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  1. YOU, PLAYED, YOUR, HAND, CLOSE, TO, PERFECT........................................THE, ONLY, THING, I, WOULD, HAVE, DONE, DIFFERENTLY, IS, RE-RASIE, THE ORIGINAL, BETTOR, WITH, YOUR QhJh, &, GET, YOU, &, THE, OTHER, PLAYER'S, TRAPPED, IN, 4, A BIG, HAND, OR, RAISE, THEM, OUT, OF, THE HAND.........................................................................................................THIS, IS, WHAT, I, WOULD, HAVE, DONE, BUT, OTHER, THAN, THAT, YOU PLAYED, THE, HAND, VERY, WELL, AND, (DEPENDING ON THE POSTION, YOU WERE IN, IN, THIS, HAND) WHAT, YOU DID, BY, CALLING, TO, SEE, TH
  2. To say, that, you, should, NOT, call, the raise................................................THIS, IS, THE, MISTAKE..............................................................................FOLDING, HERE, IS, A, MISTAKE, &, LET, ME, TELL, YOU, WHY, IT IS.............1ST, OF, ALL, IT, IS, A, MISTAKE, IF THE, PERSON, WAS, NOT, I, REPEAT, NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IN, EITHER, THE, SMALL, OR, THE, BIG, BLIND.............................................THESE, OTHER, PLAYER'S, DON'T, EVEN, EXPALAIN, THEIR, PO
  3. It's not a joke yo, I'm dead serious and if you think I'm joking you better possibly reconsider cause I'm not.Someone give me a cigaretteThank YouJonathan
  4. What a fag you are, really.By the way if Jennifer Harmon doesn't call me then I'm just going to have to get her number and call her, you better believe it bitch cause that hoe is the hottest thing I've seen since sliced bread bitch...LatersJ It's not a joke yo, I'm dead serious and if you think I'm joking you better possibly reconsider cause I'm not.Someone give me a ciggaretteThank YouJonathan
  5. You people are stupid really, why do you think you play poker idiot, it's not cause your smart it's because your an idiot, get that though your thick skull right now, it's not because your smart it's because your stupid, so I want you to realize that right now...I was just in a no limit tournament down the street and I tore that game up in 5 minuits I may not have finished first but I finished in the money...So save your bullshit please cause I'm not listening to it hoe, and AMG is the man despite what you might say and thing...The word is a powerful thing and the tounge is sharper than a 2 ed
  6. FullDeck

    Fred Phelps

    Suck my dick *******
  7. You guys are assholes bitch, and I've got 2 words for you the first one is, watch closely, the first one is gun, and the second word is YOU, cause your a u ****ing pussy and I would eat your shorts in a no limit game and you can't even compete with me because your gay and a faggot...So suck my dick nigga.Yours Truly Jonathan KerrThe best no limit player alive.Suck my dick bitch...You know you want to so why do you keep stalling... You want to go out with me, she want's to go out with me...And your all full of shit, and you can quote me on that,If you don't have anything good to say, I got an I
  8. Daniel I appreciate your post, and as a fellow poker player and Christian I appreciate it.Jesus is the Son of God and should be respected.That's all I have to sayJonathan Kerr
  9. **** you Bitch, as far as I'm concerned your the psycho stalker and your the one who live's in vegas so you must be the one that is crazy not me dude.So why don't you just suck my dick dude, becasue I don't appreciate that comment and if you don't have anything good to say. Then just don't say anything at all hoe...And I'm outJonathan KerrBy the way hoe...If your not anonomous, then why don't you post your name for the whole world to see, and you couldn't carry my shorts in a no limit game... I would fleese you so quick it would make your head spin...No one can make reads like I can except fo
  10. I'm balling out of control yo... and if anyone want's to take me on name the time and the place and the stakes and I'll do it... I challenge anyone... that is anyone in the world... Johnny Chan Texas Dolly Daniel Negreanu anyone if they think they can play with me...They might have to give me a bankroll but I guarentee I will flease them given enough time because I go all in on every hand...They might win for a little while but eventually I will get them...You can't win every hand yo... And when I keep going all in on your ass hoe, you will lose no question about it...That's my 2 cent'sJonatha
  11. If she want to go out with me I'll take her out...I don't care what you do if you play poker I want to take you out to eat and shoot the shit... I'll be fkn gay if I have to. I love to play poker and I just wanted to say that the feat that Greg Raymer did at the World Series Tops what Dan Harrington did making 3 final tables in a row.To go through that many players is a real feat and I wish that guy luck... He's not a lucky player he's a good player... And I challenge anyone at anytime to play heads up with him and I guarentee they will lose... He's one of the best players I've ever seen and
