farmist 0 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Chrozz you forgot to show em the picture before you passed out :ZOMG, I just spit up a little bit Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted June 22, 2007 Author Share Posted June 22, 2007 Chrozz you forgot to show em the picture before you passed out :HOLY FAT CHICK! Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 No idea this was this serious!!Malabsorption Contents of this page: Illustrations Definition Causes, incidence, and risk factors Symptoms Signs and tests Treatment Expectations (prognosis) Complications Calling your health care provider Prevention Illustrations Digestive system Cystic fibrosis Digestive system organs Definition Return to top Malabsorption is difficulty in the digestion or absorption of nutrients from food.Causes, incidence, and risk factors Return to top Malabsorption can result from a wide range of diseases. Typically, malabsorption can be the failure to absorb specific sugars, fats, proteins, or vitamins. It can also be a general malabsorption of food. Diarrhea, bloating or cramping, failure to thrive, frequent bulky stools, muscle wasting, and a distended stomach may accompany malabsorption.Malabsorption can affect growth and development, or it can lead to specific illnesses. Some of the causes of malabsorption include:Cystic fibrosis (the number one cause in the U.S.) Chronic pancreatitis Lactose intolerance Celiac disease Whipple disease Shwachman-Diamond syndrome (a genetic disease affecting the pancreas and bone marrow) Cow's milk protein intolerance Soy milk protein intolerance Biliary atresia Abetalipoproteinemia Vitamin B-12 malabsorption may be due to: Diphyllobothrium latum infestation Juvenile pernicious anemia Parasites Giardia lamblia Strongyloides stercoralis Necator americanus (hookworm) Symptoms Return to top Avoiding specific foods Chronic diarrhea Bloating and gas Growth failure Signs and tests Return to top See the individual conditions.Treatment Return to top See the individual conditions.Expectations (prognosis) Return to top See the individual conditions.Complications Return to top Long-term malabsorption can result in malnutrition and vitamin deficiencies.Calling your health care provider Return to top Call to make an appointment with your health care provider if you notice symptoms of malabsorption.Prevention Return to topONE OF MY WIFES BEST FRIENDS FROM CHILDHOOD HAS CYSTIC FIBROSIS AND SHE WAS ONLY SUPPOSED TO LIVE UNTIL 12 OR 13 AND NOW SHE IS 25 AND DOING WELL, BUT HER MOM IS A NURSE AND HELPED HER EVERY DAY. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted June 22, 2007 Author Share Posted June 22, 2007 No idea this was this serious!!Malabsorption Digestive system Cystic fibrosis Malabsorption is difficulty in the digestion or absorption of nutrients from food.Causes, incidence, and risk factors Return to top Malabsorption can result from a wide range of diseases. Typically, malabsorption can be the failure to absorb specific sugars, fats, proteins, or vitamins. It can also be a general malabsorption of food. Diarrhea, bloating or cramping, failure to thrive, frequent bulky stools, muscle wasting, and a distended stomach may accompany malabsorption.Malabsorption can affect growth and development, or it can lead to specific illnesses. Some of the causes of malabsorption include:Cystic fibrosis (the number one cause in the U.S.) Chronic pancreatitis Lactose intolerance Celiac disease Whipple disease Shwachman-Diamond syndrome (a genetic disease affecting the pancreas and bone marrow) Cow's milk protein intolerance Soy milk protein intolerance Biliary atresia Abetalipoproteinemia Vitamin B-12 malabsorption may be due to: Diphyllobothrium latum infestation Juvenile pernicious anemia Parasites Giardia lamblia Strongyloides stercoralis Necator americanus (hookworm) Symptoms Return to top Avoiding specific foods Chronic diarrhea Bloating and gas Growth failure Signs and tests Return to top Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 pancreitis too....aaaccckkkkI have two friends that almost died from that Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted June 22, 2007 Author Share Posted June 22, 2007 pancreitis too....aaaccckkkkI have two friends that almost died from thatthats not my worst problem though...mines not that bad...jsut flare ups once in a while Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 This thread took a less than funny turn. Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 well I'll still make fun of him, because its1. easy2. fun3. and he makes it worthwhileBut part of me will feel guilty about it Link to post Share on other sites
wsox8 10 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 chrozzo is the man. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted June 22, 2007 Author Share Posted June 22, 2007 This thread took a less than funny turn.yeah seriously.....i should mention this to my shrink see what he can do about it....lol(lemme see what i can do about this) Link to post Share on other sites
gibler321 1 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 i think i know someone with this. i just thought they were really skinny.oh and chrozzo, i think it's cool of you to talk about it so freely. props Link to post Share on other sites
profxavier9 0 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 edit- nevermind what i said at first, im sorry chrozzo i didnt know that you were sick. I think a good friend of mine had something similar to you. He said that eating right before you go to bed helped him out alot. I wish you well in the futre my friend. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted June 22, 2007 Author Share Posted June 22, 2007 heres me and my cousin with our IDs on our forheads....the waitress at my other cousins wedding took it from me along with my beer...i took her out man Link to post Share on other sites
cubsfan44 0 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 heres me and my cousin with our IDs on our forheads....the waitress at my other cousins wedding took it from me along with my beer...i took her out mangirl in the purple ftw Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted June 22, 2007 Author Share Posted June 22, 2007 girl in the purple ftwlol..thatsmy other cousin Link to post Share on other sites
Ben_G 0 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 girl in the purple ftwQFT.... His cousin isnt a sight for sore eyes either! Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 in the words of the imortal Borat....Very Nice. Link to post Share on other sites
profxavier9 0 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 You have cute cousins if they ever need a place to stay in Toronto just holler at me, o that goes for you too chrozzo. Link to post Share on other sites
MyPlayIsRAB 0 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 the reason i like chrozzo is because he wants to live life to its fullest in the one way that men should..b y drinking beer. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted June 22, 2007 Author Share Posted June 22, 2007 the reason i like chrozzo is because he wants to live life to its fullest in the one way that men should..b y drinking GOOD beer.fyp Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Yes, bad = WTF is the point?I'm 30 now, the worst beer I drink is Sam Adams Light, when I am trying to lose weight. None of this Coors light crapChompo what is your top ten favorite beers Link to post Share on other sites
farmist 0 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 the reason i like chrozzo is because he wants to live life to its fullest in the one way that men should..by drinking all the beer he can get and doing it nightly. FYP Link to post Share on other sites
Totalbluff 0 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Don't fall for the 30 years old line Chrozzo. I got the same line 14 years ago and I celebrated my 34th birthday in Vegas 2 days ago.Get them to throw you on some insulin. My weight shot up 200 lbs in 18 months (ok that isn't the best thing in the world but eventually I will need more than 2 pallbearers ) Link to post Share on other sites
farmist 0 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Don't fall for the 30 years old line Chrozzo. I got the same line 14 years ago and I celebrated my 34th birthday in Vegas 2 days ago.Get them to throw you on some insulin. My weight shot up 200 lbs in 18 months (ok that isn't the best thing in the world but eventually I will need more than 2 pallbearers )Umm, you realize hanging out with that doushe bag will lower your life-expectancy right?How do you say shark in spanish?......WTFC!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Totalbluff 0 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 I will forgive you for that remark farmist since I am wearing my WWCND shirt right now.But don't talk down about the Chark.And if you want pics with douchebags...I'll post one of me and Mike the Mouth.Whom I also love with all of my heart. Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now