-K-E-Y".a girl asks you to marry her and you think about this?hmmm.i hope shes smart enough not to let you near her money. Link to post Share on other sites
Largetotals 0 Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Are you going to make a new topic for each of your blog entries?plz god no..there won't be enough bullets to put us all outta our misery.. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 I always find it funny how concerned people are with getting a big bankroll. If you can't build one, I don't like your chances to maintain one. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 you gen pop guys blow yaks, this chuck norris poster is... Link to post Share on other sites
antistuff 0 Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 I always find it funny how concerned people are with getting a big bankroll. If you can't build one, I don't like your chances to maintain one.they can move up to where they respect their raises.damn thats getting old. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 I always find it funny how concerned people are with getting a big bankroll. If you can't build one, I don't like your chances to maintain one.Thanks, confucius. Got anymore pearls? Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 Thanks, confucius. Got anymore pearls?You're laughing, but it seems to me that people still struggle with this concept. If you're a good poker play, you're not greedily rubbing your hands together because now you can afford to play. Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteSpade 0 Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 thanks bro.For what? I was just wondering if you planned on cluttering the board with this crap. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 For what? I was just wondering if you planned on cluttering the board with this crap.yes, because the board space is so finite and precious, and all threads are mandatory reads. Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteSpade 0 Posted November 7, 2008 Share Posted November 7, 2008 yes, because the board space is so finite and precious, and all threads are mandatory reads.Yes. They are.Who is that in your sig? I kid. That was a good read. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 Yes. They are.Who is that in your sig? I kid. That was a good read.You set your standards too high if you are going to compare my genius posts to the OP's. We're all god's special snowflakes, in our own ways. Link to post Share on other sites
antistuff 0 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 You set your standards too high if you are going to compare my genius posts to the OP's. We're all god's special snowflakes, in our own ways.chuck palahnuik told me i am not a unique and beutiful snowflake. who am to believe, you or chuck? Link to post Share on other sites
TheWynn 0 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 This clown just doesnt quit! Link to post Share on other sites
ChuckNorr!s 0 Posted November 8, 2008 Author Share Posted November 8, 2008 you gen pop guys blow yaks, this chuck norris poster is...thanks bro, Barack had inspired me to open up on this forum, believe it or not, I'm really engaged, whether yall like it or not we are family now. we are individuals with different opinions, things could be funny to some but not to others, and I like to thanks everybody for their honesty, I admit some of my jokes are deep and can only be enjoyed by a thinking person and I also admit that some it are lame. I lot of peeps from other forum have ship me money on my stars account because they said that they lol'd so much and that inspired me even further to make more hit and miss jokes. Link to post Share on other sites
mtdesmoines 3 Posted November 8, 2008 Share Posted November 8, 2008 I always find it funny how concerned people are with getting a big bankroll. If you can't build one, I don't like your chances to maintain one. they can move up to where they respect their raises.nuff said Link to post Share on other sites
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