  12. I didn't know she was married, if she is I don't want to have anything to do with her. But if she's not I'll ****ing hit that shit. But anyway.She can call me... If she loans me 500 bucks I'll give her 100% of what I win no question 100% no 50% no 25% 100% of what I win... I could win 1,000,000 dollars and I would give it all to her within reason...If she sponsored me in a tournament I would give her 100% of what I win... Splitting 50% of what you win when you get staked is bullshit... I might take 5 or 10% if I win a big tournament but that's it.So if you spot me a nickel I'll give it all to
  13. Dear Jennifer Harmon...I want to go out with you... My name is Jonathan Kerr and I'm a poker player and I study every single day...You can find me playing on the internet on Ultimate Bet under the name -HilaryDuff-When I'm done with you you're going to be dead broke hoe and don't come asking me for money... If you need a bus ticket home I'll get it for you but don't ask for anything else...I like your style of play and my condolence for loosing with the Queens full Of tens in the World Series of Poker... But I don't like how you handled youserf yo... You need to keep your cool at the table no
  14. (304 Thang)It's a 304 thang let me see your body swang,,, swaaaang, Let me see your body move don't just sit there get your groove on, it's a 304 thang.Page Net nationwide on my side, never miss a beep from a freak with a big behind, who want to bump and grind with the bigga nigga, I need a hoe who's quick to lick a dicka, take a sip of Hennisy and Don Perion getting high with the nigga bone. Looking for the late night hype, Player Haters hugging on they hoe's so tight, trick of the month trickin on a stunt, Think Your the Mack cause your pockets on Phat. I'm the reel to reel, got the steel
  15. I think there is a lot of cheating going on on the internet, and I think it's total Bullhsit...You can't do anything about it...And my brother approaches me all the time to cheat.I tell him no and it is wrong... The Lord Loves honest and Just Weights Proverbs.My brothers name is Leo Kerr and he's a little cheater...He thinks he's going to get ahead by cheating, and he's not...I tell him to play honestly and don't cheat and he say's to me "How are you going to win if you don't collude"Colluding is cheating and it's wrong and it's also Stealing... The Bible Says Thou shalt not steal, and it's wr
  16. I think they cheat on Paradise and Party Poker all the time,,, I'm not going to play on those site's anymore I'm going to play on Daniel Negreanus site poker mountain or Ultimate Bet...My name is Average Joes... heheheJonathanBy the way I know that guy he was playing on other site...Little Punk yo...Cheating is wrong and the Lord love honest and Just Weights... John 3:16
  17. Can I go to Vegas with you...I live in San Antonio and it's boring hereI'm a really good poker player, but I have nowhere to play cause there is no casino here, that's good but I don't get to play and I have to only play online...By the way I like the old Full Contact Poker... I mean the really really old one...I like this one too but the old one was good too...By the way I am looking for that function that allows you to see your recent messages and posts but I don't see it, could you help me thanks... Jonathan.Take Care
  18. Your the Geo Storm of poker hoe... LOL:)
  19. Why are you calling someone a douchbag...???You call me that shit punk and it's all over...Don't think it's going to be an open coffen either cause it's not yo...I'll have to take it to you if you call me that... And if you do I will find you and kill you...You shouldn't call people that...What kind of language is that anyway...Do you want to be called a douchbag???Don't ever use that kind of language on this site you understand...Or it's on manPeaceJonathanPlease no offence... and another thing... If Jennifer Harmon want's to get with me that's cool...My Phone number is 366-3485 area code 210
  20. Hey people just to let you know that when I posted that rounders quote that was not so I could stake you, even though I would if I had the money but it was for me to get a stake.So just to let you know that wasn't advertisment for me to give you a stake but for me to get one.Don't think that just because someone put's up a rounder quote, that they all of a sudden want to stake you.I'm kind of low on cash right now so I would like a stake..."A nickel would do nicely" "A what what have you been living on" "I told you I've been living a little bit light" "I mean thanks but 220 that's like 11 bets
  21. I don't understand why you want to ban me, I have a lot to contribute to this forum and I like to post bull****. So you get a lot of bang for your buck. lolBy the way It's on bitch
  22. By the way don't threaten me hoe, I'm coming with a glock with 2 gauges hoe lol
  23. I issue a challenge, to anyone anywhere in the world, who thinks they can beat me. I challenge that there is not anyone in the world who can play at my level. And if you don't think I'm serious hoe, well you got another thing coming. If there is anyone anywhere in the world who thinks they can take me on, then I issue to fly me out to wherever you are and when I get my bankroll intact I'll play for any stake you want to play. Any game you want to play and any level of play you want to play.Maybe I am broke, but the best players always are, when I get my bankroll b*tch I'm coming to a cardr
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