SantaClaus 0 Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 <-- Please Santa. Stolen from Adamssorry...i'm gonna have to keep her w/ me Link to post Share on other sites
GeneralGeeWhiz 0 Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 An Xbox 360,,,,, oh wait i got one. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 IT'S STRONG MOFOSo you gonna cure my moms cancer or what? Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 santa clause ftmefts Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be that all the children to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account. You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season, the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe. And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Scarlett Johansen and that model, the one Leonardo DiCaprio banged...I can't think of her name. And of course my lovely wife can come too...believe me, she's behind me one hundred percent here, I guarantee it. Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish, because, hey, it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know? No, no, the kids, the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth! So -- we reorganize! Here we go. First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the money. No, we got with the power second, then the money. And then the kids. Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my fourth wish. And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. Thank you everybody and Merry Christmas.I'd like for Steve Martin to be funny again. Link to post Share on other sites
rivergirl 2 Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 A red rider bb gun.............AND I WON'T SHOOT MY EYE OUT Link to post Share on other sites
Loismustdie 0 Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 A red rider bb gun.............AND I WON'T SHOOT MY EYE OUT I will, but I won't be using a BB gun. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 I will, but I won't be using a BB gun.who else saw that one coming a mile away?well played sirwel played Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 Hannah Montana my First Wet Dream plastic bedsheets. Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 Vote for Me Obama Voting Booth cus Oprah told me tooThe My Abu Gharib Infidel torture set with hood and feathers included. Link to post Share on other sites
Loismustdie 0 Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 Vote for Me Obama Voting Booth cus Oprah told me tooThe My Abu Gharib Infidel torture set with hood and feathers included. The " Turn back the clock to a happier time set ", tar and feathers included. He he Weeeeeee. Link to post Share on other sites
Randy Reed 0 Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 Kieth Richards, Cut, Chop and Snort your dad Gift Set. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be that all the children to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. I'd like for Steve Martin to be funny again.First, get a million dollars...then, when the IRS asks why you didn't pay taxes, you say, "I forgot"Steve Martin's comedy albums are hilarious. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Nice...but, did you see what I did there? No. You should show me especially if it's a sexual euphemism that you did there. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 All I Want For Christmas Is...A dutch, a bitch to fuck, a six, a truck, some guns to bust; I wish it was that simple... Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 1. Rabbit2. Hat3. Bat4. '64 Impala Link to post Share on other sites
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